I: Will you go down for lunch?
C: I don’t want to go down. The voice of a sad elephant.
I: I look like that.
Q: )))) And let me hide behind you and we play the sad elephant of the belly broadcaster?

Are you training today?
ZZ: No, I am free today like a bird in the ocean
xx is a penguin?

Dragosha: Thursday starts not fun. The FD decided not to compile the project, the java process hangs. Why did I study in Electrical Engineering? ah
Sergeydragan: You could go to study for a philologist, and the working Thursday would start with the opening of the box office at McDonald’s :-)

A taxi driver is driving with a protein. Photo: white sleeping on the back, stretching the legs}

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The white is dead!
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O God, the beast has gone!

Among the fruits of education there are now too many rotten ones.

A group of brutal men merged on a fleet on the turbulent rivers from the Sikhoth-Alin river. There are quiet places on the water - swim for yourself and raise the hammer. And in the strait, like in the siege - the flesh begins to jump with a horse, you are pushed back from the rocks with waves.

In one of these stretches we saw a huge bear. He caught the fish in the right place, on a camel in the center of the stream, and he did not gather to leave when he saw the flesh. I looked at the tourists with interest. Like a new prey that swims in its own legs.

To look at the bear's face in emphasis did not want anyone, and the flesh was already carried. In a state of affection, the man, who was closest to the bear, grabbed a hanging backpack and began to shake them horribly. There was no impression on the bear.

Approaching, the man tried his best to warm the bear with a backpack on his backpack. He was surprised and ran away. He made some dog-like, but generally outrageous sounds.

On the calm water, the man looked around and noticed that the rest, all the former hunters, were sitting deadly pale.

Oh well, you are fighting! He shouted solemnly.

and ah! – One of them confessed – I thought you were going to throw your backpack into a bear. That’s all the vodka :)

Told by IRA

News from the near future.
The Moscow City Sharia Court found guilty a man. Ivanov, who, in violation of all customs, tried to overtake the wedding cortex of the respected Mamedov couple, and also allowed himself to make remarks to the guests who peacefully welcomed the newlyweds with festive automatic rows.

from the drom, about the millis/poly-cei buddhas))

In the city, the border of two districts, the eyewitnesses will not move much))) and the dispute came from two neighboring ROVD whose body, head and shoulders on the territory of one district, and the body and legs of another. The prosecutor of the city decided that a person's head was more important than the jets and the material was sent to the department where the head was located.

Mother of Grandpa:
Did you congratulate your daughter on her birthday?
... whom?! to
The daughter!
What is the number today?
- 12 (the case was on April 12).
...
In an hour he comes to me and says:
I didn’t know what day today was. It turns out today is March 8. I congratulate you.

YouTube commentary on the cartoon "Ezekiel in the fog": the book is more interesting

And don’t put that Xerox next to me! They are harmful to radiation, my health is more precious to me! I may be pregnant in a few months.

BorsCh: There is an order signed by the management regarding the location of the installation. And don’t worry, no one has been pregnant with copies yet!

The news:
A child found the body of a well-preserved mammoth.
On Cape Sopocna Karga (Tajmir Peninsula) an 11-year-old boy found the corpse of a mammoth that died about 30 thousand years ago.

The comments:
Sova: And the child just wanted a puppy home..............this is what the heartless parents bring, they have to dump mammoths)

RT @zoozozz: All, I am leaving you!
Who are you? Why did you come?

What the iPhone is, I don’t know. But I definitely don’t have it, because since I started talking about them, I’ve only bought a TV from dives. And it’s big – that’s not an iPhone.

A friend reads the news:
Anastasia Rybaczenko has been declared in federal search.

I think we have solidarity in the country.

I want you!
You are lucky. Few people want me.

Question: Hello to you! My husband and I have been doing pettering for about a year. And before every month, I get his hysterics that I’m pregnant. Can you get pregnant with petting or oral sex?

Answer: I express my sincere admiration for your boyfriend: to endure 14 hysterics a year is the top of patience. It is impossible to get pregnant with pettering and oral contact, but you can continue to hysterize if you like it.

[12:13:50] Roman Art: Have you seen the beaver?
[12:19:11] Mike V: her, I do not follow the creation

xxx: There are 6 billion diversely developed interesting people in the world, and I only communicate with nonsense :-(
YYY: The world’s population is 7 billion.

Catherine: I'm dying(( I just dropped my iphone into milk...

It had to be written from the iPhone.

Catherine: I wrapped him in a shirt and hugged him. What to write

Katy, don’t be upset. Buy a normal Android phone.

Based on what I’ve read, anything can happen.

I have the best phone in the world!!! What Android is it??? AAAA

Evgeny: There is a bunch of instructions on the Internet what to do with the phone if you dropped it in water, or milk.

Catherine is yes. I was already advised to add eggs and flour and put it in the oven.