Superman 2 in 1980

You must learn to beat your ass if you want to be a peacemaker!

The First Principle of the United States

Question: A good name for a domestic flying vampire mouse?
One of the answers, literally a scream of the soul:
MacGyver1968
11-16-07, 10:13 PM
The Ex Wife.

Commentary on the Italian bath from the latest collection:

A great corner!

The husband's reaction to the wife's experiment with an intimate hairstyle (made a smile at the salon)
Oh, and the shit smiled to me.

xxx: category sims - it is generally lol
xxx: brutal humor, sexual themes, violence scenes
YYY: The Sims? Yes, maybe there you can create a gay and destroy families, kill, but rude humor???Ahhh seriously?
xxx: yes
xxx: "your mom lauma"

She: And I dreamed of a dirty girl today, what would it be for?
Tag: to epilepsy

Placed an action with gifts for repairs of apartments, noticed later (much later - a month later), how the action was written (the gap was missed).
Here is the action itself:
Order a repair!
When ordering the repair of the apartment, you get a gift: a toilet van.
I wonder what customers think. and :)
The rhinestone...

The realtor. I do not know who accepted applications there... the street "26 Baku commercials" and the street "Sto Livarov"...

Your neighbor on the party there accepted applications, with whom you were struggling in the classes of fools and walked through the classes!

Early in the morning, I went through the park to work, all in the snow, white and beautiful... There were almost no people, only a young family.

A little boy, shouting "shish", picked up a dog's cock and wore it to his mother. I don’t know how he gave it to her, but my mom slipped and fell :). Dad just stood, watched and didn’t react. Then the boy said, “It remains to be found this protein.”

It turned out that there every businessman took the child under the wing so that the company paid less taxes. 20 thousand each month on the account lists, gifts, clothes, food. And you say, about >children do not think

Take up and stop throwing in about local care for children. Worked with the "Children's Houses", they are there so fed, so fed, that every time tears turn to the eyes from the abundance of childhood happiness.

A friend of admin recently returned from the army in which he served as a sapphire. And here, telling about the impressions of the sapphire case, gave an example:
Mining the area is like laying a network in an office. Just moving from comp to comp and masking a whirlwind!

Ivan Dorn Sings a Song in Coca-Cola Advertising
Valery Kipelov - in the advertisement of menthous
Yyy: And if Dorna and Kipelova are mixed, it will be like cola with menthol.

xxx : Here I bought an ordinary cutting butt... a week and a pink mold was formed on it!!! I see this for the first time in my life. What do you bet on Flip?
It is an emo-buton.

Storytellers are fucking!
"It was before the New Year. A police call from a nursery, said, come, a bomb near the entrance in a black package. Reacted immediately. We open, and there is children’s clothes. Not new, of course, but clean and smooth. The director of the kindergarten looks contemptuously and says, “Take this barrel away.” We are surprised:
New Year is coming, gifts for kids!
-We have each child's bank account and we go abroad to the sea once every six months, that we have this widebody, let the poor carry.
It turned out that there every businessman took the child under the wing, so that the company paid less taxes. 20 thousand each month on the account lists, gifts, clothes, food. You don’t think about children".
In our country, charity does not reduce the taxes on the income of legal entities. There are no such benefits. Absolutely.

From a conversation with a friend (d) who is in Siberia.
D: To be honest, I only realized here how long I hadn’t heard a real snow whistle. High tonality, not as in the counter)

You know, I suddenly realized that people are not to blame for their sins. 40% is education, 30% is genetics, the rest is life experience.

Sometimes it is necessary to fuck, so that the will is not given to these vices.

Life doesn’t read our plans.

And there was a case of this nature: New Earth 1978. Commander of the regiment, Colonel Nezhiva, commander of the aviation squadron, Lieutenant Colonel of the Funeral, Head of the aviation squadron, praporcher of the skull. In the city of Arkhangelsk was sent praporski skull. It is no secret that getting from the New Earth to the big city, you want to taste the delights of life. What a brave man did. Having fallen into the field of sight of the patrol, he was taken to the military command, where the duty officer began to find out the identity of the patrol officer. Imagine the face of the attendant who received the answer to the question: "The title, position, part and purpose of arrival in Arkhangelsk?"This is the answer: "Flag of the skull, the units of the Funeral, the Regiment of the Dead from the New Earth." Not finding a better solution, the officer asked if the officer could get to the hotel and let him go.

A tourist agency? I would like to order a tour!
Hi, I listen to you. Where are you?
No, I don’t want to go to the dogs!
No, you do not understand: where do you go?
Oh... well, it has to be so! Give up to the dogs!

Kernhohol: My friend Anton, have you read Sirano de Bergerac?
No, but I’m already googling.