The night. Cottage in the Northern Village. The duty woman in solitude and Azzsky noise bypasses the possession. Following her, a man goes with a teaspoon to pick up water. Suddenly, the woman falls from her place and runs away. A man with a scarring throws a teaspoon and behind her - little she has heard. And it turned out that she decided to run away from nothing to do)))

Q: What kind of person are you in bed?
It is barbaric!! to
SBS, and I am a wooden man!! to

For the development of the village in Russia will be allocated 42 billion rubles.
I even know the name of this village - Ruby :)

XXX is
Do you think it makes sense to talk with a girl on ordinary topics?
I spent the day and so on.

YYY
Am
Yes Yes
of course
Share what you have there.

XXX is
Oh well.
In short, I ask what shampoo she has, and she says I’m saying something wrong.

"Doctor, mega is in a good mood, I want to go to cafes, bars, shops and buy everything I like! What about me?
You have a salary:

I lie in bed with my wife, preparing for sleep.
I set up an alarm for you.
I am also on the sixth.
The wife in a wild seizure of laughter, climbs me into cowards, which then gives out ''and really's opened and another 15 minutes hiccats, here it comes to me that I gave out, had to rehabilitate =)

The annual budget of the Pentagon is enough to send two large submarines to Mars. They are doing fishing.

XXX Movement - Life
XXX: and the progressive-return may be her cause

When you wake up in the morning, there is a bar in the refrigerator. And you’re still chewing all day... No fools, right?

This is not the fucking law. In this case, they are not fools. You are just a fucking shit. When are you all going to get rid of the pigs?

Morse: I remember watching a Japanese porn multiplayer with the non-Japanese name "Steamboy". So there, these fans of realism for distant explosions made a sound delay relative to the flash. The fucks. I then overwhelmed the entire system, trying to understand why my sound track is lagging behind the video. That they all burn in hell, physicists are crazy.

She: Would you be very upset if I got pregnant?
He: Well, depending on who.
She: Let’s not leave you.
He: He is strong...
She: What if from you?
It is even stronger :D

My mother cannot sleep under the noise of the computer, even if he is in the neighboring room, and under a loud telephone can, he says, under him the thoughts from his head go well >_<

Not the first dozen films I watch, as the forces of Evil try to unite the whole world, and the forces of Good are going to kill them brutally for this.

C of one IT-site from the article on copying:
“VKontakte” frankly trolled a representative of the show business, who threatened a court for “pirate dissemination of his creativity”, – his audio recordings were withdrawn with the formulations “due to lack of cultural value” and “due to low quality of performance”.

Q: Did you read the comic?
YYY: Yeah, I thought you were choking... and the drug dealers at once deceived this miserable man who can turn it into anything... well what if it turned into cocaine... and they took it with a fan blow up and packed it... and those who used this cocaine themselves turned into cocaine... ohhhhhhhh... what they use there in this Marvel... though no, don’t answer... I’m already starting to guess...

I want a hairstyle like yours, what to say to the barber?
If you want a hairstyle like mine, don’t go to the barber.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You can’t say that the sound doesn’t sound on the compass :(
Are the headphones in the right hole?
HHH: I had to put the prof somewhere!
Well of course, I am pleased. What about the headphones?

After the phrase:"Fire battery!"-I broke the valve...

I don’t understand why I go to the toilet with a tablet?
Go to the toilet with a laptop.

With VIO:

Q: How often do you sail on your yacht?
A: I only had a boat when I was in the hospital.