Comments to the distribution of the art movie on the router (on the cover of two girls in a reservoir):
Putting on the cover of two lesbians is prohibited.
Ohhhhhhhhhh! At the Mizulin torrent!

I was at my son’s school meeting today (4th grade). I sat down with the father of my friend Ilushi. Half Assembly class leader to us for the behavior of our children, in general, and for the fact that they are bullshit with rubber, in particular. A respected teacher ticked me a pharmacy rubber in the nose (her hands smell disgusting...), and then left it on the table. My neighbor on the party (a solid man of 45) took the rubber in his hands and began to stretch, I decided to take it away for some reason... We shot shortly with this "stitch" (inadvertently) right into the neck of "classy". But it was still half the trouble, then my neighbor grabbed me by the hand, and with a shout, "Walim!"... pulled me out of the classroom into the hallway. A few seconds later, a roaring roar came out of the class. He returned home earlier. My son goes to school tomorrow.

by Metro
Family comes in, Daddy has a little daughter in his arms, 2 years old can
It was okay here too.
This is how he speaks through tears.
I’m happy with all of you... wow, I’m happy with all of you.
My father was roaring, and the whole car too.

and Fenya:
What do you know about bricks?
and Fenya:
This is when a herd of bulls is carried on you, like in a western, and you stand paralyzed on the road in the middle of the field, the dog clamps to your chest and you see everything as if from the side in a slow shooting.
Fenya: And like the housing problem has finally been solved - concrete blocks are enough for the multi-storey
by Klariss@:
Fenka, you’re not a chronicler, you’re telling how your grandmother was visiting in the village, Nuwa?? to
and Fenya:
And all that! Last year, the female drove and walked the dog on the same road. every day. At the same time, the calf fed that bread with apples.
and Fenya:
In short, the dog they recognized, and hurried to her!1 Growing children
by Klariss@:
Did you eat apples?
and Fenya:
Go to Fuck.

This, this...

How not to get in the phone.
When you are an operator
Taxi is requested.
Send the car from Picasso
The nearest hospital? and :)

Oh, especially I was funny when during the ride at a young girl from under the helmet the hair grown to the ass came out, and when they were wrapped on the axis and scalped 80% of the skull of this girl itself, I was so much less fainting from laughter did not fall.... fuck funny!!!!!! You should go to the doctor with this.

Now the epic file was... I sit, I mean, I am alone in the middle of the forest in a bucket, a dish. In the tablet, the Finnish horror is said, in the phone, the agent is open and the browser - I read the news with one eye, the lamp of daylight on the ceiling blows... Suddenly the light (including street lights) is extinguished and the tablet is extinguished, only from the phone light. And from the back of the device there is some afterlife whisper. I, of course, degenerated a ton of bricks, but still, lighting up the phone and armed with a bush, I quietly go to check that for an unknown demon decided to visit my monastery... it turned out to be a traffic jamming - so I turned off the light, and the charging tablet was not turned on - and I fell asleep. And a mysterious whisper turned out to be an ancient radio, from ancient times rolling in the box, where I put a replacement shoe. See, when I changed clothes today, accidentally turned on the radio, and for the general noise he was not heard... but the seeds in my beard still added)))

This is:
Third day of flight. Without breaking away from the steering wheel, I write a text message to the girl - I'm bored, the car shakes, the letters on the sensor get labor, in general, it turns out to be a lie, for which the phone offers a replacement - "sex".on the move, he is in the topic)

And then melt on YouTube a bunch of clips, as the fur in the folds spread the opposing cars! The idiot...

27.05.10 11:33 xxx: Hello
27.05.10 11:35 yyy: hi) we will talk later, hurry)
27.05.10 11:40 xxx: okay)))
04.10.13 22:28 yyy: All, I have been released. How is it? : 3

for the right to drive a vehicle, a person must pass training and examination. For the right to carry and use firearms, a person must undergo training and examination. Plus, to all this, he must collect a bunch of unnecessary (or necessary) references and pass a bunch of necessary (or unnecessary) cabinets. The right to issue laws does not require exams, certificates, or even the mandatory passage of a psychiatrist and a narcologist.

Tell me, what’s good about you?
and appetite.

Oh fuck...
The wife of the general brought me...
The foot!!!!! to
In it on the old-Russian invitation to Dr. Chief in the Izmailov Kremlin in the Russian folk costume!!!! to
Next Saturday is fucking!!! to
There was no sadness and corporations for two years.

*crimento cuts on the sides >_>
crimento: what did I do that Yandex.direct offers me military unmanned aircraft?
XXX: They hint that you have already fled.
Crime is fucking.
Crimento has gone offline

The nephew called, asked to dictate, by the letters as the word Pony is written. She can’t write, but she knows the letters on the keyboard. She dictates, she writes in a search engine, and looks at cartoons. Her mother did not allow her to watch the cartoons. This is how the new kids get through the system.

The basis of the conflict between fathers and children is that parents enjoy the rights of adults, often without fulfilling their duties, and impose on children the duties of adults without giving them the respective rights.

xxx: In all Greenpeace countries, they give offsets (hundreds of thousands of dollars) so that they don't get caught up about the ecology and don't organize actions like this.
YYY: I wonder how many our countries have given?? to
From 10 to 15 years :D

I received a text message today from an unknown number, with the classic text: Igor, hello, this is my second number.

He: Oh, what a smart girl I got!
She is: Yi Yi

My husband makes a wireless headphone from the phone, I drink tea next to him.
I hear - the cell phone in the room is ringing, I go to answer, and this husband - checks hearing.
I asked him, “Why are you calling me?” My house! We are burning! Come for lunch tomorrow when he is at work.
I shake a little and go back to the kitchen.
Man: Who was calling?
I: - Girlfriend, we agreed with her to have lunch in the cafe tomorrow.

So we live. Tomorrow I’ll go swap with him.

A breakup with a girl is like butterflies in your stomach.
zzz: Deceased in salic acid

<gohdan> tested heating, tested
<gohdan> checked, checked
<gohdan> filled, filled
<gohdan> and still bleat as they started to melt, it broke
<gohdan> the secret of water