Twenty years of experience with users helped to teach a cat to go into the pot for the fourth time.

Shteker: Show me yours, Cisc's
Belka: Going to Huawei, the pervert

Dying is not scary. It’s terrible that after death you can make a movie and you’ll be played by Pattinson. © Steven Spielberg
Are you afraid that after your death you will be played by Pattison?
YYY: No, I’m afraid that I’ll be played by the Handless

by JD:
I have to put the stomach off.

KST is:
What? Do you also wear socks? and ;)

by JD:
Fig is there! Yesterday, Anka was crushed on a mine in the car, and her head doesn’t slip between my mouth and the wheel... :(

My girlfriend is the best in the world! She chose which movie to go to the cinema. She sits and looks at an online poster and shakes herself under the nose:
I’ll go to me... I’ll go to the kitchen!
And he leaves.

Conversation at work:
Where did we get so many dogs in the area? And most importantly, when did they get born? We only had a pigeon.
Here is the promoter!

Anna
Temperature, constantly coughing, sneezing, beauty, in general.
Vitaly
Give it a slide and it will go! Cardiomycin in the vein. After prolonged sex, after a hot bath and a warm cloth, phenazepam and sleep! Ready for work tomorrow.
Anna
I laugh and read the recipe again.
by 17:58:21
Anna
Prolonged sex with a continuously sneezing and coughing person will be very fun)))
by 17:58:44
Anna
Not in vain then there will be a desire to drown it in a hot bath and carry it to bury outside the garages in a warm bath.
by 17:59:06
Vitaly
The trio is a trio! cardiamine - so that your cheek passes, and the cough will only set a rhythm, so everything is normal and long tested!
by 18:00:35
Anna
Ahhhhhh the rhythm!

xxx: No, it would be better if they combined Anna Karenina with Raskolnikov. You just imagine: Anna stands in front of Vronsky with a tail in her hand and gently says, "Am I trembling, or do I have a right?"and "

Do you give me a secretary?
WOW: What do I need to do?
Yes, everything according to the standard: calls, papers, coffee, mines...
WOW :?? to
HH: I am joking. I do not drink coffee.

XXX: What are you busy with?
Yyy: The butter eam. with the cheese. With Parmesan.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
YYY: I have our production. Parmesan is cut :)

<Grey_Wolf> Today on a trolley bus and saw an act of domestic magic
We approached the stop, we go out, a passenger comes out in front of me and with a clever smile stretches his ticket to the first man who is going to enter this trolleybus.
<Grey_Wolf> The one who first pailed, won’t understand what he’s sucked :)
<Grey_Wolf> Then he also smiled and took)
<Grey_Wolf> A very good scene was)

Hello what you do.
The Sultan: Pr. I watch cinema
Mon: What kind of movie?
sultan:"American Mary" - two nipples removed
Don’t you feel ashamed, am I also a bearer?
Sultan: What is this ashamed? You are not
Not brushes but girls
Sultan:"Director: Jen Soška, Sylvia Soška"
Oh yeah, you are a joke, i.e. Excuse me

XXX: not at all. I come in a good mood.
I stay. Fuck your mother.

yyy: the first phrase is like from Tolstoy’s sketch. The second is the thought of his wife Sophia Andreevna during the correspondence.

xxx: Is there such a thing that is inserted into the piercing hole so that the eyelid can be removed and the piercing does not grow?
YYYYYY: Yes The other collar.

A woman over 40, someone gave a lot of sweets. She didn’t miss the opportunity to boast of gifts. Suddenly, the silence and all the attention of jealous persons was attracted by a new guy working with us as a contract programmer.
Who is it that brought you such a pig?
G.B - and this... so a gift from customers, but why a pig?
You are no longer young and your metabolism is not the same as when you were young, and all these sweets will have a very bad effect on your figure. And you complain that you can’t fit in your favorite dress.
After these words, she looked at the candy, then in the mirror, then again on the candy and invited everyone to tea. No one expected this from her, but everyone agreed to the offer. The words of the new didn’t go for nothing, the collective female, everyone wants a good figure, so they didn’t eat much. Everything else was handed over to the new one.
It’s been a week, and I think it’s all about how to write...

>> I wonder who’s this guy, if the girl is able to fall asleep at THIS time?? to

Strangely enough, but there is a possibility that nothing :) I, for myself, discovered the amazing world of sex quite late, but with enthusiasm, having re-read and tried everything that was tried and read. After 4 years, I was absolutely sure I knew everything about the female body and sex. Until I met Lenny. It was a creation of stunning beauty at the age of 22, desperately looking for a couple, but, the result was zero, because she had enough to take off her clothes and lie down with the guy in an embrace to cut off immediately and for a long time. For me, it was a powerful blow to self-love, and then I decided to do it anyway! What we just did not try: coffee, energy, long preliminary sleep, pathogens, games, various techniques - sleep and everything here. She was taken to a sexologist, he was surprised for a long time, but found the root of the problem - Lenochka had serious raids with the male half of mankind, starting with his brother and father. And she wanted, subconsciously, protection and support, in the end, as soon as she was in bed with a guy, the brain gave the command to relax, concluding that everything went wrong and the body does not need to defend itself, that it is protected and you can sleep peacefully. By the word of Lenocke, the psychologist helped :) We all worked out in the end and she is right now.

>> Their Donzova books I, for example, intentionally remembered that blood is washed only in cold water))

If I had not read it, I would have known it much earlier.

Bobba: Hi..Yesterday I was doing sex with Christina, well, she's barbed (I even felt a couple of times that she was asleep... And yesterday I was doing, and... He is screaming! I think about myself – finally that! And what do you think?? Oral oral, it turned out she had a nightmare (((

I wonder who is this guy if the girl can sleep at this time?? to

Fighting with Matt is bad. This is
It makes us weaker. Instead of
We can say:
- "What phallic symbol
Do you want me?"
- "Remove a copy from me!"
Be more intelligent, no
"tubby pussy", and "naive
The hole"

Boring: I am leaving Ukraine on Monday, with a local accent, like an unruly husband from a prostitute with a tripper.
You have a comparison.)