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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75817
 14.01.2013
Correspondence with (d) rouge:
You go to the universe tomorrow.)
I: What, are you angry?
D: No, I am an organizer!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75816
 14.01.2013
Questions on grammatica.ru
With New Year! How is it right: 60 people died or died in the dam?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №75815
 14.01.2013
Commentary in Khabr’s article "Technology acquaintance after 25 years in prison":
Just like my mom, but she didn’t sit.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №75814
 14.01.2013
The wolf is fighting.
Balance in nature,
He taught rabbits to shoot.
He was shot in the garden.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75813
 14.01.2013
From the discussion of satya on the hubre about a man who after 25 years in prison got acquainted with new technologies.
XHH: Sometimes in the 90s I had the experience of communicating with someone who had just left the zone, which has lasted since the times of the union. I had a CD player. He was so struck by the device as if he had seen something alien.
Do you have a CD player?

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №75812
 14.01.2013
Reine:...a lot of people can scream in their ears "Wow!" and listen to the echo for half an hour.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75811
 14.01.2013
Commentary in a library on the works of Tolkien:

And let's hold a competition for the title of supercharger on the site. Applicants will have to read ALL translations of the "Hobbit" presented in availability (Ukrainian is not mandatory). The winner - a luxury in Kashchenko and collecting money for hair transplant on the feet.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75810
 14.01.2013
I went to my friends for the car today. They had a 3-storey house while waiting in the courtyard looking at the facade. And here I see a little girl on the third floor, like in horror movies straight!(there are no friends of children) shorter, I think, stop watching how strange she is and in general. I turn around, but in a couple of seconds I still look out the window... and there is empty already! as in the horror of Treasury (
What about a girl? As in the cinema? In a dirty dress?
She, in the clean.
WOW: Well it’s not for long as I know)) and the face is not visible from behind the hair, right?))
She was still shaking her hand and yelling for seven days.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75809
 14.01.2013
Have you seen the movie Seven Psychopaths?
Is it about psychopaths?
X: And now guess how many?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75808
 14.01.2013
The neighbor had a night party. Well, I think if it happens again tomorrow, I’ll go hit him in the face.
It came tomorrow. The midnight. The nausea is quiet. I lie. He does not sleep. Suddenly from the neighbor's apartment began to spread female stones. I think it is midnight to listen to it. But no, the stones lasted 30 seconds, then abruptly interrupted and followed by this dialogue:
She is in shock: is that all???? to
He said yes :(
Further, there was a wild female rust, a moan, a knock on the door and a stalk over the male.
After that it was really sad to beat this poor man)))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75807
 14.01.2013
The news.

The White House responded by rejecting a petition from the U.S. to build the Death Star. The document was signed by 34 thousand people. The residents of the United States asked the government to “search for resources, allocate funding and start building the Death Star in 2016.” One comment from the US government:

Why should we spend the enormous money of taxpayers on the “Star of Death”, which has a defect that can lead to its destruction by a single-seat star?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №75806
 14.01.2013
xxx: Today I thought about how it is still easy to spend 24 thousand rubles in less than 3 weeks, it is more difficult to live the rest of the month on the remaining 2.
It’s almost impossible to remember where you spent that money!!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №75805
 14.01.2013
Excerpt from an article in the journal "Popular Mechanics" about the Chinese space program:
According to Chief Designer of Chinese manned spacecraft Zhou Jiangping, the government has allocated 15 billion yuan ($2.35 billion) for the construction and launch of the Tiangong-1 target module and the flight to the station of three spacecraft. That is, three times smaller than the legendary Russian road Adler-Sochi, which is 48 km long. Something money was enough.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №75804
 14.01.2013
From the Habra-Dahabra about the first human mission to Mars:

HangGlider: I suggest sending participants to Home-2. I’m sure they won’t see a replacement :)

Numitus: And today we will decide who to expel from the project and deprive the oxygen.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75803
 14.01.2013
Bleat, I have seen a lot in my life, but did not expect to meet in the book "Principles of Solid Body Theory" in the chapter "Optical Properties" the epigraph of "Romeo and Juliet" of Shakespeare

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №75802
 14.01.2013
xxx (18:57:13 13/01/2013)
Here is a predator in such a mask.
xxx (20:04:53 13/01/2013)
Super super
xxx (20:04:53 13/01/2013)
Strong and sharp
xxx (20:04:53 13/01/2013)
Without a mask, it looks like a donut.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75801
 14.01.2013
About Skyrim:
“It’s a joke... to hide a 5 kilograms cheese head there during a battle, that’s all!
Yyy: And on top of the goat's foot to eat a couple of liters of vineyard.
Zzzz: It’s like a party with my relatives.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75800
 14.01.2013
To rest on vacation like a white man, I go to work like a Negro on a plantation.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75799
 14.01.2013
Grandfather came to visit. In the evening:
Dad (D): I found your mushrooms on the balcony!
I: He’s been three years. You would throw it out.
D: Yes, I threw out what was roasted above, and ate the rest. Three hours went well. I’ll open the second bank to check out.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75798
 14.01.2013
"To get rid of the disease will help you qualified doctors of the Medical Center "Help yourself"."

Good name, it is immediately clear that there are no special hopes when dealing)))

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