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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №36830
 02.10.2010
This unstoppable story took place in the mid-1980s of the last century. At that time I was a graduate student in
Peter lived in a graduate school. In those not so distant times, the issue of license was,, not so acute, but it took place. It was supposed to have a temporary registration at the place of temporary residence, prior to discharging from the place of permanent registration. And I had such circumstances - in connection with the demolition of the house of the aunt and the subsequent provision of apartments according to the number of families registered in the house - that I did not sign out of the permanent registration. Because of this, I lived in the community virtually illegally. Then the menta in Russia was not so fierce in this sense, so I did not melt and waited for my family to be given a hollow house in my hometown. But one day I was caught by a messenger passportist and wrapped a balloon on the subject that there was no stamp in my passport. I explained the situation to her in a human way, but she got somewhat whitened and said that I should immediately go into a lie, and she would call them to fine me. There is nothing to do, mentally separating from the black man - it was the penalty for violation of the passport regime, the money for postgraduate concepts is considerable - 50 (!) A glass of beer, I went to the above-mentioned establishment. Going into the appropriate office, I explained the purpose of the visit and added: - You should have been called by Vera Vasilyevna. The result exceeded all expectations. The lady in shape decided that I was in the mud and immediately put a stamp of temporary license. Vera Vasilyevna then became very upset, she just forgot to call.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №36829
 02.10.2010
Who could have thought that I would forbid them to conduct their parades, and they would come to power and resign me?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36828
 02.10.2010
<DemOn Áthahome> BLUE BLUE!
<DemOn E-Home> men and women!
<DemOn Áthahome> I made this imbu!
<DemOn eBay> fuck me!
<DemOn eBay> PROTOSES OF IMBA!
<DemOníochhome> I won the grille at 6 limits!
<DemOn eBay> do you know how?
<DemOn Áthahome> his mother invited for lunch! Protos of Ibma!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36827
 02.10.2010
As a future psychologist, I do not trust psychologists.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36826
 02.10.2010
I now have a family – me, a cat and a blanket. We even sleep together.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №36825
 02.10.2010
It is an antivirus! When you sit and watch how he scans - everything is okay - asks nothing, removes everything, moves, as indicated in the settings, but if you put a full check for the night and go to bed, then in the morning you see the question on Monica: found such a whirlwind and what to do with it? And all this for 1% of the progress of the scan! The Antivirus!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №36824
 02.10.2010
xxx: Today I was going to the universe, so when I came to the station, they said carefully. station University"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №36823
 02.10.2010
Russian engineers finally decided to release their cell phone model. The name of the model is iPhone!
Why is "Y"
Let no one guess!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №36822
 02.10.2010
My language is my enemy.
What is this?
My mom asked me to cook meat, and I broke it, well, I didn't tell my mom, today is the moon in the third house, so it's an unfavorable day for cooking meat.
- and you won't believe, the pot was found to have a hole, then half of what was there dropped out of the sauce, it was impossible to remove the foam because it was huge and poured through the pot. In short, the day for cooking meat was really unsuccessful, as I said.
and the giraffe)
- you gygyggyy, and I fucking, because my mom was upset about it all and now I'm called to make them a horoscope for cooking hot cleaning and planting!
c) KSL

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №36821
 02.10.2010
19:58:33 LeNka: I even wanted to go as a second high school - seminar

19:58:51 LeNka: but what if there should be a member when entering.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36820
 02.10.2010
The Girl: Hi

Hello if you’re not joking.

Girl: With whom did she go?

Didn’t you understand about popping?

I am not a cowboy, and I am not joking.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №36819
 02.10.2010
xxx: fucking... poured the tea... printed the Tula spice... prepared to read... and here... ((
You have a good 3D printer.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №36818
 01.10.2010
If I woke up in the morning as my member, I would never be late to the universe)))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36817
 01.10.2010
I got a questionnaire for the census of our vast population. After you ask where? How is? And actually because of what? You are living. On the 3rd page, you are so badly asked "Do you speak Russian?" and on the 5th, you almost forgot "Do you know how to read and write?".

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №36816
 01.10.2010
The acquaintance said:
On the walls the truth is written. Lena is still stupid. Vasya, secretly from his wife, still loves Katya. And he and in Africa he is eternal and always relevant!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36815
 01.10.2010
Training in Extreme Medicine. We know what to do in the event of an explosion.
If you were at the time of the explosion of the house, you need to close the windows, doors, close all the gaps and wait for the car to come after you.
The voice from the back: Catapult?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36814
 01.10.2010
XXX: - he is religious - even before every meal prayer :)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY You know that he seriously thinks that the meaning of praying before eating is NOT to get poisoned!
XXX: O_O

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №36813
 01.10.2010
Lera
Help me to clear up.
Mishghan
Where is the beginning?
Lera
by SHI
Lera
The shortest verse about the gift-chupa-chops big. Prehistory: is given to a girl gal, who is very loud, and still thinks that 26 is old age
Mishghan
You have become an old lady.
But the cries did not stop.
You get it as a gift.
It will shake your fuck.
Mishghan
So is?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №36812
 01.10.2010
X: The fox in the hospital
Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q. Q.
X: to be released soon
Y: what happened
X: Yes, there are some women’s affairs.
x : hz
X: There are so many terms.
X: This Is Us Men: Pudding
X: and there fucking science.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36811
 01.10.2010
X: What is the light?
yyy:called, says - I remember you all the time, until there everything wants and itches
xxx and you?
I am a macho! I’ve had it... now I’ve got all the Czechs there too.

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