I walk with my wife and daughter near the house.

I : Oh! Do you see that apricot? It was once in childhood that we ate apricots and for the sake of interest knocked into the ground a bone, and that took and sprouted. Then the tree was excavated and transplanted here... It turns out a tree I have already planted.

Wife: If you think, then you should build a house not necessarily yourself, but for your money, at least. And if you consider how much money you give to the state, it turns out that it is very likely that you and the house have already built... but not yourself)))

I: It may happen that my son is already running somewhere)))

Find out more from now on!!! to

XX: How do you go for whom – for the users or for the Skynet?

I’ll go home now to drink!! Polina cooked the whole pot. Do you know how to cook borst?
Rita is yes! Of course I can!
Rita: Is this the soup with eggs and tomatoes?

Conference with iXBT:
Dmitry_Web
Which Smartphone Has the Best Camera Within $180
The answer:
As a resident of Belarus you should know that your cameras are provided for free.

111: Let’s play in antonyms, just real words, okay?
222 Let me go. You are first.
11 is burned.
by 222:

My sister is working in the nursery, she told me. She had a very difficult birth, lost a lot of blood, and so on. When I recovered, the first thing I said was not about my condition, not about the child, not even - I will NEVER crush a fish again!

XXX: I am not a pervert.
X: By the way, did I ask you about the hair in your ass?

– Not the breasts paint the girl... Oh, no, it’s all right, breasts.
And the pop?
Breasts are better.
for the taste)
Also for taste :D

I quit smoking for 2 minutes.
See also: OK
Oh sorry, sorry, I wanted to say not to sleep)))))
Wow...Hah...Gandon... Oh, sorry, I wanted to say sorry!!!!! to

From the ixbt forum, on the topic of carrying a laptop across the border:

I am going to Italy and the Netherlands. The note is worth more than 65 k. It should be declared???? to

WOW: If inside it is not filled with handcuffs and pasta - no. If it is filled, it must.

He is mda. And it was.
Tomorrow it will be revealed that you and the Tentacle monsters drank tea
She :...
She: You won’t believe...
A friend of mine worked.
She distributed leaflets in a calmar costume.
She: And one day, a lightning flashed on her.
She: And she came to me for help.
She was waiting for a brother with the squirrels.
She drank tea.

...connected the Megaphone option - All Russia... such a feeling that I now pay for all Russia)))

XXX is people! There is nothing to cook in the microwave. This is what I declare to you as a radio physicist. Throw this unnecessary item out of your home!
yyy: Throw away this unnecessary subject – your radio physics diploma!

Slavik in the first class had a love — a girl with white straps. His intentions were serious, Slavik went to meet his parents. The first thing I asked was where they got her so beautiful. The parents stumbled, reddened, and finally whispered that they bought the daughter in a special store. And then the girl stumbled, began to chant something. Her parents began to insult her. did not help. Looking at this sad picture, Slavik breathed and said, “It’s because it’s from the store. For example, my parents did it themselves. And in these shops there is so much horror of marriage!”

The girl immediately stopped :)

Told by Nina

We write a database at work. The boss declared us the brotherhood of the Knights of the Round Table. Knights of the Round Table. We don’t know much about King Arthur.

comments to porn parody on film darkness
xxxh: I think the real parody should be in the game porn section
Here the actors play better than in the original.

XXX is hello.
YYY: Nafig say hello, if we talked to you an hour ago?
xxx: so that when the FSB officers will read this correspondence, they will not think that I am ignorant

Children’s logic, not obscured by stereotypes.
Watch the cartoon "Sleeping Beauty", there is such a conversation:
"and she will only wake up from the kiss of a man who truly loves her"
Daughter: "So let Dad kiss her now"

Comments on Spielberg's film "The Battle Horse":
Fuck is rare. On the way, Spielberg fell asleep, and the director was a horse.

Antsifier [22:49:03]:
I went to sleep, my husband was already asleep. The dialogue.
Do you love me?
IYYYY
M is strong?
IYYYY
M very much?
IYYYY
Can I ask you for a little favour?
I will not do mines.
A quiet night.