vvv: Well, I and school ended with 4 and 5 in the certificate, with the ETM, it does not prevent me from having a bunch of diplomas and grammatics about wins in the Olympics and research conferences. Plus, I seem to teach disciplines those I gave up with my eyes closed, preparing for the last night :)

Eee: It’s scary to ask: with four five is it with four five or with four?

I call the tech support, and I am stated there, saying you are very badly heard...
Fear God, I tell them, because I am calling from MegaFon to MegaFon to MegaFon!
Hrenley to do - called back!

How do you talk about all kinds of life! Go to forums and fuck each other’s brains! You go to humor to read, and here is the broadcast "let them talk"!

The female logic:

The maid once caught me naked in the presbyter and threw a scandal, as if I was guilty of something. Just changed clothes, and the castle on the bathroom is only ambar, outside. My question: "Did you not be taught to knock?" ignored. Now every time before entering, he stares into the basin, and if "safe" - enters. And when I change clothes, I look around a few times until I get dressed.

I sit and drink tea. In front of the employee (C):

C: I see, you drink tea without anything, even without sugar. The diet?
See also: AGA
C: I can’t sit on diets, I always break down.
I: You won’t get upset with this...
Q: What is the diet called?
I: "There is no money and there will be no salary"

[12:37:39] XXX: In the east of Moscow collided three trams
[12:38:00] YYY: Well, two good - one went out for a meeting, but three?!! to
[12:38:07] XXX: in the )

A lot depends on the skill of a fisherman, for example, from whose ass he gets a hook: his own, foreign or fish.

I left the evening from work, slowly slide, a strong ice, and yet the road was filled with fresh snow. Following my Volkswagen, the Volga is on track and she wants to drive faster. Here, the driver of the "Volga" with the lights and signals signals, said, give up the road, but I do not want to rebuild on the ice from the track. Finally, he walked around me on the left, strictly so, and threatened with his hand, swallowed, the ice was nothing to him, a stranger. 
After two hundred meters of intersection, both on, here at once five lovers of fast riding on the iceberg gathered, who has already crossed the road, who to the pillar pressed. The fast "Volga" was the last to visit this meeting, the whole front was broken, drivers came out and stood - considering the results of their driving and the driver of "Volga" too. Slowly I walk around the tram routes this gathering, ah yeah, it is necessary to make a response gesture of politeness! Signal the driver of the Volga and also greet him with his hand!

Both cell phones were ringing, the stationary was ringing. I screamed skype. The owner of the apartment, sitting on the toilet, hysterically shouted: “Call someone in the door, shit, even in the door!!“!”

xxx: Sisadmines, pogromists... I, a system analyst, was called a programmer. In revenge, he was called the chief treasurer. I went in a long time and then went in.)

Asked to add icons to the site, which would look somewhat more solid!
Hanged them Sergey Radonezhsky and the Mother of God, now solidly and reliably :)

To us for pre-sale preparation, a minivan with traces of shoes on the ceiling.Traces of spikes, boats - this will not surprise anyone, but here are traces of 45-46 size (evidently not female).

“Let’s say the cheapest Nokia designed by Salvador Dali personally is more valuable to me than a VERTU phone made from expensive materials.
I have bad news for you about Dalai Lama.

My colleague (K) just got out of vacation.
He calls on the door at 7 a.m., he opens, on the threshold a girl (D).
D is Scotch! I could call at least once!
That even lost the gift of speech... scrolls in the head of all the former, their relatives, friends...
D: Guess...he or not he? Have you lived here for a long time?
A: Almost all my life.
D is Scotch! Pause, look in the face...which entrance is this?
Q: The second...
D: Oh sorry, *smiles* I went wrong by entering! Exactly not him! Going away *

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You are wrong here. I personally know a guy, a successful entrepreneur, 3 senior. She looks like Alain Delon in her youth. During working hours, the girls are always in costumes, and the saliva flows. Very polite and galactic. But in the evenings, he often drinks beer with his friends in the courtyard, plays anecdotes and matches. They are childhood friends. And with them he is the same as them. In the morning, go back to work on your lexus.
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And what is so unusual - a packaged bucket on a lexus? At night, the soul still asks... Not to go to the library to rest. So your acquaintance is not much better "possons" behind the garages, only to hide more time...

The Russian Post will start selling books, and that’s right. I ordered a new one and got a classic.

From a letter about the server room to the IB department:

Good day! I inform you that in the server room on the 5th floor are used sanitary elements, as a pissuar in the amount of 3 pieces. This device was found on the server without my knowledge. Where the key comes from and therefore access to the server - I do not know. Pissuars emit a demotivating appearance and the corresponding “aroma”.

News from 2012:
The Russians patented a tank that fired the crew’s excreta.

British scientists are stressed...

to there:
here here :

Go to Fuji! I am an adult uncle with two children and 13 rats. I work on two jobs. I have not been home for half a month. I go to the store alone. I often walk with children. I cook great. And everything is OK with me. Do you have trouble with that?
It is...
I have a problem with rats :)
It is...
Well, in the remaining half of the month, the rats go to the store, and walk with the children, and cook great. They are okay :D

A few days ago it was...but first the prehistory - I gave my husband my favorite cosmetics for lenses and shaving accessories, so as not to collect all over the apartment.
Well here...
The husband stands in the middle of the apartment dressed in uniform (colonel of the police, father of three children, among other things!) and oret: "Where is my cosmetic?" It turns out that the lenses have not yet been worn... when I realized how funny everything looked - laughed.