One of the first trolls was the one who named the nameless finger.

The logic is the same with you.
In what?
“I don’t know I’m fat and I continue to eat fast food, and you don’t know you can’t get enough sleep and continue to play tanks.

The most delightful moment in my work is every time the surprised eyes of a boss with a JURIDICAL education are so convincingly released on my comment that the leave should be issued three days before the leave. In them you can read a silent question: "How, how did you know about this, upyr?and "

Young priests will not be called into the army
Yamerman: On the contrary, I think they need to be called...
Let them bear the word of God.
Djoade is Hillary :D

You’re a good designer if you can draw a 12x12 px mountain icon so that it doesn’t look like a pyramid or a bunch of shit.

From another series of infinite holivar:
Comrade of Apples! The fact that you are mixing the concepts of OS and iron already speaks about your level of competence in this matter. I would like to remind you that we are talking about iron, not oxygen. In the light of this, please call me correctly: not the "dirty windshield", but the "dirty windshield".
With respect.

Shras sat at a lecture, no one touched, read a book.Here after the break they give out some test with the title ''On the survival of knowledge' with such questions,that, having seen them, we definitely look at all the hall on the teaching that gave them to us.Prepod gives out a brilliant phrase:''And now we get tablets, phones, notebooks and friendly google'

You know, it’s a lot more pleasant to do mines for your stones than for a new iPhone, like stupid chickens do.

I am a vanilla:

I sit wrapped in a pledge (somebody broke the window)
I drink hot coffee, don’t sleep. Not to bother, the first floor is still.
I smoke a cigarette (without a window everything is just wonderfully ventilated)
And I think of him... (like the imbecile who broke the window)

111: Even though I myself am wrong in trying.
222: The speech is a speech, so it is written together. Although... If you are about a gay party, then you can print even more separately. "I myself sin like this: in the poop - haha!"

My friend is modeling. Simultaneously builds the model of the quadrolete and the linkor "Bismarck"

The crying clown (09:34:33 9/10/2012)
Fuck, I can’t look quietly at helicopters after the Dutch quad-cotte
The crying clown (09:36:01 9/10/2012)
Oh oh! Listen and compare! Make a Quad Copter Bismarck!
The crying clown (09:36:22 9/10/2012)
Bring them all to the pattern! ))
3@te!H!k (09:36:40 9/10/2012)
The Brain :D
The crying clown (09:37:25 9/10/2012)
Let the director of the Avengers burst out of jealousy! They have a flying computer model of the aircraft carrier, and you have a REAL model of a flying linch!
3@te!H!k (09:37:56 9/10/2012)
It will be tough!! but money needs a pipet, for such a size (120cm long) and mass
The crying clown (09:38:18 9/10/2012)
Imagine how you can fuck!
Like you get up in the morning... behind the window of the 8th floor something whispers... you open the window – and there the boat at the window flies!!!! to
3@te!H!k (09:39:26 9/10/2012)
Somebody is drinking :D
The crying clown (09:39:36 9/10/2012)
It starts with :rofl:

It is better not to do it once than to do it seven times later.

Game of Lotto

I have a familiar, well-packed forty-year-old man named Yuri. As a young man, he enrolled in the building brigade of mansions in the Moscow region, and now he is the head of a serious construction firm. His parents died, but his grandmother Angelina Petrovna, under 90 years old, remained.
She and her grandson have a difficult relationship. She is a former teacher of Gnesinki, and Yurochka from childhood had singing skills, and grandmother expected that he would make a career as a classical vocalist. For a long time she personally dealt with him, and then he left ART and went to make some dirty money. Angelina Petrovna could never forgive such a betrayal to her grandson.
Yuri still had an inexorable sense of guilt before her, and in general he treated the old lady with tenderness. I tried to help her as much as I could, but Angelina Petrovna, although she remained to old age in the financial sense on the beans, rejected his help with contempt. The only thing she allowed him to do was bring her foods and tickets to her favorite Bingo lottery. I always paid for everything in cash.
Where did she get the money? Angelina Petrovna was surprisingly constantly winning at the lottery at least some amount. It was enough for her life.
Every Sunday morning she sat in front of the TV screen, included the next circulation of "Bingo", satisfied that again her ticket won, called her granddaughter and asked to get a win for her.
Yuri also at this time watched the Bingo lottery, recorded it, then sat down at the computer and printer and made one of the winning tickets. Then he will give it to his beloved grandmother (for cash - 50 rubles). And once again program on her telecast a recorded circulation of the teleloterie (a slightly shortened, without mentioning the number of the month), which Angelina Petrovna will see "in direct broadcast" on the next Sunday morning...

Five hundred women were asked whose kiss was sweeter: the husband or the lover.
Three hundred responded that he was a husband, and two hundred that he was a lover. No one replied, “I don’t know.”

Talk about an article on the hub that says that the Mars spacecraft has discovered some foreign object on Mars.

XXX has read?
YYY: has read
X: Have you also seen a cockroach in the sand?
YYY: The Carpenter
XXX: Aha
In the desert of Nevada, they chase their tractor.
YYYY : )
XXX: as long as our spacecraft fall from the sky, they do not launch.
XXX: Here's Who Should Learn to Wash Dinner
YYYY : )

After reading the Wikipedia article about video piracy I realized that the top is missing "This article is full of love and worship"

The Sun (22:22:22 8/10/2012)
I’ve got a big mistake in the word "worse".
The Sun (22:22:25 8/10/2012)
Huehu

xxx: blin, watched the most boring porn now (
With Kristen Stewart?

FineReader has now recognized from the paper "IT-division" as "GG-division".

I think he knows something...

O. O. Your Mother
I am in the line in the shower. and from there so clearly "I Ivanov and Andrey Alekseevich change the soul for a successful career rap musician"
HGH: 7 times