from ZH:

XXX: What kind of blade do you have? What kind of cork is there? What a pass?

Yyy: There is no blade, there is only a seedle.

Stop following the rules! be original.
Technician of Vasily. Safety at a nuclear facility.

Where do you need this photo? Where will you put it in?
I told you – I don’t know!! to
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What is psycho? 1st Make her ALL possible photo options on documents, if a photographer, then you know. 2nd Get money for every photo. Three Take care of the nerves.

Pizdec is the fourth aggregate state of surrounding reality.

The commentary:
to this:

"14:19:37 Boris
A joke of humor: I sat on a Chinese auction on Sunday, watched what the Chinese are selling (and they are selling a lot of clay and cheap - which is pleasant) I generally went to the department of intimate goods. This is the name of Durex. at us they cost 900p for 9pcs (or for 12pcs I do not remember how much in the package) that is, about 100pcs per piece. And they have large packages of 200r. There is 39. 5 p for a piece. I got rid of that valuable.

shorter now to me by air mail, a small ordered package from China itself is a package of condoms =D"

The man! I must warn you: the size of the dignity of the average Chinese is smaller than that of the Europeans. My Russian acquaintances living in China have always bought the nicknames king size or what they are called there, because ordinary... small. So it may be that you are getting a useless package, unfortunately...

Why are you so! Maybe Boris knew this little Chinese feature, and you embarrassed him for the whole country!

Funny town of Murmansk

We went to the club in front of us, there one person was killed and three wounded by gunfire.
Then they were going to go to another, and there they cut off the guy.
XHH: in the third 7 battles per night

In case of large waste, the company is set up fire, and the government begins reform.

Secondary sexual characteristics

On Friday, with an official and friendly visit to the ship, which is part of the 32nd Division, arrived the commander of the PLC (anti-submarine ships) Admiral Radzevsky. As he climbed to the deck, where the personnel had already been built, he saw the main thing, the beard of the senior lieutenant Schilling, which he had grown over the past two months. Wearing a beard was not expressly prohibited, but it was not encouraged. In this shell shell and enter.

Being a man of high culture and resilience, Radzevsky walked relentlessly to the target along the line, relentlessly, like a torpedo.

When he got to the right place, he stopped.

“Comrade, senior lieutenant, your officer’s license,” he addressed Schilling.

Having received the document, he revealed it. He was looked at by a smoothly shaved face, glued back in school.

- On what occasion, let me know, your mm... face has grown so much?

Here the devil, who was sleeping in Schilling’s heart, woke up and said clearly and loudly:

As Chekhov wrote in his "Sakhalin notes" in the year one thousand eight hundred and ninety, the man without a beard and a beard looks as unnatural as a woman with a beard and a beard!

"But Roman Roland said that since a beard is a secondary sexual feature, wearing it is as unethical as walking a woman with her naked breasts," observed from some side the commander of the missile combat unit.

What nonsense are your officers reading? - summed up the literary discussion that had begun, Radzevsky addressed the ship's commander. And to the Lieutenant:

- The tanks will not push the clowns, I will not even talk to you, comrade senior lieutenant. Or bring the moustache in accordance with the certificate, or the certificate in accordance with the moustache.

Three days later, before Radzevsky, who walked through the base territory, a trait materialized in the image of Shilling with a face with pronounced secondary sexual traits.

- Your certificate, Comrade Senior Lieutenant, - gently pronounced Radzevsky.

Looking into the uncovered passport, he found a face there with a talented beard painted with a pencil, so that the Admiral even hanged for a second, what was the last time with him ten years ago.

What specific non-normative vocabulary and what implicit twists the Admiral used is unknown to us. But an hour later, looking out of the clouds, the Baltic sun was cuddly reflected by rabbits not only in the lawns, after the rain that passed at night, but also from the cheeks of Shilling.

I refused to attend his funeral, but sent a very polite letter approving the event.
Mark Twain

I will heat the battery.
I pushed Constantine out of bed.
Today I come from Korea.
They pulled a stall station.

Give the fool a prayer to God, and he will break his forehead.
The Reader:
Why is your head broken?
He made a fool pray to God.

...
zzz: Arthur, say, and where do you take words like "ferdiperdous", are there any more?
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"Fintech artwork" is it going to work? and :)

The girl was named Lisa and the boy was named Harry, said the director of the singer Elena Chuprakova.
Reply to parents: Harry Galkin!
~blin still held up, not to mention the boy Burn

My three pins.

There is a lot of talk about financial pyramids, but three generations have grown up right in front of our eyes, which are only able to stumble. Who will produce your mother? Who will feed you after your grandparents/mothers die?? to

The number of realtors and car purchases confirms the sadest forecasts. OBHS will not work even if it works in four shifts and without weekends.

As our worker said in 1991, soon there will be no business. The old man was right. We laughed and didn’t believe it.

The Director of the AutoVAZ is made the head of the space industry.

Discussion of the news on weblog.ru:

"The things of American soldiers will be carried by a robot-cat running a halo"

Rick: I can imagine the picture of American soldiers trying to catch a robot cat carrying their things away.

kg: The picture of an Israeli reserve soldier chasing a cat carrying his socks is repeated at my house regularly.

Here is this:
xxx fuck the house.
I have not been doing this since the second semester.
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Wait, soon I’ll have to change my clothes xD
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It would not be bad, by the way. Or they will take every hideo to learn, it then nihua does not know, but dirty, but with higher education.

In the process of correspondence with the developer was born the phrase "in the shortest time".

Cheap and angry is an old prostitute.

<xxx> In the medical universities of Russia will appear a new subject - theology. This was proposed by the participants of the All-Russian Congress of Orthodox Doctors, which took place in Samara.
<yyy> and a new specialty - exorcist