In the corporate chat:
Zaytcev-sv: Who else spam from fucking came?
Butakov-pm: what is spam?
zaytcev-sv: Victoria’s Secret with free shipping for you, Sergey
Fedoseev-ie: And then Yves Roche achieved
Fedoseev-ie: Ivan, feel like an East Princess!

Anything you find can be used against you in a bag-tracker.

Viktor Silakov: In front of us in the department came to work such a typical graduate of the technical school, in the factory worked as a carpenter, looked accordingly. A month two worked cut off hipsterly, bought a jacket with a folded waist, walked some pidorsky and it all suddenly in one day.
Sebastian Pereira: he bought an iPhone

xxx: You can congratulate me, I won the battle with Facebook and he unblocked my page. He decided that I was hacked because I came from another ipad. And he suggested me to guess friends from the photos on which they are marked.
And here he shows me three photos: on one postcard from March 8, on the other postcard with some landscape, and on the third photo of the desert...
And asks "What is your friend marked on these photos?"

The Black Humor:

Eats a lot,
Daisy now has cancer.

Sometimes I come back from work on an electric car and buy cheap magazines with anecdotes. There is a variety of advertising...
I came across one of them: advertising.

1st Caesar's Ring - "Gives the will to win" " on it the engraving veni vidi vici (come, saw, won - who doesn't know)

2nd The Ring of King Solomon - "Gives exceptional wisdom" - well and accordingly on it "Everything passes. This will happen"

and...
Three! The Ring of Almighty!! "Gives unlimited power"!!! to
Unlimited power costs 3,400 rubles.

I’ll keep this cut, at least because there’s also a description (!)

It’s hard to choose a gift for someone who can buy the store where I’m choosing a gift.

Siddhartha comes in:
Do you have the internet working?
and yes.
With everybody?! to
and yes.
With an offended look:
Fuck why I don’t work.

Get up with good thoughts, then the day will be good.

Comment on YouTube on the video with the speech of Barack Obama:

For those who are lazy to look at everything, a brief reference 1. The Republicans 2. Healthcare reform is needed (+ a couple of tearful stories) 3. Amazon Advertising 4. The Republicans 5. The healthcare reform is on the 6th. Bugs in iOS ( O_O ) 7. The Republicans 8. Let’s raise the level of debt! 9 is America is a cleavage country, Americans are the best! Everything is accompanied by thoughtful pauses in the style of Bush Jr. At the end, he went and hugged his aunt. Republicans are to blame.

The news:

In Simferopol due to debt turned off two lights

About her daughter:
A beautiful child! She spoke herself - she found herself on the pope when my mother saw the outbreak.

xxx: I listen to an old recording of Arya’s live concert. and the player includes a shaffle (well, the songs go in random order). As a result, I hear such a replica of Kipelov: "and the following song is devoted to our drummer... *strike* away and not return"

xxx: 3G is not everywhere, and the Asians are already implementing 5G... Maybe they already have thermonuclear energy, stars and a time machine?
YYY: Well, and the monstrously radioactive water from Fukushima-1 they throw into the ocean dumb.
Reply to
That’s how they feed tuna.
Reply to
Yyy: To catch him after that.

Comment on the video of the baby "how to properly catch".

The Rabbit:
Now most internet users know how to sit down before you write your comments (:

xxx: The headlines on Yandex are impressive.
xxx: first "Naryškin invited PACE members to the gay club"
then "Hungry Translators prevented Naryshkin from answering all questions in PACE"
xxx: now "Narishkin will not go to gay club with members of PACE"
ууу: I look forward to "The Hungry Translators have eaten Naryshkin and PACE members" :)

xxx: Shash remembered talking to a girl about history. She was convinced that the first nuclear bomb was dropped on us by the Japanese in the year 37.
You should have asked about Hiroshima or Chernobyl.

@alisa_dorian: Student is when the smell distinguishes the taste of the neighbors.

TP syndrome of VK:
"Sorry, I'm not paphos, I don't apply three layers of tonals, I don't make sponges with a batch and I don't squeeze my breasts with my hands, and I don't photograph myself in the mirror with my protruded ass.

Through 3 posts a pathos photo in underwear... *facepalm*

On a European website:
xxx (10:35:10) English?
yyy (10:35:22) no
xxx (10:35:51) English?
yyy (10:36:02) no
xxx (10:36:09) Français?
xxx (10:36:39) Italian?
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yyy (10:37:11) Aha :)