Current lectures on Angel. Chirsky speaks something about matrices. A pause is formed in the lecture, at this moment a loud child's cry is heard unclearly from where (apparently from the corridor).

Chersky: Excuse me for bringing someone away... Next time I will take into account the level of development of each of the listeners...

What if the Earth suddenly turned?
Then the city of the eagle will become a Rush!

We are the richest country in the world. Cut off his hand. The second time I stole, and it will be like in Emirates.
Yyy: Well, why is it so immediately shot, and the legs of a man why? Imagine in the municipality, the government, everyone without legs, without hands moves on a wheelchair. The ceiling can be low, but no pants. Official costume - shorts and sleeves, consistent savings.

According to British law, if a Scottish man breaks on a Sunday, it is permitted to shoot him from a bow.
This is the case in Russia ?

How do you get to know him? and efficient?
Marginal: As to say, one of the ways was as follows (on a holiday in Turkland): he took with him a maika with the inscription: “Fuck with me a female, I know where there is a lot of food!!Walked in it near the beach, if the girls whispered and ticked his finger, he defined in them the Russians and acquainted himself with the words: I am glad that you liked my joke.

Paša ne pacheet, Kolya ne kolet, Slava ne slaviet, Zhenya ne marries...

xxx: our admin son was born 0_o ppc I do not represent him in the role of father
Yyy: I remember a couple of years ago our incoming admin took a daughter to work. The 4-year-old daughter immediately joined her grandfather-driver. Only a few hours later noticed their absence and the noise of a working shredder behind the wall. I thought the girl was already there. They walked there and found them with a blessed smile feeding the shredder. I have never seen such happy people. But it was necessary to see Sanko’s face when his daughter asked him to buy the same "burnout" at home.

a friend writes: the husband of the sister gave the hospital daughter 2 years sick, in it they wrote: "for the care of the sick member"
A "families" did not report. Here is where Roma will be sitting at home, whether the daughter will be treated, or the member.
) ) )

She: Tomorrow I will go, buy a couple of magazines with rebuses and eat!
He: Why is it?! to
She: Because there is no mystery in me... :(

The WOW forum.
xxx: Gnomishes, andedaks, taurens, trollishes, night elves...
And I like real girls more...Is that not normal? and :(
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Zzz: Fouououu, you have no place among us, dirty and disgusting perverse :o :-!

These are massage chairs.

HH: This is the best I’ve seen.
Well, except for the seats for 300,000...
One day I’ll tell you the amazing story of how I scared a bunch of men at the past health exhibition when Marina and I tested these things.
S: I can imagine...
Well, there was everything modest: a long row of chairs and a bunch of men shaking on those chairs.
Mary and I sat down and started listening to advertisements.
... I got a little tired of it and I asked the girl so loudly... I say... sorry, (very polite).... something slips into my ass - it should be so??? ......
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh From the neighboring chairs everyone swallowed like the wind.
I mean ? ?

I am now a blonde.
Is it painted?
No, fucking, it was stupid.

The Flight (16:38)
Why are all girls heartless dolls?
Thessalonian (16:38):
Why are all men moral wicked?
...
The Flight (16:39):
This is the balance of dwarfs in nature.

My three-year-old son was watching a cartoon about Hercules, where in one of the episodes he saw a centaur. After thinking a little, he asked a quite “logical” question: “Why did an uncle in a pope get stuck with a horse?”

The vacation:

We need a quality designer-illustrator-virtuoso in the studio.

The Requirements:

It would be great to have the technology of Matte Painting. At least a little.
• Portfolio is required.
• Desirably strong health, endurance, hard work, agility, ability to use grabbers, hairs, forks, shovels and other agricultural tools.
Work without intimacy, do not junk or freelance at work!
Experience as a curtain designer from a year and experience of communicating with dogs are also welcome.
We have a dress code - the appearance should be cluttered, slightly stupid, but tight, a Latin American appearance is desirable (men wear hats).
The Conditions:

You will need to work for the idea and a little more for the programmer.
Toilets and internet are paid.
Schedule of work: lifelong (there is a cemetery).
• Test period of 4 years.

And if seriously, we need a boy or girl between the ages of 20 and 45 with a sense of taste, humor and beauty.

Smart, interesting and knowledgeable such things as printing, grid (any, even fishing) and Russian.

With mutual understanding, we can even agree on remote work, but you need to live in St. Petersburg, no matter how you want it.

With a girl in bed, she makes me go. And here he begins to laugh.

I: What has happened? O_0
She: Assess me, I am Pacman! :D
And with a characteristic gesture begins to swallow my member a little bit.

I almost didn’t laugh :D

The xxx:
You will still say that you can’t eat meat and add salt... Imagine yourself as a non-drinking, non-smoking curly blonde athlete...She began to itch her back in the shoulder area. and :)
No, I will drink and lead an immoral way of life.
YYYY :
I also made wings at first.
I found out I couldn’t get there.

If a man is tired of sending...

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I was making a documentary about smoking. And to find out how our citizens will deal with the smoking ban on the street, I came up with this episode: In the center of Moscow on a crowded street, a police officer stops smokers and tries to fine them. Of course, everyone will understand that this is a joke, well, and suddenly someone will believe it. How will he deal with such a ban?
I called a familiar Lieutenant Colonel of the militia and asked to assign a subordinate for the shootings, who can speak convincingly.
At the appointed hour, a captain arrived with two sergeants. He listened to the task, sneered and asked:
And the money collected for fines, where to go afterwards?
What money is there? No one will give you money, but suddenly.
If it does, it would be great. Just say that it is an action,
Take your money back and stop smoking. Try to
to convince Stanislavsky to believe.
We put on the captain's radio microphone, and we went into the shop with the camera.
began to film. I see our police stop the first smoker, but I don’t hear what they say. But everything is heard by my operator in the earphone. I see, he is hysterical, rushing without stopping, until the camera is stirring. He asks the towel to wipe away tears, or he can’t see it.
“What are you breaking? “I ask. He just whispers.
I looked up, and to my horror, I realized that eight out of ten people proposed to solve the issue on the spot and stole the money to the captain...As it turned out later – the ninth was stolen with the card of a deputy assistant, and the tenth with a police certificate. What are miracles?
In the evening, I went back to the television company, turned on the recording and made sure that my acquainted Lieutenant Colonel was not deceived. The captain was very clear:
He brakes the first man, appears and says:
There is a smoking struggle on the streets in the city.
You will be imposed an administrative penalty in the form of a fine.
What kind of penalty? You are what? It is not forbidden to smoke on the street.
Captain: So I am not punishing you for smoking, but for firing a fire in the city.
What a fire, that’s a cigarette!
I will read to you the decree of the Government of Moscow and the Governor of the Moscow Region: for the breeding of fires, the burning of leaves, grass, topoly flour in the border of the city and the region, individuals are punished with a fine from 500, up to 1000 rubles.
If I’m not mistaken, did you burn a grass wrapped in paper in your hand called tobacco?
Man: A... Yeah...
Captain: Well, so I impose on you the minimum fine provided for this violation - 500 rubles. Let us form.
The man began to apologize, trying to get 200 rubles without a receipt.
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Eight men out of ten.
You say the police, the police.
The pictures decide everything.

The thief is burning.