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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71398
 12.10.2012
A is:
I am scared of Android.
A is:
I recently used voice recognition.
H is :
Oh yeah, it is fun.
A is:
He is stupid, I say you are a fool, and he writes me you are a fucker.
H is :
:D
A is:
How so at all.
A is:
:D
H is :
Why did you start first?
H is :
and :)
A is:
I apologized
H is :
And he?
A is:
also )
H is :
The incident is exhausted.
A is:
exactly )

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71397
 12.10.2012
Two graphic designers at the entrance on the 1st floor drink beer at night.
A girl with bright hair comes in and calls the elevator.
1st: 20,100,0 0
2nd: not, rather 40,100,10,0
The girl: O_O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71396
 12.10.2012
From the Electronic Board of Publications:

"Master - carpenters Andrei and Ivan", please come back and finish the terrace. I will not beat. and Nicholas.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71395
 12.10.2012
A woman like Robin Hood robbed the rich, but never shared with the poor.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №71394
 12.10.2012
I go home by the residential house.
On the balcony of the third floor smokes a well-suited man in treniques, naked torso.
From the back, a woman goes out to the balcony and crying begins to lick the man on his naked back, saying:
Why did you eat so much?
She cries in the voice and cries.
Why are you so rude?! to
He cries and cries even louder. A man is smoking, smoking.
Why are you so dumb?! Without a change?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №71393
 12.10.2012
If all countries were ruled by women, there would be no wars in the world. There would be many countries that don’t talk to each other.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №71392
 12.10.2012
by Katerina:
I’d like to have love with you in an old cuddled cadillac, and let the rain persistently tickle the brush on the roof. I would still scream like a watermelon over the ocean, and you would shut my mouth with kisses, and in the intervals between them whisper: “Silence, silence.”

The Proff:
Fuck, if my girlfriend shouted like a watermelon over the ocean during sex, I would be sure to get fucked first, then fucking, and then defending. Have you ever heard about the tea tree? I imagine: Cadillac, rain, romance... And here: "YYYYA!!! This is a great deal!!!". Yopt, here it is not necessary to close the mouth with kisses, but to shut the blankets from the seats so that it does not break! and ?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71391
 12.10.2012
Why are you constantly lying?
I save the truth.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71390
 12.10.2012
He was in the Military Medical Committee. There was such a dialogue with the narcologist:
How often do you drink alcoholic beverages?
I have not been drinking since January.
(It is surprising!) All in all? O_O
and yes. Absolutely by.
(It is also surprising!) And why?Has something happened to you?! to
I do not want...
She asked nothing more. She filled the card and let go.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71389
 12.10.2012
Ice Age (dances on the ice) - dances with the stars - battle of choirs -... What next?!? to
yyy: dancing choirs on ice
zzz: better battle of chorus-synchronists in the pool

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71388
 12.10.2012
Xxx: Especially we with the area rusted over "he hit me in the scalp of my head, which caused me pain".)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71387
 12.10.2012
With mail questions: "Will they give a postponement? If my girlfriend gets pregnant during my military service, if so for how long?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №71386
 12.10.2012
If you ever interview on Skype
Please write in advance, you will be very helpful.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71385
 12.10.2012
Announcement in the veterinarian: "I will give the kittens 1 month in good hands, and in any! Those who are taught, are taught. They are like dogs!"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №71384
 12.10.2012
I work in the book.
Come looking for books on "monetics", when asked what it is? I was scorned in the face, said a fool and shameless. These are books about coins!! to
I politely noticed that the collection of coins was numismatic, showed the books on them, and went to the yard to crack.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71383
 12.10.2012
I'm playing in 1C with the entry of missions
The creators of the system are therefore clearly humorous: in the type of transport, in addition to air and rail, there is a space and pipeline O_o
XXX: on the pipeline, what is it? and ?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №71382
 12.10.2012
Do you have an IBP at home?
How about chao?
The Source of Uninterrupted Nutrition
What is Tanaka? Home Welcome Welcome

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71381
 12.10.2012
Who do you work for?
I teach Google to lie.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71380
 12.10.2012
of work.

It was "Ura! I have very little to do on the list today, I can do everything quickly and get rid of it sooner"

Lunch: "Well, there are so few things, I can sit a little on the internet. I’ll be able to do it"

Day of the Day: "Blady"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71379
 12.10.2012
Again about the wicked soils.

We took the apartment, the entrance door - a window of 14 centimeters... Very convenient: the little one played with balls, machines and everything was under the window! Friends were really in shock, especially when they noted something: you get up and say a toast, they seem to have drank a little bit, and the earth goes away from underneath our feet... Two chairs were broken! And awakening the first time was scary: the ceilings are hanging - on a level, and you lie down and seem to slowly come down. The windows were closed and the doors themselves.

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