I hit Yandex "how to become" and spell out "how to become a winx fairy really"...

xxx: from you benefits, as from a variable that can’t store meaning.

xxx: I read today the article "How to Become a Mermaid" One of the points: In the full moon you need to eat the tail of a sleeve and drink it with a glass of milk. X – X
yyy: It seems that only becoming a rubber can get rid of the consequences))

I knew two sisters twins, they slept in bands and decided in turn.
Normal dual-core system with load balancing.

What you do not understand, you fear, then reject and defend at any convenient occasion. You are no different from the ancient people who did not believe that the Earth
and round. Yes, looking so far, you are no different from the rural uneducated population of the early 20th century, who believed that syphilis is treated.
Spraying the throat (Hello Bulgakov! You laugh at the past century, but apart from creating new electronic toys, cars and ultra-fashioned clothes, there is nothing new.
You can imagine.
You regret the lack of good music, poetry, prose, songs, intellect in the youth, but at the same time, you are not even interested in this modern. You only see Justin Bieber, Our Rasha, Siva and the sentences of vanilla in social networks. You are like your parents and grandparents who repeat the usual phrase "and in our time!..."
I will uncover the secret, there is a lot to read, listen to and with whom to talk, just the choice has become enormous and you have to spend a lot of time looking for it.
What the soul lies for. Keep up with time and study history history, then it will be easier for you to live, I am sure! Not insulting, just insulting.

What type of file to take for the course?
Take bright, on sad objects such and need to take.

Do not be embarrassed to carry nonsense and nonsense, because tomorrow may be a new direction in philosophy.

We talked here with my husband about the turbulent institutional youth, this is what I recalled.

The summer. The heat. The local coast. I am on the clips: shorts on the most "I can't", a swimsuit and heels. I can ride, eat beautifully, take big steps, the guys look around. It’s time to get up: ah, I start running for a jump (I can skate) and... I forget that there is a brake in the rear on the roll, so the technique of “five to shoe” doesn’t work. It fell. It fell well: it stopped the skin. Everything that was between the shorts and the headscarf was ripped. The skin with time stretched, figured with it, but the nerves from the force of the impact was well rejected - the sensitivity fully returned only a year after two or three. Before that, even a needle car, I will not feel it anyway.

Now the story itself. A year and a half later, I met a guy at a party. We sit next to him, we talk, he looks with a dim look, I say something and I am glad that I am an interesting interlocutor. And then I realize that his hand is far under my shirt! The reaction is quick, let’s go! He looks confused, “What are you doing? I’ve been watching you for half an hour, right?” “How do I know this? I don’t have any feelings on my legs!”

Cleaning a house with children is like cleaning the snow during the snowfall.

Conversation on the forum about drawings on the door of the closet in the kindergarten:

Was it in the present gardens? Have you seen? )

M_CHRISTO: Are the supermen all kinds?

Member : NA
Son of Captain
My daughter has a rabbit.

Grikor: and only I had the label from the Baltic 9?

‏@Castieleva:
The Hobbit is a movie where Watson, Vampire Mitchell and Magneto go for help to the Red Skull to stop Sherlock, and the seventh Doctor saves the eggs.

Sometimes, after communicating with some customers, the thought slides through, well, why Godzhenka did not give a person the opportunity to receive reports about the delivery of the damnations.

A neighbor speaks on the phone:
When I was a child, I was a Donatello ninja turtle, so I can not stop with a stick.

Rolla: Vasya, you are a drunk muddy! When I told you to turn off the blonde, it meant not to fuck out about “I don’t want to shake my hands” and burn the mangal. Do not send a flower to the necklace!

References to an IBP:
8 years of compact dumb from the router I pull out when hanging, I work every day, and none once broke - why IBS at all
For 8 years, I stopped the car by crashing into a tree when it rages, I drive every day, and never broke - why do I need brakes at all?
For 8 years, I stopped the Bulgarian toothlessly with her teeth when she was ragged, I cut every day, never broken - why safety equipment is needed at all.
I have been writing for 8 years without SEO. I can’t write anything.) The computer is constantly crashing.

Commentary on the film on the router:
In this princess, such a simple, in general, that unattainable filmmaker. You can see. There is no mouth. There is no wild fool. There is no pseudo-intellectual madness. There is no excess pathos and excess retention. There is a black man in the film and he is not dead. A very original course...

xxx: girls, do you really smell your sperm face like a cream?
Only the lips.
ZZZ: only YYY

I go early in the morning from work through the market. In front of me are the bumerang and his madam, the bumerang pulls a heavy bag, the madam wraps behind him. Bohm puts his bag and says to Madam:
I pulled my bag, I had to smoke.
Then give me a cigarette.
I: I do not smoke.
I went to my wife, I couldn’t smoke.

I see the more illiterate a guy is, the more he cries, pointing to the place of women.
Relax now bear. And that is the feeling that you are waving over your head with a banner with your complexes.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Do you want to have a girlfriend?

WOW :
Fuck a difficult question.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Take it and answer now.

WOW :
You can crack for a week.