The case when someone else’s stupidity doesn’t annoy, but just delights is when you play cards for money.

I am 23 years old, came to my father in a visit, he catches a bottle of champagne bought in the shell 'home perignon' :
When will we drink it?
- daughter, well here the reason is needed, so at your wedding and we will break up (seeing my sad expression of the face), but you are not sick, it is Eternal :))
That’s the infection, fucking ?

Dmitry: Bath throw out the computer
Take care of your wife.
by Ivan )
Ivan: I have already married that she might still need me.

With the cry "raise the boat!!!" Mom stretched the liana on the balcony, on which hanged my family members ))

He said, “Have you cut your hair?
She: How did you notice it?
He: That would be a logical explanation for why you want to talk on Skype rather than on the phone.

Sarovbusinessbank has unveiled a new product: "CHESNOKredit". I don’t know what this garlic is, and whom it controls.

I decided to clean "Friends" VTentakli. There were about 300 people. With the scream "This is SPARTA!", everyone flew out of the contact list. There are 60 people. I thought, and with the words: " And these me in real life brain eat" removed the page. This is what I call "remove a couple of extra people"

In the morning, in a very realistic dream, I tasted sandwiches with red and black caviar. The taste, the smell, the texture – as it is! I slept at work. The alarm clock did not ring for an unknown reason. I probably regretted.

Shoes in October? You won’t see that in our town.

On the spotlight stands a girl in a half-shirt and boots, which is held by a guy in a T-shirt, shorts and sandals.
Both argue amusingly who of them is the bigger fool, they ended up agreeing that both.

Top comment to the video "Course":
Why not toned?

YYYY :
A girl greeted a friend on the wall.
Happy Birthday! Let it not be cold even in the fierce frosts from the ashes of your loved ones.)

On the wall of the VK:
"Neighbors are in need of...
Selling a 1-room apartment to Gypsies or Uzbek (Tajik, Azerbaijan)
A large family buffet as a gift!
Even better if they are followers of satanism, working in turn in day shifts, leading an antisocial and night lifestyle, fans of BDSM..."

Do you disinfect?
and yes!
Customer with sensitive skin, do you have quality materials?
and yes!

The next day, the client is all in the acne and itches, and the barley matures on the eye.

What fucking thing? How did you clean the tools?
Why clean them? Chestnuts of goat.

Recently, life has been reminiscent of Tetris. Falling figures (affairs) should be able to fit in the free intervals (time). The main difference, game over can occur at any time, i.e. In principle any.

If the husband who came after the corporation suddenly struck you, sexually, then with Lenka from the accounting office he broke up.

The family lunch. Grandma is supposed to be at the head of the table. He teaches his grandchildren who are already in their thirties.
You do not owe anyone now. We owe it to the state! It is according to plan, according to plan. You choose, you do it yourself. You do not owe anyone!
Silence at the table.
The voice of my grandson.
We owe the banks, the grandmothers, the banks.

There is such a mess on the roads now. It is terrible to buy.

xxx: Bl..., I still remember that I agreed with one girl in the kindergarten, that we will show each other, I showed her, and she didn’t.
YYY: And I showed it :) And it wasn’t bad. I remember when we were playing at the hospital, one girl was too clever and said her arm was hurt, but we persuaded her, we better knew she was hurt. Healed that is there.

A survey conducted by the Russian Orthodox Statistics Service in July 2013 among people who refer to themselves as atheists showed an extremely low level of cultural development.
So, on the question where the temple is located, only 4% of respondents were able to answer correctly.
The text "Our Father" could remember only 19% of the total number of respondents.
None of the respondents were able to correctly answer the question of what is allowed to eat on Thursday of the 5th week of Lent.
What is Jordan, were able to answer 24%.
Only 2% of respondents were able to list the names of all the apostles.
The results of the survey on other issues were also very disappointing. Experts suggest that such a low level of knowledge is due to the fact that too few classes on the Basics of Orthodox Culture are held in schools, and in some schools they are not held at all. Likewise, the lack of basic knowledge about the culture of Russia experts associate with the growing campaign to discredit Orthodoxy, which is conducted presumably on the order of the US State Department.

Buried every 100 years is not the most interesting thing that can happen to the deceased. Some of the dead are dismembered by the RPC after the excavation, and these pieces are transported throughout the country.