In the late 1990s, I bought my son a handheld Chinese plastic watch.
Their straps broke quite quickly, but the clock was running and he was wearing them in his pants pocket.
The clock was thin and light, the body cast, i.e. They did not understand,
So I rolled them in the laundry with pants 3 or 4 times.
They drowned themselves and went on, serving for several years.
And I remember the kids were very young, bought a Chinese music brick,
At the exit of the store, his daughter fell down the stairs, and he collapsed into small pieces.
Buttons of various colors I remember broke up, we collected them.
it was a pity, brought home in the palm, gathered, he ticked for 10 years ))))

It is not about time, but about approach. Has Nafuya for years blocked people's passage? Once they go there, once they systematically dig out the bushes, it means they are so comfortable. Why not make a path? Trails are for them to walk, so why not do them where people are walking?
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You need to create people the maximum of small inconveniences, then they will not have time and energy to deal with big problems. Sometimes, you can remove some small inconvenience and show people how they are cared for, but immediately create at least a couple of others.

A community of knives.
xxx: Lord, have you ever used cold weapons for self-defense?
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YYY: There was a case. I still regret. Because one of the two bottles of beer lying in the pockets of the jacket burst into the head of the villain and the jacket smelled rather disgusting. But the weapon was really cold... and a little chemical, because it was the Baltic.
Just the jacket was thrown over the shoulder and it was very convenient to load it to the young man who was rushing into the battle on the cushion... unfortunately, I did not take into account the slight strength of the cans. The young man, indeed, and such an imperfect response impressed to the depths of his soul, he completely lost all will to fight, put off the iron, which he had before vigorously waved, firmly took his head and thought tense about the surprising turns of fate.

On the subject of deafening:

My wife's yoga instructor advised the balls to roll: " from the nerves" - o_o she now constantly touches my eggs( type catches, says helps )))
P.S Hopefully the expander won’t recommend it.)

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This is an honest word, I hope that this "yoga instructor" will advise his wife to "smoke the expander". So that this miracle in the feathers did not confuse the expander and expander, and also wrote the word yoga correctly.

The real trouble is that the personal cabinet in our lives appears when it is no longer needed. As I once dreamed of at least my own table, making drawings on the window of the shelter...
Daddy

When the relatives lived in the village, more precisely, my aunt.
To them came local village drug addicts - to collect mac. When the uncle could not walk - only in a wheelchair moved, the narcissists generally went home, indeed, nothing but the maca did not touch.
So, over time, they repaired the cylinder, laid wood, laid a pavement from the cylinder to the garden, wrapped new boards into the fence, in exchange for those that perished.
Not all drug addicts are equally bad, however.

Ussurisk, waiting for the station. There are four beautiful garbage cans in the waiting room. Each is intended for its own category of garbage (plastics, paper, etc.). Above them are beautiful booklets about the benefits of sorting garbage. Two cleaners are suitable (some train station babies of furia) and throw the garbage from different canes in one big garbage package. With a proud look, they put on the place of the cage and not less proudly depart.

The era of gopniks with mobile phones with guns on the entire bus has ended... the era of hipsters with guns on the entire bus with healthy headphones has begun!

From the discussion of one breed of cats

The call only cannot be invented the second day.
yyy:Open the Ikea catalog

There are many who say: equality, equality has come.
I’ll tell you, shit. If it were here, then I, a fat thirty-year-old woman with excellent earnings, would have chosen a dull twenty-year-old boy with a strong torso, long hair and a noble fox to buy him iPhones and pay for the gym, and he would bring into my life sex, feed cats and pass by for me, while the hired cleaner brings beauty into my apartment. I don’t see the line!
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The slave does not want freedom for himself, the slave wants his slaves.

In the bathroom, the temperature of the water is regulated by a single handle. It is simple: on the red arrow - hot water, on the blue - cold.
When I bath a child, I move the crane to the red side until the hot water goes. Then I turn it to the blue half, so that it doesn’t fade. The child, however, is convinced that red means cold water, and blue means hot water. No, it is still right! When the crane is red, it is cold, when blue it is hot. She is a serious girl, struggling with the ignorance of others as much as she can, and every time she must try to open my eyes to this fact. I explain to her how I can, but of course she believes her eyes more than her dad.
It can be understood. The experience is demonstrated every night, the result is always the same. Red is cold, blue is hot. What to argue about? These adults have such strange beliefs, and you can't convince them in any way, relying on their own and none. But we know that it is in practice that the truth is known!
c) Bormor

kum9: the noise and gaming in this log is terrible and the whole night to fly until dawn, I read poems to prostitutes and with the bandits I burn alcohol.

Cola: kum9, yes, I think Yesenin would beat you. With the gloves :D

The elite in Russia:
1st Send children to study abroad so that they know one language well.
2nd To get rid of the Russian language, you do not need to learn the language, children know.
Three From abroad to reason "How to equip Russia".

And the shamans came into the temple, asking for blessings from nature.
And he killed them by lightning, because they murmured.

I come to the hospital, and there is a doctor named Redemptor.
I go into the store, and the guard’s name is Commander.
In this world everything is in its place.

Better learn to see in women people, be interested in their personality and hobbies, not just what they have between their legs, be easy to communicate, respect personal space - and your chances of sex will increase incredibly.
by *****
All of my acquaintances, who were always given without special problems, differed only in one quality.
They could hide for hours on any proposed topic, and they were terribly similar to all the politicians in the zombie watch.

A joke, haven’t you read it? Grandma enters Sber and asks the manager, where, sweetheart, is the Rotenberg villa in Sardinia to pay for? But here is the window, grandmother, behind the mothers with three children will be.

I like our mattress, let’s take it with us when we move.
YYY: It is sold
Here’s what you need to do with your 100kg!
You are not yours, you are angry.

I remember this procedure as a child. Aunt asks how the animal speaks, well, and I, feeling like a complete fool, pronounce "gaw-gaw", "miu" and so on. Everything went well until she asked how people were whispering. I, being fully convinced that a whisper is merely a quiet pronunciation of ordinary words, find it difficult to formulate this in a sound imitating form and am confusedly silent. At this test ended, apparently also acknowledging me undeveloped (I do not remember the verdict).
But for the rest of his life he has remembered that people are whispering, it turns out - "Shu-shu".
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As a father of three children, I have a firm belief that all these child psychologists and psychiatrists are slightly fucking. For example, a certificate in the garden requires a certificate from a psychiatrist.
"Something child you have inhibited" I am her - and nothing that we are in your turn for half a day. She signed, signed...

I have a cat.
Nicholas LOL
Dmitry: on our website? (Logo in the form of a cat)
No, at home
Tagged: local cat
It can be called localhost.
Tagged: localhvost