A is:
I am scared of Android.
A is:
I recently used voice recognition.
H is :
Oh yeah, it is fun.
A is:
He is stupid, I say you are a fool, and he writes me you are a fucker.
H is :
:D
A is:
How so at all.
A is:
:D
H is :
Why did you start first?
H is :
and :)
A is:
I apologized
H is :
And he?
A is:
also )
H is :
The incident is exhausted.
A is:
exactly )

Two graphic designers at the entrance on the 1st floor drink beer at night.
A girl with bright hair comes in and calls the elevator.
1st: 20,100,0 0
2nd: not, rather 40,100,10,0
The girl: O_O

From the Electronic Board of Publications:

"Master - carpenters Andrei and Ivan", please come back and finish the terrace. I will not beat. and Nicholas.

A woman like Robin Hood robbed the rich, but never shared with the poor.

I go home by the residential house.
On the balcony of the third floor smokes a well-suited man in treniques, naked torso.
From the back, a woman goes out to the balcony and crying begins to lick the man on his naked back, saying:
Why did you eat so much?
She cries in the voice and cries.
Why are you so rude?! to
He cries and cries even louder. A man is smoking, smoking.
Why are you so dumb?! Without a change?

If all countries were ruled by women, there would be no wars in the world. There would be many countries that don’t talk to each other.

by Katerina:
I’d like to have love with you in an old cuddled cadillac, and let the rain persistently tickle the brush on the roof. I would still scream like a watermelon over the ocean, and you would shut my mouth with kisses, and in the intervals between them whisper: “Silence, silence.”

The Proff:
Fuck, if my girlfriend shouted like a watermelon over the ocean during sex, I would be sure to get fucked first, then fucking, and then defending. Have you ever heard about the tea tree? I imagine: Cadillac, rain, romance... And here: "YYYYA!!! This is a great deal!!!". Yopt, here it is not necessary to close the mouth with kisses, but to shut the blankets from the seats so that it does not break! and 😉

Why are you constantly lying?
I save the truth.

He was in the Military Medical Committee. There was such a dialogue with the narcologist:
How often do you drink alcoholic beverages?
I have not been drinking since January.
(It is surprising!) All in all? O_O
and yes. Absolutely by.
(It is also surprising!) And why?Has something happened to you?! to
I do not want...
She asked nothing more. She filled the card and let go.

Ice Age (dances on the ice) - dances with the stars - battle of choirs -... What next?!? to
yyy: dancing choirs on ice
zzz: better battle of chorus-synchronists in the pool

Xxx: Especially we with the area rusted over "he hit me in the scalp of my head, which caused me pain".)))

With mail questions: "Will they give a postponement? If my girlfriend gets pregnant during my military service, if so for how long?

If you ever interview on Skype
Please write in advance, you will be very helpful.

Announcement in the veterinarian: "I will give the kittens 1 month in good hands, and in any! Those who are taught, are taught. They are like dogs!"

I work in the book.
Come looking for books on "monetics", when asked what it is? I was scorned in the face, said a fool and shameless. These are books about coins!! to
I politely noticed that the collection of coins was numismatic, showed the books on them, and went to the yard to crack.

I'm playing in 1C with the entry of missions
The creators of the system are therefore clearly humorous: in the type of transport, in addition to air and rail, there is a space and pipeline O_o
XXX: on the pipeline, what is it? and 😉

Do you have an IBP at home?
How about chao?
The Source of Uninterrupted Nutrition
What is Tanaka? Home Welcome Welcome

Who do you work for?
I teach Google to lie.

of work.

It was "Ura! I have very little to do on the list today, I can do everything quickly and get rid of it sooner"

Lunch: "Well, there are so few things, I can sit a little on the internet. I’ll be able to do it"

Day of the Day: "Blady"

Again about the wicked soils.

We took the apartment, the entrance door - a window of 14 centimeters... Very convenient: the little one played with balls, machines and everything was under the window! Friends were really in shock, especially when they noted something: you get up and say a toast, they seem to have drank a little bit, and the earth goes away from underneath our feet... Two chairs were broken! And awakening the first time was scary: the ceilings are hanging - on a level, and you lie down and seem to slowly come down. The windows were closed and the doors themselves.