Forbidden Neptune -> received flooding in the Far East
Not apologized to Neptune -> Received flooding in Sochi
Is it too late to apologize?

I remember, we accompanied the Korean in the army, three days of bushing. The next morning we go for him to continue the banquet. The door is opened by his sister (year 10).
Is Serena at home?
He said to go to the army, took his backpack and left.

The world’s first driverless car:

xxx: I can’t imagine that a computer can replace a person driving, a few examples:
1st Suddenly a dog jumped out on the road, we don't have time to slow down, hit the dog or suddenly drive off the road, but with injuries to people in the car? What if it was not a dog but a child? An experienced driver will shoot the dog, but will not shoot the child. How the computer will make the right decision in this situation I cannot imagine.

64 lasers spray a dog in 12 milliseconds. Through the broadband channel, a message is sent to the household service with a request for a cleaning with GPS coordinates and a photo of the dog in FullHD.

XXX: I did not consider this option.
And with the child what?

zzz: If a child has a Google account, he or she will be recognized as a Google user and will go around. If not, look at the cleaning company.

to this:
To the numerous stories of female logic it is time to add the stories of male logic. So: the city, the left row, our hero rushes over 200 on his important male affairs, as suddenly someone interferes with his restructuring. What does a man? They guessed that he rebuilt before the offender and began to 'touch' before him at a speed of three pillars per hour. And it doesn’t matter that he rushed somewhere, it doesn’t matter that he himself broke the rules, as a result of which others could not correctly assess his speed... If you are so in a hurry, why do you waste time on this kindergarten? Logic and logic"

It’s not a man, it’s a fool that makes it so.

Billions of dollars have been spent on the Olympics in Sochi, and help to the inhabitants of the Far East is being gathered by the First Channel of SMS.

On the eve at the enterprise disconnected one system and took to repair, there was a monitor keyboard and mouse.
In the morning call "the owner"(X) comp.
X: "Wow, my computer doesn’t work"
I: "And he is not"
The owner looked under the table.
X: Not exactly, well, so far.

I started smoking a pipe, I filled it with tobacco from papyrus, I grown moustaches.
Are you preparing for politics?

In today’s world, 70 percent of cases of impotence are a natural defensive reaction of the body to too prolonged stress from constant unrealized excitement.
Sexologists have compiled a rating of activities leading to impotence:
Review of Internet Pornography
Watching erotic videos and pornography
- Seeing freely dressed girls on the street
Reading erotic journals
Going with friends to a strip bar.

_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___

So you mainly say, if this stress remove masturbation - will it help?

From Habr to the article on the control of the WiFi cup:
Will VoIP be there? What about RSS Anonymous?
The screen would be on the side - there would be no price.
Why the screen?
Zzzz: Sitting on the Internet :)
and emm. I use the computer for that.
Zzz: Sorry, but you are so old-fashioned :)

I went to think...
Hopefully not to the toilet?
My child has a habit, when he sits on the pot asks questions: Mom, and dogs are afraid of thunderstorms? And the rain? What about the wind? ?
I am so happy :)))
I still need to answer "I am afraid!!!! to
Why are they afraid? Maybe they are not afraid?
I am afraid of Laban!! It is better not to argue with the child sitting on the pot! ;-)

A woman doesn’t know what she wants, but she knows how to it.

XXX: Hear teenagers - "Scientists officially extended teenage age to 25 years"
YYY: be careful))
You go to the store for a beer, and the saleswoman says to you, “You’re not yet adult!”
XXX: And fuck that bearded
YYY: You can do all kinds of nonsense, and refer to age)
XXX: Late to Walk
YYY: boil and with 3 liters of garbage in the entrance
XXX: in the apartment to call and run
YYY : AHA

Three souls meet in the astral:

1: Well, I have been free for half a century, go to the "real life"?
2: Okay, I don’t want to stress the current, this time I’m born in the family of a successful Swiss businessman.
1: And I need to pump the skills - humor, ingenuity, patience... I will play Russian.
3: And I generally randomly choose Persia, so more interesting. Currently, without chats, astral memory is not included.

2) All technical support staff have a nick Marina with the same avatar. At the same time, they all have different ratings, and this does not prevent them from signing Oleg at the end of the response to the tick.

Qrt: and you know that in the Moldovan army there are special purpose malars that under the cover of the night paint the optics of enemy tanks?

The age difference:
I am just blooming, and your seeds have already grown!

What is the name of the manager? She had a mail like her name, you need to write to her.
The rabbit Olya.
Is she married like she is now?
Now like Mironova, but do you seriously think that girls also change emails when they get married?

Well you said a good toast on my last birthday, there was something about the horse and the dog.
Smell like a horse and get tired like a dog.

You speak of the Sberbank and the Post of Russia, but there is an institution even more meaningless and ruthless - the military commission.
I came there once, after a night shift at nine in the morning.I approach the guard and say: I am in 106 offices. She looked at me closely and said: 106 out of ten.
Nothing to do, I stand and wait. She is in her eyes all the time. In any case, I clarified that it was the 106th cabinet on my question.
And here the long-awaited ten hours, I approach the window with my passport, and here they give me:
106 is not available today.
I’ve never been so close to killing a man.

To the numerous stories about female logic, it is time to add stories and about male logic. So: the city, the left row, our hero rushes over 200 on his important male affairs, as suddenly someone interferes with his restructuring. What does a man? They guessed that he rebuilt before the offender and began to 'touch' before him at a speed of three pillars per hour. And it doesn’t matter that he rushed somewhere, it doesn’t matter that he himself broke the rules, as a result of which others could not correctly assess his speed... If you are so in a hurry, why do you waste time on this kindergarten? Logic is wow?