xxx: *link to video* - the spectrum of human hearing
xxx: check your hearing or your columns)
xxx: you can stretch the headphones to the maximum volume and catch the catch)
Go to Nafiq
YYY: I powered this fucking, my cat got crazy
You have a new pillow!

About love, the most important verse: John 3:16
“For God so loved the world that he gave his only-begotten Son, that everyone who believes in him should not perish, but have eternal life.”
— — —
Give me two!
You know, I have always adored these cults, where the evil fucking jagwe-perversor created people, allowed them to sin, driven out of paradise, drowned once, then sent himself in the form of his son to the Jews to be nailed.
And all this shit he did out of love.
Write more urgently.

The two youngest children decided to bring all the textbooks to school yesterday. All of them! My father barely brought them home from school.
Why Why?! to
- A teacher from the neighboring class will check how they are wrapped.
- Repeat after me: "The Ministry of Health prohibits children of younger school age from carrying more than three kilograms of weights!"
Oh yes, really what? and shock:
- Your task is to get rid of the idiots, and with the norms of the Ministry of Health then we will understand.
Days passed, no calls and no recordings.

You will plan-
Drop on the hole!
The Cabbage Fight
Android is Blade
You get in the eye!
Tagged iPhones
In the teeth out.
by SAMSUNG
Grab them the grave.
And that there is strength
Drain the earth.
Nokia is ancient.
Let the worms eat them!

X: What are you doing?
Y: I look at work.
X is?
Y: It is well worth it!

XX: The oldest classy today calls me: "On Saturday there will be a city holiday in honor of the family, there and there, your family we have nominated from the school as a positive large family, and you are invited to the parade and in full composition". And he adds: "Come down, please, or I will be blasphemed". And most importantly: "And take the spade with you!":shock: :D I wonder what a holiday is that?! to
Choose to:
October 1 - Day of the Elderly
October 1 - Day of Music
October 4 - Day of GO and CS
October 5 – Teacher’s Day
October 5 - Day of Criminal Investigation
6 October (1st Monday of October) - World Doctor's Day
10 October - Day of Mental Health
XX: the journey invited us to the last :D as patients

News from Ukraine:

The terrorists brought Russian textbooks to schools in Luhansk.

We will survive any catastrophe. Only today we remembered how in the 90s the young specialists who came to production were confused by the calculation of a complex metal construction. One of them refused, he was a trio. The great man also could not, "no you naffig, such a responsibility". The solder of the elderly swallowed, without calculations, as his intuition suggested, and a lenient experience. The iron still stands.

I sell an iPhone 6. Unspoiled and unspoiled.

XHH: but in general yes, so that all 7 lines are perpendicular to a 7mm space.
Yyy: don’t be lazy, Anton, write 2v, 3rd and 7th)))

to this:

My wife decided to cut her hair. Yesterday I showed a photo of my new hair, asked for an opinion. I said I don’t like it completely, but I like it as it is now. Today I cut my hair, came pleased, asked for an opinion again. I answered honestly that it was bad. He is upset, does not talk. And so every time.
The women! If you are interested in your husband’s opinion – listen to him, or don’t ask any shit!

A brief summary of the author’s style: Men! Ecli you want logical actions, don't marry stupid chickens, or don't complain about the shit!

XXX: What is an oxymoron?
yyy: Combination of untold
zzz: The phrase "I wrote a good code" is a clear oxymoron.

- I came across an interesting article, there is a comparison of Italians and Russians. The conclusion is that the Russians are dumb Italians, and the Italians are funny Russians.
That’s why I didn’t like them so much! Everyone is having fun, shit.

When I remember my grandfather, I will always remember his great sense of humor.
I remember when I was a child, when I was about 6 years old, I came to visit him with my mother.
He met me at the threshold and in his own manner decided to play with me. He put a ball under my feet and says, “Let’s pin, I’ll catch it,” “To my surprise, the ball was unbeatable and almost didn’t move from place. Grandfather even more stunned me; "Pin the stronger! And as I didn’t pin him he almost didn’t spin, and like a pinal he was very much and the leg was already hurt, but the ball didn’t want to spin. I don’t know how long it would last, but my mom came and said it was a strawberry.

Arch: Symbolic
Arch: One-third of Heracles’ feats were to do something.
Arandir: Or give someone a puddle
Arch: Yes, it’s okay if there’s a hydra or a lion.
Arch: but backward
Arch: The Hero that Ancient Greece Deserves

At 30 years of age, you realize that "married successfully" is when you are satisfied and your mother is not.

What is the top of hypocrisy? This is when one bandit gives the icon to another, and the third stands next to them and blesses them both.

When I was in college, we had the subject "Data Base". He had to write a course. As the teacher told us, he was very tired of coursework on standard topics, such as the database of the hotel, warehouse, clinic, taxi station, etc. He promised that the one who surprises him with an unusual theme will receive an additional point.
All the students put their brains on and started to work. There were databases of the veterinary clinic, MMO games, social networks. But most of all was surprised by one fellow student who brought the database of the Holy Inquisition.
He gives it, and they have this dialogue with the teacher:
“Yes, young man, you have no options in the column “Resultat of the Investigation” except “Fire a Witch on Fire.” This is a mistake, go correct it.
The student responds calmly:
How did you think it was a mistake?

Doctors should not be ashamed. They are, they say, unsettled...
Just these people didn’t see our dentist with a fifth-size bust.
Putting over the patient, she doesn’t even ask him to open his mouth.

Man is different from an animal in that he can solve problems not with his fist.
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I fully support! Wearing firearms is prohibited.