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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №24482
 06.01.2010
Remember the student! The tea bag can not only be used n-time, but also serve as a tooth thread!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24481
 06.01.2010
Oh, how beautiful you are in the photo.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I tried.
xxx is. Kilograms of cosmetics.
Megabytes of Photoshop.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24480
 06.01.2010
Here is the real technical mindset:
The movie is "Black Lightning". It is almost over, the romantic scene, the main character kisses the girl, all things... And here is a quiet dissatisfied male voice from the hall: "Eye, so what about the nano-catalyst?"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №24479
 06.01.2010
Don’t talk to me as if you have a spare jaw in your pocket.
You talk to me like you have a yearly subscription to the trauma point!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24478
 06.01.2010
Man is the carpenter of his own happiness. Go to Dress!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №24477
 06.01.2010
by Axel:
Do you do it tomorrow?

by Alex:
I will be in Minsk until 11.

by Axel:
Morning or evening?

by Alex:
January

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24476
 05.01.2010
Only we can burn the whole market because of the burning of the pavilion with fire extinguishers.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №24475
 05.01.2010
Serena is free?
Since 1861...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24474
 05.01.2010
A week ago I jumped the girl counter, taught the basics, etc.
Now she plays much better than me.
I have 7 years of experience...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Fuck, you are there too!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №24473
 05.01.2010
Fuck, I’ve talked to him about this a couple of times.
Types of Friendly Sex and All That
WOW: And what about him?
Q: I’m not quite sure I understood him correctly.
If the word "follow" can be understood somehow differently

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24472
 05.01.2010
Today at McDonald’s:
A girl calls a friend:
- Sash, I bought everything, and there is nowhere to sit - come, I will eat in your car!

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №24471
 05.01.2010
Smaller: two of the most puzzled new years I had in the army))) when I first January at nine in the morning called my friends and BODRY, THREE and, shit, sleeping out in the voice oral in the tube with the new year!!! And in response I heard the drunken shoop of the suckle... xDDD

[ + 104 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24470
 05.01.2010
I have a dependence... who knows where they code from the mandarines? and :(

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №24469
 05.01.2010
Is your boyfriend a programmer?
My boyfriend is dumb.
But that doesn’t stop him from being a programmer.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24468
 05.01.2010
Here you are all with your "sleep in your hand"...Fignia is all)
Prehistory: we live with a guy with parents, sleep on the first floor of a two-storey single bed (not always). Yes, this is the same, compared to sex, in which the whole of Kamasutra rests.
Story: I am sleeping, I mean. In the dream I play well just with amazing graphics and video settings in NFS. And I still see that I’m not playing on the keyboard, but with the joystick. I’ve been chasing the police all night and winning race after race. I wake up in the morning. With a joystick in hand (yes, exactly what everyone should think about).
A guy wakes up and begins to boast about what kind of dream he saw and how many cool girls he had time to spend the whole night there.

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №24467
 05.01.2010
Aries (01:27:16 5/01/2010)
Do you have boxing gloves?

MICsher (01:27:31 5/01/2010)
Yippidy what? From where...

Aries (01:27:55 5/01/2010)
I’m not asking Ballard.

Aries (01:28:02 5/01/2010)
I could go to boxing.

MICsher (01:28:12 5/01/2010)
I have a ballad :)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №24466
 05.01.2010
The Russians have learned to control the weather. Learn how to govern the state!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24465
 05.01.2010
<TipTronic^PDA> and who is more of animes or progressors?
<ua0lmc> there are more intelligent people who don’t ask stupid questions. You are a minority. Another careless movement - and you are in a sexual minority.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №24464
 05.01.2010
3 hours of night.
University today.
I walk around the room in family trousers and in winter shoes on a bare foot under Armina. I read the abyss and correct the lectures.
After 6 hours I wear a suit with a tie, coat, gloves. Today I will choose a special shell, for example, red color. I will not forget the black wallet and go to take the exam.

What did you think?! to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24463
 05.01.2010
XXX (11:06:56 4/01/2010)
Here I go to the classmates, your wife is there, I go to the assy-on there, I go to the mail-and she is there too.

YYY (11:08:00 4/01/2010)
I go home and she is there.

YYY (11:08:23 4/01/2010)
It is everywhere!!! to

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