and fuck-n-dead
I’ll give you a condom, give it to your parents and tell them not to do it again.

From chat TNT:
"Admin make the chat window slide to the full screen while house 2 goes"

What for the brave is cowardice, for the coward is an excuse.

First Chechnya, Chernokozovo, Filter Point
At the table is the head of the filter Sanya. A knock at the door, on the threshold two swollen rows in military camouflage without signs of distinction.
It is great, Commander!
Hello to you!
Are Ruslan and I talking?
The papers?
Here is! From the pocket of the jacket is removed a blank paper, suspicious
A type that gives the "subjector" the right to talk to the detained Czech.
Go to! Password twenty three.
Roosevelt is disappearing. Sanya pushes off a glass of undrunk tea and stretches to the machine.
Sanna, what are you?
- Yes, these, knocks on the door, faces (jargon name of FSB employees)
Yesterday we celebrated all night... The Colonel got one.
And what?
Obviously, the password will not be correct!
There is a difficult thing here: twenty-three and there are twenty-three!
Do not tell! Watch: the clock knows the password, these fit, he says to them:
“The six!” The faces must take five seconds from twenty-three six and
I say “Seventeen.” If you do not have time in five seconds, the clock
He said, “Eight.” If you did not respond correctly or did not respond correctly,
He puts their nose on the floor under the machine and presses the alarm button.
Have you seen their roots? You can’t count in five seconds.
The baser grumbled and the Berbers stumbled on the corridor. - Everyone, I'll go out of captivity to save the faces! - Sanya threw the machine on his shoulder and headed to the exit. And I thought, twenty-three, minus eight... fifteen what?
Yes, right was Galina Maximovna, a teacher of mathematics from high school No. 31, who hit our empty heads with tangents and logarithms:
“Learn, you idiots, you will still need mathematics!” Although there are roots, square... Here for folding and counting a bullet in the shell you can earn, and from your...

Girl, are you married?
and no.
And why?
And they try, and praise, and not take!

I am missing it (((
Do not be sad, or your breasts will not grow.
He is: O_o!!!! Why were you so sad when you were a kid? 😉
She: Scotch

Kathy
I want to fuck. to burn. and to eat.
Drakasmith
I have already gone.
Drakasmith
I drink, fuck, and throw away.

The Gentlemen. My child at 4 years of age painted his educator in the kindergarten split, in a bath with acid and with spinning wires under tension. It was a very unpleasant aunt.
I painted a landscape:
What is this black with red in the distance?
This church is burning.

Do you know how he felt when his friend threw a beautiful hairy goose into the fire? Suffered for a week.

Why do you wear rubber shoes when you work with electricity?
- And this is so that when you are in the current, you do not suck all the floors, and you have all carefully glass in your boots.

News@Mail.Ru: The draft law on castration of pedophiles was submitted to the State Duma

My Intel 80286 is 20 years old this year. It survived MSDOS versions 5.0, 6.0, 6.1 and even Windows 3.0. Due to the unfortunate coincidence of circumstances, it can now be loaded only from a 5.25 diskette with a dox 5.0. Flopovod 3.5 killed as he killed the EGA monitor 14, the keyboard and the miracle-beast-mouse. Operative sclerosis at 1 MB and video marasma at 256 KB work properly. It is very cool because of the gold and platinum in it, like the Harlem Niger. I won’t sell it because it’s good. I played Wolfenstein and the First Civilization on it, and I taught Turbo Pascal on it. He’s my childhood friend, and friends don’t sell.

Dear spammers, you are reading this. Tell me about the funniest ways you’ve been sent.

Who knows if you get up in the air on a helicopter and hang on the same spot for a long time, will the Earth rotate under it or it will land in the same place?
Z is. I apologize for the sleepless night.
Schmeterling

Who are you, your mother? ]:- and lt;
I am your mother, your mother.
- O_O

The fraudster cleansed the unemployed moscovite for 105 thousand euros

Message from the forum of the rectorate of the MFTI.
Constantine, why did you close the black exit at the 2nd entrance of the 9ki?
I had some problems related to the fact that my weight is less than 50-55 kg (limit on the cargo elevator) and therefore the cargo elevator does not respond to me (I will note that I am not the only girl with such a problem in 9k). It turns out not a very good situation that I can not always get out of the shelter alone: the exit from the stairs is closed, the elevator 1 button - if the truck comes, then I can not leave:(
Can you put a few bricks or something else in the elevator?

xxx: Doing nothing, no one writes in aske, in contact and universe is boring, porn is all some sort of monotonous :(
I need your grandmother :D
XXX: So I’m a grandmother, but I don’t need anybody to bite.
YYY: O_o

xxx: the majority of pedestrians pass by the rules "green - go, red - run".

And you too, when you see your friend / friend / colleague printing something on your computer, confusing the layout, do you tell him about it by means of a meaningless set of sounds?

The chief told.... It was 20 years ago... One of his relatives flies into the common toilet with the eyes blown out (well, it squeezed strongly), sits down and begins to do what she actually did))) The process went - looks next to the neighboring shock man sits and is busy with the same... It turns out, she confused J and M... In general, they met, married and to this day together...