Dad sneezed, the cat cracked, and I clean up... where the truth is.

My little brother fire (4 years old).
I take it from the garden, we go home, he is silent all the way, we decided to go to the store, we approach and meet a woman with bags, tired sad in the coat, he develops in the wind so small to see her shouted: oh oh oh oh what a beautiful aunt!!! to
The woman smiled so gently, and I think she was so excited!!Everyone here says that the little ones can only scream, "not a beautiful bride!"! to

Three colonels, one of whom was a military doctor, went to Lake Manic for fishing. Upon arrival on the lake, the first thing decided to dinner, and for dinner sentenced 4 bottles of vodka. It darkened. One of the soldiers fell asleep. He went to the shrub, began to sit down, he was stumbling, and he gently sat behind the shrub on the shrub. With his cry, he frightened all the life on the lake, crawled out of the shells on the four and crawled to his doctor. He matuches, but what to do - the doctor, after rinsing the wounded ass with vodka, put on a bandage. I took a couple of drinks for anesthesia. Here, according to the same need, the second colonel rises up and also goes to the stones. This type of scientist on someone else's bitter experience, the whole stone carefully drowned, sat down, all along the way, managed, gets out of the pocket of the kitten a piece of the newspaper, and not noticing that a huge triple fishing hook pulls out of it, pulls it into his ass. Again - a wild rabbit, crawling on the four - to a military doctor who was sick of other people's ass. Matt grumbled terribly on the shore. In the morning, they come home, the doctor is okay, two colonels go out, the ass hurts. And then the neighbor-old woman to the doctor and says, "Kolka, shit, you do not have enough babies in the city? What has arrived! "In the fish" he was! The shameless!
- In general, after that, the doctor was already taken by the ambulance, heart, do you know?

Do you want your puppies, your mother? Have you been to the zoo for a long time?
One night in the middle of the street, they almost killed a boy for a cell phone. Maybe they killed me, I don’t know. I called the police, she came, the murderers were bound, the boy was taken to resuscitation.
Do you want multiple fractures? The bleeding? The grief of relatives and relatives? It is neither fun nor fun!! And hoppers are not funny for a long time. Enough of.

Julia (08:40:07 1/10/2008)
What’s wrong with my status?

yai (08:55:18 1/10/2008)
I am a smart, a smart! The whole street knows about it: Pessda cat! My other Antoshka, and I’m a little bit!" It’s like... hm... non-cultural

Julia (08:55:32 1/10/2008)
The Post??? to

Julia (08:55:39 1/10/2008)
I told him at 5 years old.

Julia (08:55:49 1/10/2008)
In the garden in the morning

yai (08:56:58 1/10/2008)
MDAU...

from ASI
He is
I respond slowly as the machine writes a DVD. Everything is braking. I will contact you in 20%"

Q: What rights do you have to study?
WOW: Of course, it is better not to study but just give))) I will pay and without training will give :-p
Oh, and I'm at the school, then for those like you to straighten the wings on the car and wipe the blood out of the glass!

In the female toilet.
The Lunch.
In the toilet 3 cabins, all busy, some women stand waiting when the cabins are released. Two girls come in to wash in a bowl, talking to each other.
One says to the other: "Would you like me to tell you a joke?"
He begins to tell an anecdote.
After washing the cups, the second girl says, “Well, what have we done?” They want to leave.
And here is the voice from the cabin: A joke to tell?

MrKIT changes nick to Su-37
Kanti seated for the Su-37
<Su-37> Kanti > new new :-)
<Su-37> Kanti > not scary :-)
<Kanti> let’s go
<Kanti> and don’t talk
Su-37 catapulted Kanti
<Kanti> scuco =

The toast:

For the absence of "I will not" the present ladies.

by konde13

I talked about Greek cabbage.

Immediately I say - all this from the words of a familiar, pulls to the fairy tale, but in his

Time is fun.

He went to high school and began to bite.

As with any normal student, it’s time to get acquainted.

colleagues closer, and in the common people to organize a joint drinking.

(Ah, as I remember that golden time, so the tears turn.) As in

In most cases, this action was decided to be carried out in communion.

The day has come, communal Aborigines meet city comrades with

packages of drinks and snacks, tables are covered, tables are arranged and

other plates, shorter in the air vibrates "terrible feeling

of the day" (C) One intelligent girl didn’t know where.

to put themselves on, because of the humility moved in the side and in general

She was a graduate of the institute of noble virgins in the revolutionary

The cruiser. We decided to give her a task - take, so to speak, a dozen eggs,

blow in the food block and quickly burn them. She made big eyes, took

Bottle and went. Table is covered. Vodka is provided. Divided by. Potatoes

have disbanded. They wait. The potato smoke, the water evaporates its placed

the molecular layers. There are no girls. How much can this be cooked?

Eggs / Eggs / What does it mean? We sent a race. Returned holding

Through the walls and throwing fingers toward the kitchen. The people were looking at –

Dozens of eggs from a local poultry factory were rolled in a dry bowl.

The shell gradually took a brown color. Shakes periodically

It mixed them like sports balls in the drum of a lochtron. history

silences whether she has frozen them before frying, or this product is placed

Eat it in ketchup or mayonnaise.

The pigeons were angry at the old Micheich’s courtyard. In fact, Micheal

Fuck the pigeon. Only the pigeons did this.

Better to...



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A-Lisa (16:56:15 5/05/2008)
Scuco, I work the second day...and still Monday

>>"Potop and Nastya Kamenskich - Why You Silence"

We are looking forward to the new hits "Hello", "how do things?", "what do you do?", "comprehensible".

News on the radio: "The third translator of Chernomyrdin has already hanged". This is really an Asian worker.

Deepnightbird: this is something))) from the news:

A truly sporty car. We are talking about the road version of Lada Revolution, and in the body coupe! On “AutoVAZE” they swear that it is a coupe, which has already been nicknamed “our Lamborghini response”... While the Lada Revolution is presented as a concept – the car does not open the doors and cap.

Be a patriot! The normal car
Deepnightbird:... penetration into the salon will be carried out through the exhaust pipe )))

X: So you went for a walk with them?
YYY: No that you are! I am home, behind the compass.
XXX is. Do you mean that you are now at the computer at home, not on the phone on the street?
YYY : of course!
xxx: then write quickly - Ye!"No;%:?If you’re on the computer, you’ll write quickly.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Okay, I am on the phone.

I talk to the chief:
I haven’t eaten for three days, what do you think is okay?
I haven’t been fucking for 20 years. Do you think this is normal???? to

I can’t tell it to anyone without tears ?

Tagged: fucking me
I was fucking fucking.
I want to work fucking.
0 - O = O
0 to fuck! Do not do anything!! I am going to come in!!! to
Drawing :D
0_o: I will take a sick calf, a bubble and a spartak basket match
Drawing :D
Tagged: and burning
PADONAG: reminded of the league match
0_o: I am a doctor ryanimatologist with an internship ))))
Padonag: all Pamaglo - I want Ibatzo and drink
0_o: get out... get out...
Drawing :D

And I don’t care when I look at the Sberbank advertisement. There, the boy came for a crypt and stands with such an expression of the face... With a spade of hunting on his mouth to go...