The Humanist:

Tell someone to these humanoids from what planet, who produce large bags for washing powder and pasta, that a person has 4 fingers, not three!! to

You have five fingers, not four. You are burning green :)

Discussion on the change of traffic order in the city:
xxx: That is the case that there is a fairly large chance of going through the Red Army, First May, Dm. Ulyanov and Frunze will be impossible
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY It was necessary to buy an apartment on the right side of Frunze!

here here :

X: I was asked in one office after repair to finish the grid.
Y: And what?
X: Type there all the cables in the wall are laid, you only need to end the cable with the sockets and remove it on the switch.
and no-no
X: It turned out that in the wall one cable was laid through all the sockets in a row.
Y: Bugga

I did a repair in my apartment and just likewise laid a twisted pair in the stomach.Two nights after work with cancer stood near those rodets.I thought that the knives didn't live to the end,or the connection option was not the same (A or B).I broke the wires, paired, broke again.
Thank you, Alexei, a highlight from Kiev.Explained that this signal has nothing to do with electricity and parallel connections do not twist))))

gastrozol in ZH(about children) :
The story is good – life itself!!! Those idiots are all noticing (or maybe they write from us?) Beginning of summer...
We go with the whole family from Dacia. There was a major blockade on the bridge.
A granddaughter, 5 years old, saw that someone opened the bathing season (outdoors are quite cold) and screams
I want to swim too!
I answered:
It is still cold to swim. The vodka was drunk and it was hot.
The granddaughter.
Do you have vodka?

A man aged 30-35 years. He walks around the windows for a long time, reading almost every name. On offerings to help, he waits, asks for a complete catalogue of goods and finally approaches the seller.

I don’t see a single name in your store.
Which one?
I need a virtual memory.

When I need female attention, I call nearby tech support.
Shape

“Doctor, I am terribly hurt here!”“!”

2000 before n. “Here, eat that root.”

1000 years. “There are roots – it is barbarism! Read this prayer.”

by 1850 “Prayer is a prejudice. Drink this grass.”

1940 is “That green is a complete charlatanism! swallow this pill.”

of 1985. Tablets are ineffective. Take this antibiotic.”

2000 year. “Antibiotics are chemistry. “Eat that root.”

It is logical that:
by 2020. "Read the Prayer"

Who puts what oil in the baking? cakes, sand cakes and so on. The most important one is 70 rubles. for a package? Or is "pseudoslimble" going cheaper? I can't tell if the taste and useful qualities depend on it.

Yyy: useful qualities in baking? No, I have not heard.

Zzz: Well, your pants fell off – they were a little big. Cake will help.)

to this
to this
The news:
The United Rocket and Space Corporation will be headed by the CEO of "AutoVAZ".

The Russian space crants, sadly, comrades :(

Okay well. Give a Jigsaw to Mars!

and Nono. International agreement on limiting waste emissions into space

to this:
Shortly after the Olympic fire arrived in Moscow, the torch with it was extinguished by the wind.

The grey Kremlin and its shrines did not allow this fire. He extinguished the accuracy at the time of his passing under the Spas Gate (with the restored icon of Spas Smolensky)." (c) Kurayev.

It’s not a mess, it’s a war.

And they were ashamed of the demons of the world, the holy place did not accept the Orthodox fire of the Gentiles!

Advertising for the Army:
During the First World War, 90% of the soldiers and 10% of the civilians were killed. During the Second World War, 50% of the military and 50% of the civilians were killed. The 20th century ended with the bombing of Yugoslavia, during which 90% of civilians and 10% of soldiers were killed. The new millennium began with the war in Iraq. There are no accurate statistics on casualties, but more or less agree that the ratio of civilians killed to soldiers killed is 50 to 1.
Service in the army is your chance to survive in the upcoming war!

on this-

Title in News:
Children of officials went to sea instead of the victims of the flood

Names and surnames, let me know!! to
(It is not funny, forgive me, but so that everyone knows who we vote for and who we feed every day, who we feed, and whom our taxes heat our ass...)

and Breivik.

I once registered in an English-language thematic social network with one purpose - to train the language: I thought I would make a bunch of mistakes there in the posts, people will rush, scare me from legs to heads, but they will point to all the chicks (well, the type - chicken is dumb, children know that there is an undetermined item here). And they are there, all the fools, thank you for sharing! I like it! and etc.
What do you do, I think I will never learn English like that.
That is the case on our websites - there I was regularly told how low my level of knowledge of Russian:))

A smart woman will never prove to be smarter than a man.
Alisa Dorian is stupid :)

Where is the appendix to the letter?
Application on the back of the PDF document.

Sometimes you sit down very late, feel tired and think you need to sleep at least a little the next day. You lie down. Here you have insomnia. The hour lies, and the dream finally comes. And then there appears a mosquito.

I walked through the ground after the rain. Of course, wheels in clay, arc, well, and body spray. I am coming to Mykonos.
Sorry, we don’t take such cars.
Those are what?
They are dirty!

O_0

I lie at home, I am sick... a cold, a fever, all things...
On the way home, my wife called me and said nothing was ready to eat.
I came, cuddled in the kitchen, then looked at me in the room (I rolled my mouth down on the couch) and rolled on the note a theme of ninja turtles, bringing a pizza...even as if the disease had retreated.

From the forum:

Sergey_Balticsky: Well what did you calculate?
Head: I have not calculated, but the process is ongoing
Sergey Baltic: at what stage?
I’m trying to figure out what iPad is.

The project is not closed on time

No diarrhea, so convulsions. What next?
I am: a rough hustle!? to

of the prize ((