Discussion of one of the videos with the extinguished torch of the 2014 Olympics

RFSR: And what has gone on?

shamik13: how that.. 200 million of our money with you for the torch..not fury flies...and it doesn't even burn..

Russian Federation: The Greek Fire. The fire is fine, the fire is extinguished.

The fastest of all marries are not beautiful, but boyfriends.

I read an ad on the column: "Help in mathematics. It’s cheap,” the phone said.
At the bottom, someone wrote, “Do you not help in Russian?”

Copy and copy to yourself on "Lamborghini" and iPhone, and then - batch! I didn’t stop and bought a barbecue at the stop.

In the banks already dry ink on advertising
"We give a loan for divorce!"

NAD: After upgrading to iOS 7, there were no problems with the browser? It is luck!
On my iPad, on the contrary, when moving back, the previous page loads again and shows the very beginning. It is very inconvenient to read long links with links: the links passed, it is not possible to return to the previous place. I stopped reading shit.

Apple makes you better!

Yuriy: We have a client who, while in our office, definitely goes to the toilet.
Yuriy: And he’s not just writing there, he’s in a ferocious and furious exile there. That is, he is as if he is spinning urine for weeks, after which he comes to us in the office and is sent straight to the point.
Yuriy: That is to say, not hearing how he is strongly referenced is impossible. The sound of his deadly and terrible sleep even interrupts our conversations.

Where is the humour of it?! Oh you guys!! to

What it is, such is humor.

Comment on the Hubra on the mistaken duplication of a fish reservoir on Google Maps:
Astrologers have announced a Google Maps week. The water reservoir is doubled.

here here :
The news:
The United Rocket and Space Corporation will be headed by the CEO of "AutoVAZ".

The Russian space crants, sadly, comrades :(

It seems to him that the cranes have long been, and that is, the control

I sit in the bus next to the grandmother and let’s go and ask questions. I sit quietly, she got me, I speak, and you mother did not tell strangers not to talk. It worked! Grandma digested the phrase 5 stops

Pugachev and Galkin named the son Harry...it is now time to wait for Volan de Mort to kill his parents.

I used to have a cat whenever the door was opened. Time passed, we decided to castrate him, gathered to the veterinarian to go, dressed up, opened the door and when trying to escape, caught him... In general, the cat now does not fit the door at all, or not enough))

Irina: Can you measure your hands?
Alex: What is it?
Alex: From shoulder to wrist?
Irina: Yes, from shoulder to wrist
[22:34:31] Alex: 4.5 smartphone Samsung Galaxy 2
[22:34:49] And did you not understand?
A: Fuck, what am I going to do to you?
[22:35:41] A: The length of a thermos is irregular, it is different for everyone
A: a sg2 is the same everywhere
[22:36:03] A: standard measure of length, count
[22:36:20] And yes, all
[22:36:26] And you stay without a sweater))
[22:36:30] A: aaa
[22:36:32] A: is not net
A: My wife
[22:36:42] A: I honestly have nothing to measure now.
I can shoot the ambulance tomorrow.
[22:37:26] A: *but generally sg2 can easily be converted into cm... easier than a parrot – exactly*

Pugacheva and Galkin became parents of twins. Now Galkin will have to change diapers also for children.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Babies rule the world.

zzz: I don’t know what the word “baby” means?

Every time I throw into the garbage a huge pile of various food waste left during the preparation of the borscht, I imagine how in the land of garbage small garbage gnomes get them and make a borscht out of them.
I’m even afraid to imagine what you’re thinking about throwing away used condoms.

Boris, who bought a bunch of cheap condoms in China: in your place I’t trust Chinese contraceptives.

The Prehistory.
I work in school, first class. I talk in a dream and on family circumstances at night with a guy. Further from his words:
"I turn to embrace, and here so sharply "1B, what is it?". In my dreams, I am silent. Within a few minutes "I don’t hear the answer." I pressed, I didn’t speak anymore"

Not an office, but a crazy house. The cleaner struck the general in the morning for smoking in the toilet. The general psychoanul and closed up in the office, sat there for three hours. Now I called and said to order an extract, for the toilet, of course, and put a lock with a key on the extreme cabin. The cleaner gave a prize.

News: "Ally Pugacheva and Maxim Galkin were born twins"
Commentary: Galkin Probably Born