“Mom,” cries the daughter from the hallway, who came back from a walk with a small pudel, “Mom, press out the dog until I am calm. You can drown there. In December, he...

My cat thinks her name is "Cats"

I thought that someday humans would invent artificial intelligence, but then robots would not be called robots.
YYY: How are they called? The American cars?

I wonder how the grandmothers think. Hm, a million of our brothers live in this country, which kindly hosted them and pays them benefits – but here, you understand, the newspaper has insulted the Prophet, let us shoot it to the foxes, it will make people treat our faith better. How fucking is it? Two plus two cannot be folded.

YYY: Imagine you’re a stupid, aggressive chase in Chalm

I live in Spain. It is common to take children with you everywhere. For walks, in cafes and restaurants, shopping centers, spa salons. Families with 3-4 children of different ages from infants up to 18 years old can be seen walking at 2 o'clock at night. And you can be sure that every second passenger will smile to your child, and every third will say something affectionate. They have society so arranged. Children are not disturbed. Yes, there are unbearable, but there are not so many to make this a tragedy. They are not placed in the same row with smokers and the mothers.

I don’t know why I hang my clothes? Is it as dangerous to life as running out of the road? I have had room for clothes all over the apartment for many years, and I am still alive.

Most cats think so: why a pot, if there is a carpet and tapes?

To those who drink a lot of coffee, one day their heart will come and ask “Nothing that I’m without a knock?”

Editor of the Author:

- Our publication is not specialized in publications of works of the fantasy genre.
Therefore, we recommend shortening the title of the article "Pets" to the first three signs.

You know, you need to make an analogue of the Red Book – for words! These unfortunate “nevertheless,” “as if,” “yes,” “in general,” “in general,” and so on. They are rarely found on the Internet, remained for the most part in book reserves. So you need to start a separate Red Book (not necessarily with pictures), put these words there and spread, maybe through pictures it will be better.
YYY: Again the cavalier explains with mistakes and without fingers?
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She caught herself on the fact that she began to refuse to buy things with the image of "Western" flags. Not because of patriotism, but to avoid problems from patriots.

I am not Taras Bulba. I am a female mother. Against any violence. The teenage sons grew up normally without force methods. For my father’s belt:
if the conversations do not have action and the guy in a particular fool is useful, then it is better for him to have a ass from the father's belt for five days to get sick than for five years in the zone.

I picked up my wife’s phone. There is a telephone, air conditioning and satellite control function. Only his wife and children did not know about it. Well, everyone sits next to the calf, I kind of knock on my wife's phone, and then the channels began to switch, the volume changed, the older daughter would return to the desired channel, the volume leveled. I am again. I watch everyone strained, I still scream the guy stop talking, picked TNT-wat and watch him. Those in refusal, I see soon the bricks fall. For three minutes I was enough, I couldn’t stand, I stumbled. Then he hid in the garage, trying to beat.

here here :

“Once I saw in a small restaurant, in a VIP room, parents with a kidder, about 4 years old, so he behaved more vigorously than his ancestors.”

So he is raised by a certified governor, and not as an ancestor - a delayed mommy on the way to the garden and out of the garden in the day and between washing and washing on the weekends.

Reaction to the iPhone: "My name is Pont, James Pont"

“The beginning of all things is water,” said Fales.
“The beginning of all things is fire,” said Heraclitus.
At the beginning of everything - apyron - anaksimandr broke out.

by Lorel:
Epic on the subject
2013 is about to come and we want a living tree, but unfortunately cut beauty. We decide to buy the most [live] in the pot, we start searching in online stores.
Logic as everywhere, but prices are much higher: a meter - 3000 rubles, one and a half 4000.
Take one and a half meters.
They bring.
It is great, ah.
From one and a half meters cm 80 occupies a pot. Okay and tolerant.
They decorated. Here it is you! A couple of weeks pass and it begins to fall. What Affairs?
You started looking at it and what would you think?
This is an ordinary carved tree carefully inserted into a pot.
Thank you, the tree has gone to the hole.

Philosophy of Freelancers:
The darkest time is before dawn.
The quietest time is before the storm.
The best time is always...

This is my cat who drinks blue water. He doesn’t eat the sausage. at all. Even hungry. None of. Neither cooked, nor sausages, even cooked meat does not eat. They eat raw meat and all kinds of cats. which are stored in the penalty. By the idea, the refrigerator is not of any interest to him. It is worth to approach the refrigerator - the cat here like here, dumb, the pins are pulled up, and it is worth opening the door - hypnotic examination of the interior of the device. The refrigerator is not just a closet. There is something magical there. I used to hang in front of the bookcase. You open the glass doors and watch the books. No one but you will put it. But suddenly what.

Have you bought your wife’s perfume?
He chose the dust.
XHH: Why is it?
WOW is age.

You can't watch porn, you can't go for milk, you can't read opposition sites, and you don't have enough money to travel abroad!