I was 18 years old then. I went to a dating site. He told the whole truth about himself. I found a very nice 22-year-old girl. We met in the cafe. There is dialogue:

She: You are interested in "rolling games", and what do you like?

I: Diablo 2, Baldur’s Gate, Fallout 2



I never saw her again...

Who knows what the three tails are?

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Not the worst for his time. What about CHO?

From corporate chat:
My ass hurts, guys.
"Sasha, you write the name of the project in Latin, or it sounds ambiguous.

I am tired of the stars on the ice. I want the stars to have sex on the tramp.

Dogs are joking too.
Having a puppy, they enrolled for classes in the cinema club. A year later, we were admitted to classes on IPO (international system, by the way, sports discipline), the nearest domestic analogue - ZKS (defence and guard service). There is an exercise, when the dog on the command of "FAS" must attack the "foreigner", take away from him the "gun" and bring it to the owner. In the role of a "foreigner" acts an instructor, dressed, it is believed, in a full set of protection, "sniper" - twisted in a burning blade.
At first, everything went as usual - the owner takes the dog out, points it to the goal, gives it a command, carries to the "stranger", jumps, gets stuck in the "sniper", the instructor releases it and the satisfied dog runs to the owner for a reward.
Here comes a young girl with a healthy goat. He in anticipation begins to dig the ground, scaredly cries. The team is dispersed, the dog crashes from place and runs, but not to the instructor, but to his assistant, who due to the warm weather was in shorts and jacket. The boy suddenly bleaked and began to look around in search of a possible shelter. At this time, the kobe, flying to him with a threatening twist, sharply slowed down, sat on the pop, said loudly "gow" and, apparently satisfied with the effect produced, moved already to the instructor for the "sniper".

"Doctor, there is a man sitting in the reception room who claims he has never seen a naked woman in his life.
Is he married?
He says he is married.
It is strange. Husband of Mizulina?

Maternity capital for the birth of a child 450 t.p. Question: Why do they pay the same amount to deputies every month if they can’t give birth to at least one healthy thought?

For the first time there were smart thoughts.

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It is "huli you spend your money on yourself, and not give to the damaged who the state should take care of"?
Some kind of mind, yeah, an alternative.

XX: There is no one kind of single-use product that is not produced by the Chinese.
YYY: Here you are wrong, single-use Shahids are still produced only by Arabs.

This is:

A pear-shaped planet, where on its movement, the gravity changes dozens, if not hundreds of times. There is a reasonable life, the bushes. The Earthman decided to make a world trip together with his new fellow intellectuals. I remember nothing more.
What a book? I want to reconsider, read in childhood

Hall of Clement. The Expedition "Traveling"
Other works of the author are recommended to be read.

School form for girls.
You know, for me, although I am already an adult, at -32 it is not hot on the street in jeans and two pairs of socks on the street. And this is not the least of our temperatures, such figures will not surprise anyone. You are talking about shirts.

Where the best girls are in the club, where the best snacks are in the club, where the best grass is in the club.
Q: What is the club?
Club of Experimental Genetics.

As a smoker with experience, I declare responsibly: in public places, especially if it is the street, you can always find a place to smoke, so that no one is disturbed.

And comrades who: "You are disturbing - it is your problem," obviously grew up in prosperous areas in greenhouse conditions. In my childhood, if you did something that other guys in the yard didn’t like, it was easy to get into the board. And not because they were angry – we could sometimes play together. It is simply a matter of respect for each other. If I do not respect them, they may force me to follow certain rules. If they cross the border, I have the same right. And no one was offended.

And those comrades, apparently, grew up in a greenhouse, where there was no interaction between the children and, as a result, never any fight, and the ass of their mommies was rubbed. This is what "your problems" have grown.

Everything is rubbish, and I'll throw here, think of one piece of paper to a bunch. Everyone steals, and I steal, think a couple of thousands, millions are dragged out there. You are such a legion. I wonder, if you want to imitate others, in something good do not try to do it, or fools you be much more pleasant?

Instead of the slogan "Make good" on a million copies appeared the inscription "Bobr grasses".

It’s a bad boy, though fun. At the end of the 90s there was such a singer - Shura, and he had a song "Do good for the whole earth". Everyone was roasted by refinement: "Bobber grasses all over the earth". Such things :)

A few more years and pensions will be like in the West. in the west of Mongolia.

The real dialogue of a girlfriend (D) with a former boyfriend (P). Night, the time is indicated in the clocks. The girl is asleep, the guy has returned from the walk.
P 1:20 I am at home. A peaceful night. I love you
Chapter 23: We are Separated! Do not write to me. Do not call!
The girl wakes up from the sound of a message.
D (2.35) is good
D (2.36): Can you ask why?
P (2.36): I was
D (2.37): Well well well
I fell asleep again ?