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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87854
 04.10.2013
I dreamed I was a waterfall manager. When I woke up, I realized I almost drowned.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №87853
 04.10.2013
Suttled something? Let’s go out, let’s deal with these fools!
What is this courage? Are you going under a tank with a grenade for the homeland, or to prove something to inadequates?
A man must protect a woman, that is all.
From what? Lenka and I will go out through the back door and go home to sleep. And you will go "defend", Tanjuha with you until the morning on the trauma points will wheel, well or on the KPS, as lucky as you are. This is even in the best case, or even it can swallow itself. Ask her if she needs that courage.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №87852
 04.10.2013
The English teacher shares:
"Now the lesson has barely broken. 10th grade: Healthy head translation. I read the phrase, Penn Friend. I ask, what is a pen? He says a pencil. I – is correct. What is the name of the friend you talk to with your pen? In a moment I understood what I said. And we both fell out of laughter... I was somewhat calm... So embarrassed"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87851
 04.10.2013
Discussions of "Atoms" on the Hebra:
In other words, we don’t have a special choice – we’ll be caught anyway. But we can choose the shape and depth of penetration, as well as by voting to influence the composition of the lubricant.

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by Blackmoonn

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87850
 04.10.2013
A boy fell drunk from the bridge into the river.)
WOW: No matter how you tell the story, there with one guy constantly hurt something happens, the life of the guy in general is full of journey!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №87849
 04.10.2013
It’s been four years since I dropped the boomerang...I still look around through my shoulder and live in fear.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №87848
 04.10.2013
- Povetkin repented, Klitschko on his backdrop looks like a truss.
- You in the word "eaten" 4 mistakes made

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №87847
 04.10.2013
“Ank-Morpork, having played with many different forms of government, has stopped on the form of democracy known as ‘One Man, One Voice’. Thus the Man was the Patrician, and he had the only Voice.”
by Terry Pratchett. Mor, the disciple of death

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №87846
 03.10.2013
More about the downsides:
We were placed in the courtyard with lying police officers, because the local speedy riders had to cut through our courtyard. A day passed, in the evening, a man on a very low priora late noticed the obstacle... The front wheels passed, the threshold crashed on the police and the proud priora owner hanged over the ground.
He for a long time methys with matyugs around, sometimes turning to the surrounding windows and balconies, he is not the only "who got here" fell to tap him did not get out))) But many shot, wait for it))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №87845
 03.10.2013
We discussed with our wife what gifts we would like to give each other for the wedding anniversary. I say I would like a solder, because I need to pair two jacks on the headphones. She needs a glue gun.

We thought we would go into the store and say, “We need a gun and a solder!”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №87844
 03.10.2013
An insurance agent contacts two gangsters to make money to buy a home for his family. But things aren’t going as planned...

The comments:
111: How about the movie?
222 Not as planned.
333: Planned to see, but everything went not as planned...
444: Signed for comments, although not planned.
555: I went to read reviews about the film, but everything went not as planned!
666: I looked, planned to describe in the comments, but the plans changed and everything went not as planned.
777: I didn’t plan to watch the movie, but I read the comments and had to re-planning my plans.
I plan then to leave the first review on the film on this topic, but what suggests me that everything will go wrong.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87843
 03.10.2013

xxx:Maybe the question is not related to the diploma?=))
Aaa : go
There is a pen and a writer, both can write. Is this polymorphism?
AAA: I think I can say this:
1) Explain what you put into the meaningful filling "the writer writes"?
2) if he writes - leaves a mark, like a pen leaves a mark from ink, that is, the version that the writer writes with his blood, as wrote his last poem before suicide Yesenin, that is. He pierced himself, blood flowed, and he wrote a poem like a pencil. In this case, if you define a class - something writing, then both the handset and the writer can act as descendants of this class, then polymorphism IS.
3) otherwise - the writer writes than that, i.e. aggregates the writing machine - the same pen, and these two classes of the "pen" and "writer" cannot be linked by a hierarchical connection in the sense of inheritance. There is no polymorphism here.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87842
 03.10.2013
The thief, who was stuck in the window, himself called the police when he felt that cowards were removing him.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №87841
 03.10.2013
ZyX wrote (a):
Unfortunately, not all grandmothers like coniglius.

Gromov wrote (a):
Even more would. Something terrible sounds from that word.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87840
 03.10.2013
I ordered a hospital doctor:
Which diagnosis do you put?
Doctor - Noah... you still have a hospital time, here and go.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87839
 03.10.2013
Looking at the night:
If I were a blanket, I could embrace you.
So what is enough of you? You could not even give me tea.
I would be a blanket for the night.
A roof cover?
and yes. Decorated

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №87838
 03.10.2013
DanSamara: I knew one man who helped to enroll in the university. He had a lot of acquaintances among the rectors, took expensive, but if suddenly someone from his protector to the university did not go - returned all the money without problems. As it turned out subsequently, he had no acquaintances and in memory, the calculation was that any of the applicants would do without any help, which actually happened often. Well, in the case of Fall, there were no special claims - the money was returned.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №87837
 03.10.2013
-I am not superstitious, so the servaq called SRV-13
And he fell, of course?
Two years later, the office in which he stood burned.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №87836
 03.10.2013
xxx: by the way, guys, don't get sick, or they'll send you to do fluorography and it may happen that you don't fit in the device...
It threatened only you, Gromozeka!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №87835
 03.10.2013
XHH: I wrote a question to the bank on September 10th on soap, on September 11th came the answer, said, your letter was transferred to the profile unit, we will reply soon. A couple of days passed, I hit the fuck, Tk found out all the moments. Today I remembered, searched for soap - there was no answer. I decided to hide, I copied the correspondence, I wrote, I said, I promised to answer on September 11, and today is the second of October, comrades. Don’t ask me why I don’t pay my loans on time.)

xhhh: wrote a reply, fucking, in a couple of hours, called and apologized

XHH: And then I called and asked if everything was OK))

Q: Isn’t it a fucking shit?

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