Arthem (14:49:44 27/06/2011)
The ACDSee infection

Arthem (14:49:56 27/06/2011)
I set her up and she asks me.

Arthem (14:50:13 27/06/2011)
Tell me what type of file I need to open.

Dima (14:50:35 27/06/2011)
well right

Artem (14:50:45 27/06/2011)
Do I know??? Who is ACDSee?? to

I think I will have to make a choice soon.
XXX is painful
YYY: Between what?
XXX: Between Three Men
I want to leave them all three.
XXX: It won’t work.
XXX: I have a conscience
And not just conscience.

Pick me up! pick me up!! to
and idiot. and. and Buffy!
c) Wowlol

All the girls are stupid! Could it load me with some terms? Ask me how many will be five to six, and I will say thirty.
Yyy: I don’t want to be upset, but five to six is actually thirty.

She says, “Get up the couch!
What would you do without us men?
They would have invented robots :-R
He: Well of course! If there are a couple more female scientists, I will not recall female inventors.
She: What about Gaia?! to

What is Chinese engineering thinking?! to
All in order:
Lazai means on the Chinese online magazine in search of spy cameras, well, the pen there, the clock with hidden cameras I study... I look - I don't believe my eyes, the strangest copy:
Camera masked under a cell phone!! to

And what is characteristic, the camera is in the place where it is usually, and you can call the gadget.

Wed'mo4ka: our teacher was sick for the first 2.5 weeks and we were replaced by a fun grandmother.. we learned that we are 5 civilization on the planet, and the steepest was the third, they were earth-water, and before people had a third eye, and now the era of the waterman, and life in the era of the waterman is complex... microeconomics, shorter)
TaнюFFka: O_o ask to remove that she smokes O_o

Irina (00:04:15 7/10/2011)
The hell has ruined all my plans for the weekend.
Leon (00:04:40 7/10/2011)
Probably not from the nose.

Emc2: A neighbor's new sympathetic a week ago asked the fan to repair. I picked up a friend of electronics. He returned as he did. Then they were according to the same scheme: oak, mobile and heels on shoes. Today I invited Winda to reinstall tonight – he said I’ll come with a friend.
You are a horse!

This was when my older brother just stopped smoking, and my family did not yet know that I smoked.And I was right-handed, but I smoked most often on the left.I came from the street, smoked and chewed before this, and sat down at the computer, and my brother approached and began to strangely sneeze with his nose, probably the clothes were drawn, and here I got sharply on my right hand. He swallowed it and let it go, and then gave it "bla!!! Soon I will be fooled!!He went out and smoked.

Spare the folder with photos from the flash of a young client) was ready to find her and kill when in the folder "My ass" found photos of wave-like poppies!XD

In the house opposite lives a slightly crazy woman - all her balcony she glued with leaflets of her own work in the spirit of "down power!"" "not park in the yard!", "do not put tiles on the borders!", sometimes she glued these leaflets (!!) At the official parking lot near the courtyard!! A month ago, she prevented a bunch of workers from the southern countries from laying tiles – rushing over flooded borders and breaking them. She was caught all over the courtyard - angry gastarbayters, a bunch of cleaners and PPS, with whom she eventually fought. As a result, the lady was taken to the psychic... Everything was quiet... A month later, on her balcony, a huge poster – “NEARNERS – HUNDRING!” and no more leaflets and disturbances to the road services))

Reviews of the computer store:
2 years ago I bought a 4870 video card from you in the store. Thank you huge! For 2 years I have not removed the heater from the warehouse, and soon I will forget what it looks like! Thanks to you!

At the age of 15, she dreamed of giving her son a great name in every sense - Edward. It was worn by so many great people: Edward Grieg, Edward Munch, Edward Wood, and Radzinsky after all! And now, shaken by the results of the uzi, I fly to my husband with a message about the field of the child and about my upcoming plans on the name (we agreed with him 5 years ago, who chooses whom) how I am sharply swallowed by a cold sweat, and inside everything froze because of the sharp thought about the future (especially in school) of my baby...
You are cursed, Stephanie Meyer!

thx (14:47:05 6/10/2011)
News on the tape: caught a guy who stole a spell from l2, which is approximately 5k rubles. If proved guilty, 2 years in prison

thx (14:47:06 6/10/2011)
I fuck where the world goes.

“Rebe, I’m going to Odessa, a resort town, I’ve heard that the girls there don’t dress like we do in the town. Tell me, Rabbi, can I look at a woman if she is in a mini jersey or a blouse with a decoult?
I can.
What if she’s on the beach and in a bikini?
I can.
What about Topless?
I can.
Are there things that Jews can’t see?
There is.
What are you, Rabbi?
For example, the electric welding.

I dig into the firmware code of one device, inherited "from the past developer. I get to the interruption processor, which is written on the assembler, and I see a divine comment:

...
by Pop R16
by Pop R18
RETI: Reti-Reti interrapts, through the trunk data tyres, through memory, through port, return to the main code.

I think it will be fun.)

and Eugenia :
I am looking for a husband! Do you have any wishes? 😉

by Artem:
Snooped again?

akasuna no sasori: in these global IT companies there are only Asians, Chinese and Hindus
akasuna no sasori: only now understood the secret meaning of the word industrialization

Today was a joke:
The Olympics were written in the form of tests.
I gave out tasks and answers. The forms were a little less suitable for the Olympics and they were taken from another test.
We sit and write. Everyone gradually gives up. Soon, a girl approaches the teacher and also gives up her job. It turns and is already soaring to go, as suddenly the teacher’s roar: Natasha!!! No to fuck! What will you do!? to
Natasha: What is wrong?? to
Did you answer 60 questions?? to
Natasha: Well... yes
Have you checked everything and are you sure?
Yes, all of them are 60.
Teacher: - Do you see Natasha, in the form there are 60 cells for answers, and you apparently have solved everything, okay... but in the Olympiad there are 45 questions!!! to