Well, to paint or play music, you need to have at least a little male predisposition. And when I had an elephant on the ear - the fox broke all the pencil at once)))

The fucking!! I have a chicken!!! to
I will drive the cat away.

I decided that it was necessary to drop out of the corporation at work when the chief engineer began to paint with a pen on the champagne trap and thoughtfully put the stamp on the towels.

There is communication on various topics, and in the course of the case, the mother of a friend proudly issues:
And our Dima can move its ears!
Reaction of his father
It would be better if he had learned to move his brain.

Curtains on the floor.

I lost my rights... what to do?? to

1st Go to the fool, get the certificate.
2nd Go to the pharmacy and get a certificate.
Three Go to the clinic and cross these two certificates there with a photo - you will get a medical examination.
4 is Take copies of the ID card and RNN, cross them with the medical examination - a package of documents will be obtained
5 is Go to Gai - find the right person
6 is It will help you pump a package of documents to the level of temporary rights, for a bag of money.
7 is Then you wait a month, go to GAI again... and you cross the temporary rights there with another photo.

And here you have in your hands again an artefact allowing you to subordinate the means of transportation!!! to
Congratulations, you have pumped up to the level of the lead!!! to

My life is a game online.
World of Lifecraft

xxx: Listen, I finally got your sexual concerns. You can’t talk or think about anything else. Enough is enough! We are no longer a couple. Let us remain friends!
The guy:
How do you feel about sex with friends?

Darksol: is there soon the end of the world? You are already 6...

Recently, I read the Psalms of the dead all night.
The resting grandmother, in addition to the children, was also reading her baptist and her grandson - both real puppies.
I know the first three caphisms almost by the mouth. So I read them at a very high speed, monotonously, without expression, in the same rhythm and pace.
And here, after the third caffism, I sat down to rest and drink coffee, so I didn’t want to sleep. Her baptist, Pasha, approaches me and says:
This is the kind of compliment I wanted to say to you.
I was a little stressed:
And what happened?
And he continues:
- No, you really could read rap quickly, "Casta" didn't even roll around.

Egoism is when you masturbate and don’t think of anyone.

That the whirlwind in the sky, that the blueprint in the hands - no matter from either.

The Doll Witness

When choosing the site for the construction of any building, engineering and geological studies of soil are carried out, and the capacity of the soil is of great importance. First, the foundation of the building is generally not erected on moist soils, and secondly, if a basement room is also provided, it is performed in the root soils, because the moist soils contain impurities, building and household garbage, their carrying capacity is low, and they should be removed. My colleague geologist, conducting surveys in the city, at one of the sites found that the capacity of the soil reaches 4.0m, which he reflected in the report. The buyer of the construction was not pleased with such a verdict, and he stated that the geologist is wrong, and he does not intend to spend money on the export of non-existent saturated soil. A commission was created consisting of a customer, a designer-architect and a geologist, the culprit of the dispute. An excavator was delivered to the scene and began digging the tranche on the site being examined. At each meter of the depth of the excavated tranche, the customer tried to prove that it was already the root soil. The geologist insisted that no, there are all signs that the soil is saturated. The excavator continued to dig. by
At a depth of 4 meters, the dispute was resolved in favour of the geologist - a pebble doll, made at least 40-50 years ago, was extracted to the surface.
The client was ashamed, the geologist celebrated.

If my wife runs the fork, her mother comes, and if I am, her hands come out of her ass.

A: I love my job. This is a place where it is warm. You can quench up to 10 p.m., drink, blow or just smoke, talk, drink tea or even bury, sit in the inlet.
B: Andrei, teacher at the University...

XX: What should I do so that the sympathic Sisadmin comes to me and repairs it?
You have to say that you have filled the computer with beer!!! I’m going to drink beer.)

XXX: How good it turns out not to drink at all on the NH. Only in a sober mind can come the idea of revenge, horrifying with its inhumanity and boundless cruelty.
I met the New Year, chewed the olive, went to bed early. I fell asleep! I woke up, and this is a good morning, like from a fairy tale: the sun shines, the birds sing and life is beautiful, there is a whole day to tell carnizes, lamps, put a new wire in the wall, etc... and for all this a perforator, a fucking performer is needed. I listened to it from the four sides of my apartment. Every day throughout the year!! to

News from 3Dnews:
Man crosses U.S. border with iPad passport
A Canadian citizen, Martin Reisch, crossed the U.S. border, presenting not a passport, as required by law, but a scanned version, stored on the tablet computer Apple iPad.

The first comment:
The owner of the Android tablet was shot by U.S. border guards on the border with Mexico. It turned out that the tablet was stored photos of about 200 kg of cocaine and scans of fake passports.

From hubra, discussion of spore to player

We, too, for the senior course, the boys recorded tickets to the pager. I think the operator knew Fitz. Basics of electronic technology after that are better than us))
Prepod then burned, generally on the spores he has a smell, because of the angle he sees. I took. After the exam I issued the following - said guys, I can close my eyes, and put a choir. if you tell me how you are in the Chinese alarm clock, I have the same at home, you have the same info?! to

She: guys, write if you want to play Battlefield 3 :)
He: Come out for me!

Yashur: I work as a security guard at the international trade fair in Frankfurt am Main. Today, some Hindus were brought to the stand. Stand, nothing to yourself - chairs with leather blanket, two unshakable plasmas turn the advertisement of this firm. Something in the spirit: "We are a serious company! We take responsibility for the environment. Our products are of exceptionally high quality. We are a strong company with steel grip!"
Leaving the stand, the Hindus instruct me – you, greet, both look, so that nothing of our products is stolen. I’m playing OK. They are hot, just really looking at both. Believe in Kerry. Believe in Kerry. I’m playing OK. I think fucking. You make the towels. Fuck the towels!

Every time Kirk Douglas was notified of the need to pay a fine for driving violations, he sent a bouquet of orchids to the police officer who recorded his car’s number. The friends were very surprised and asked for explanations, to which Douglas replied:

As you know, the policeman will not leave these flowers for himself. He will give it to a woman. Well, a woman, having received such a bouquet, of course, will agree to spend the evening with a policeman. And of course, this evening will cost the policeman much more than my fine. I will be avenged...