From the Dating Site:

Residents of mr. and Orenburg!You will be bad news after you die you will be in the city of Orenburg!

A great repair on top. Thro the day they collect the sliced plaster from the floor with sovkova spots. It is as if a huge cat is scratching and scratching, scratching and scratching all day!

xxx:How to distinguish a student living in a communal from the one who lives at home?
Yyy: For those who live in the house of pelmeni, it is a delight that is eaten once every six months.

If all girls were as compatible as Java.
2: And as mysterious as C++...
In fact, they are all as stupid as an assembler :)
Assembler Ohuenen (Nobody Needs It)

I work in a taxi. Sitting a girl (d) with a guy (p) on a light positive.
I: Good night! Go to Office 79?
Q: Yes, the third entry
Apartment of 74
P: bedroom - you enter through the room to the right.
Then you ask me why I am cheating on you.
I drove in silence.)

Do you have cancer with anti-Semitism?
I am a roller coaster. I am friends with people who may consider themselves great shamans, elves, orcs, or guests from Alpha Centauri. How do I deal with anti-Semitism? 😉

I always have an ironic smile on my face.
Yyy: They told you not to wash your face in super glue.

A woman is a man’s crazy friend.
She: Are you so subtly hinting that I need to fuck in the bowl?

Your son is a cynical bastard!
What is?! to
Let’s sit down and talk to the girls. I tell him, there are no ugly girls. Do you know what he replied? "They are being shot?"! to
and XD
I will do educational work...

Aska is becoming more and more like a telecome:
There are more than 200 people online and no one to talk to. and :(

What can be more intimate than sex?
<...>
Her look at you when you are asleep... so unarmed, untouched, uncontrollable...
Oh well, even if the man sleeps unpainted

- Scooters on the road... not what shit, they don't even consider shit. They go around, but I am not.

Readers of children’s stories:

I love our translators.
I read my daughter’s book: “Sorry, but Tom has to go. Tom has a large farm. At home he is waiting for his wife."(Punction saved)
I could not read further.

It is not translators burn - it is you already think "in the measure of your dissatisfaction". Don’t read classics – at least until your brain is well-trained.

by Google

Q: Is it possible to make a career by working as a postman in the mail?

Bicycle can be given

I cleaned my phone, I need to work :)
How many people have removed?
What kind of man? I cleaned the contacts. and spirits.

Darwin was a British scientist.

Technical
I have 3 bottles of Baltic 7 at home.
npunx
It would be better to have 7 bottles of Baltic 3 ))))

XXX: Tell me what you are doing? =) is
Cut the potatoes)
Q: What about in detail?
Wow... Well, I’m like that, topless, I’m taking a potato with my hand... So strong and muscular... "No, I don’t eat!!She cries hysterically, but I am ruthless... She is pressed to the board, she just has no place to go... The blink of the knife blinked. His hand lifted up into the air and with a sharp movement rushed to the board. There was a deaf sound... "only not a finger", - it was rotating in my head - "Only not a finger!".... a drop of cold sweat touched the table... "only not a finger"... everything seemed to have lost its meaning at that moment... The water had boiled, the room had become suffocating... "only not a finger, not a finger"... but in reality.... blood flowed on the knife... starch blood of a fresh potato... Two half were lying on the board... and waiting for their fate...
XH: O_O

SteelRat
What are your plans for today?
Kesha is :*
Study and clean up at home. And still cuddled.
SteelRat
It was fucking)))
SteelRat
Is it a cat?

In the store with a friend, we look at the red robe in the cage.

A Japanese school girl’s shirt.
Ah, or the Scottish schoolgirl)))