I have to move my furniture today. :)
Poltergeist to help you!

The girl in status "Take a link to happiness! It is very important!"
First comment: Boyarina Morozova for luck went to exile herself.

You see, there is such a hopeless category of idiots, to which I hope and can be attributed – with moral foundations. Funny, who needs them, right?
So for these people, it is important not only Which path a person has gone, but how he went through it and how he came out of it. Because financial results and success can be achieved in different ways.

For example, I am now earning a good hour, but after 2 quarters the prostitute Katarina in the bordello earns an order of more per hour. Do you understand why I don’t care about success details?
c) Habr

I work in an online toy store. Order has arrived. The gun is 7. Automated - 5 Another gun is 6. The book "How to raise a good child" Do not lose hope ;)

I was chasing a fly in the room for two days. I bought a lipstick, wanted to see a painful death. Imagine the village! Walked and flew... Now ready to chase the Chinese.

XXX is Hi! How is life?
YYY: Let it go. What is new? As a cattle?
All the nerves are exhausted! I will not send you to work...
What is the cat??? O_O
Fuck, I thought about my husband.

Love Is..: at 36 years old, falling in love with a girl 15 years younger, to quit drinking because of her, work on the norm, raise money, rent a separate apartment, poorly understanding even in the wire and catching her virus to go to Ubuntu, himself(!) put and set up a TSI on her (so that only there was a chance to communicate with her in an agent), give her flowers and gifts, hang with her on the phone day and night, dream about the future together, and in the end, give her a ring with a diamond and make an offer... then six months (!) Wait for a reasonable answer..and get a complete praise on everything for her achievements and a statement that all she needs now in life is a friend ".. so that abroad there is someone to cling to"(c)!. and so that not to live at home and not to work - she is "tussusya with friends" (simply put, she blasphemes where it came and in modern life this is the type of norm), she has no need for anything and everything is fine for her.
It is said that butterfly kills:

Classical abuse over frozen and looking home people: "Cats, until they are dressed, go to the store"

I have a pimple under my nose :(
Husband: I am a thick, sweaty and hairy man!
I: Maybe it’s not so bad now... thank you, dear, now I’m much easier ^_^

We study at Med universe.Universe in the center of Volgograd-t.e. Eternal excursions, flowers to eternal fire and all that.Buyed tablets-steel often swallowed in HoMM2 in pairs.My fellow teamman's tactics are always one-to choose Necromans and fertilize skeletons,to the end of the game he has them under 5k.Attacks absolutely all in order to replenish the army.
We went to the coffee shop during the break, I will see, this miracle stands like a buried watch over a crowd of tourists: - Van, you what? - This is how many skeletons will be.

We are preparing for our first morning in the kindergarten. Wearing a shirt, Danka worried about the tie. "And why is that? Washing the nose? I have a shirt!" "No, I say, it’s for beauty. The men in the tie look elegant!". "Elegantly Because of the tie? Okay, let it be! But can’t they really wash their nose?"

Recently the captain
It is often confused with
Captain Taftology and his
very angry.
Patpalkovnik Literacy applauded in a jump, ble!! to

xxx is. How much does 1 kg of gold cost?
YYYYY The gold of the 999 sample is valued at $1711.60 per Trojan ounce (31.10 g).) is
and zzz. Cheaper on the Internet
and ccc. You will buy on the Internet, and you will be given a link to the downloads.

WOG39: It seems to me that the local captcha is trying to tell me something, to warn me about something, but I don’t know what language she is speaking to me.

The recipe for potatoes:

If I had done this, I would have mixed very few larvae in a blender.
Everyone would ask "what is it, larvae?and "
I would be "no yes)"
Everyone would think it was a joke.
Here is Nihera.

Discussion of news.
xxx: Churov - member of the LDPR
YYY: Right, only the LDP here is clearly superfluous.

Ant_cn: Just happened, almost tired of fear, imagine: I am alone at home today, an adult man. At night, without the lights on, I go to the hallway for shoes. Approximately knowing where they are standing I lean to take and... I feel like somebody is gliding me in the jeep!! to
Maybe tomorrow I will be able to express in words what was going on in my head, I overtook ALL options in a billionth of a second.
It turned out to be autumn. On the hangover appeared the clothes of which was not in the summer, just stuck the jacket. I am nervous, I smoke.

When desires become impossible, they become dreams.

We stand in a supermarket, in a line to the box office.
In front of us such a healthy man, putting out, among other things, packages with ice cream wash.
One, two, three...

When I showed the fish, it was noisy.

- Tomorrow we go to the village, let's not forget to buy a cushion like that.

The man whispered and the man heard. He turns and asks.

The cat?

We are like that, a little upset.

and ah!

A man, suddenly blinking, a theatrical whisper on the whole turn.

When we buy, we always talk about cats. Then we eat it and we eat it ourselves.

A woman is a secret covered in makeup.