Fuck, I am a tough man.
I broke the plate.
The Greek fucking.! to

The idea may be nonsense, but what confused me... I propose a universal flashmob - Do not shave those (men, guys, men, etc.)Who "do not give"! You see it, or we turn it around, or vice versa, or they will begin to understand. The girl, for example, looks - unbarred... or maybe it is fate...? and 86

1: no) all quietly waited :) Only our bus was on the edge of the road and overtaken everyone))

2: in Moscow there would be a side of the road and the side and the side of the side and even where you can cut through the forest would also stand.))))

XX: Change the abbey
Fuck that :D

This morning I saw a trolleybus with the advertisement of the Chelnin Meat Combinate in all length and pictures of meat, sausages and sausages. There were so many people in the morning that their faces clinged to the windows.
And some original man with a fat marker wrote:
We are going to the Chelnese meat factory!
It was scary for people...

<Red> I was sitting here in the headphones...
<Red> On audio support on the site should be a separate article in the Code of Conduct.

Ask only boys what you like in girls.
Tagged: literacy

Floyd: It was just roasted.
Floyd: The wife of a couple of computer scientists, the prede asks the audience the question - who knows the structure of the processor?
floyd: well Dash and issues: cache memory, tire, registers there all kinds of
Floyd: a predator with round eyes: and all? and motherboard, operating machine, power unit, winchester with sideroom where do you share?
My school :D

Letter to the online store:
Good day! Do you have a solution to this task? I am controller. I take evidence from electrical energy recording devices. I do not want to walk anymore. There are 280 registration devices. Hanging where it is. Where in the house, where in the house. I would like to smile at your suggestion that I will not have to walk around anymore. Do you have a helicopter with a camera that would show me an image on a monitor or a televisor in the rail time mode? I would, armed with this equipment, sit at home and the helicopter would fly around my village, and I would record the evidence from the recording instruments, flying to one or another counter. With respect, x
p.s Radius of action 1000-3000m.

Kudrin (Minister of Finance) successfully stated: the fight against corruption is the main evil.

I walk around the universe.On the whole floor, the glue clamps the moment. Naturally, all the noses are covered.And here I hear the voice of one girl:"Damn, but I did not smell")

All my life I went to the goal. It was the horizon.

The beginning of zero. In a large bookstore, good uncle Eduard Uspensky holds an autograph session for children. He has a collection of fairy tales - thick, with a red cover - and now he is signing new books for boys and girls. Someone just puts a name, and somebody is painting a rod below.

At the far end of the hall are two obaltus - Stasik and Timocha. They arrived late, and they did not get the books - they had already bought everything. Timothy almost cried - he wanted an autograph so much! Especially with the rose. She comforted him:
Do not shrink, little boy. We will fix everything. Go buy the same red book.
Look to be fat. He still signs the breakdown - we immediately
At the turn, we will open and put him in his hand with a sun. He will not even notice anything.

Timothy sneezed and returned with the book two minutes later.
Have I bought?
I bought. It looks like.
Stasiq and Timothy stood in line and waited. They stood last, so when their turn came, Uspensky could speak:
What is one book for two? Lack of money? well no
I’m going to write you an autograph right now.

Timothy gave Uspensky a book opened at the turn, and he, after thinking for a second, began to write: "To my blue-eyed friends, I wish never to despair, to take an example from the heroes of this book and grow up into real men.
by Eduard Uspensky.

Then Uspensky shut up the turn, looked at the cover and... stumbled. His face extended. After five seconds of silence, he said with a grave voice:
I will not give it to you.

The book was “Mein Kampf”.

Even fierce opponents of the motherland spoke about the support of an unknown citizen, scratching the word "x" on limousines with flashes.

"All Altai yets urgently migrated to Kuzbass due to forest fires, scientists are concerned"
I am concerned that there are Yeti in Russia, and the scientists that they are migrating...

I go to work with a friend (P):
Q: Imagine that we will have children.
I: Let us first imagine that we will have husbands...
Q: Then let’s first imagine that we will have young people...

- And why spit on translators, if the wizard himself gives names to beings like the Liar of the corpse)) because it was much easier to come up with some name of his own.
What other name can the larvae of the corpse be? ?
Fedor for example.

A friend bought an Android phone that was for the Arab market:

21:16:14: In my Arabic very funny auto program was for prayer!
21:16:24: She started when it was necessary, showing the direction to Mecca and singing a prayer loudly!

Luzhkov became the dean of the faculty, which he himself previously created.
As in an anecdote:
When the governor was asked why he ordered the prison chambers to be equipped with TVs, while refused to buy new parts for the school, he replied, "Well, I will spend the rest of my days at school."

I can’t do without music, I do everything five times faster than music.
It is – ALL!No more sex under AC/DC!! to