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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №87694
 01.10.2013
xxx: I understand the code of a simple website, assembled on a very adequate, but self-writing, CMS.
xxx: And it would seem that everything was clean and beautiful, had it not been for the comment I met in one of the templates.
Holy Father, I have sinned. I called in the template to the database. I neglected standards for the sake of simplicity and speed. Please forgive me this sin.
The funny guy got caught.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №87693
 01.10.2013
Kirill
Yes, it would be better if somebody pulled me out of this hole called Dota 2:D.
Anastasia
ARR, do you have the willpower?
Kirill
She works here poorly :D gave himself a promise when the girl appears to give up dotha)
Anastasia
You won’t get there until you leave.
Kirill
I invented it well, no? and :D

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №87692
 01.10.2013
Andrei: I ordered a drunk pizza here at night, and I don’t think the hools were brought, but I see what I wrote in the order form, there is the contact person of Andrew, and the commentary “I want war in Syria.”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №87691
 01.10.2013
Today I realized that all the nonsense I dreamed of as a child is coming true. I work as a cook, changed my favorite, does not leave the military in peace (although I have asthma), yeah, all this dreamed... so here, now I wait for when I will fuck the fairy

c) the beast

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №87690
 01.10.2013
Comments to the news "Gamer will be punished for war crimes". According to the Red Cross, a player who plays as a soldier and commits war crimes should be punished.

The Red Cross is going to cure wounded bots. And if not – why?
YYY: And punish those who play duck hunter outside the hunting season.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №87689
 01.10.2013
Ro'Ongshn: The more I communicate with different users, the more I come to the idea that the "programmer" is a person who can read the inscription "click the buttons 1,2,3", understand it, and press those buttons.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №87688
 01.10.2013
Travel to Crimea:

I thought it was still warm there. Last year, when we had +10, they had +25. Going there is like going from the fridge to the refrigerator.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №87687
 01.10.2013
In our shopping center in one of the boutiques of Jamshuta were doing repairs. The remaining garbage in the form of boxes, cement bags, etc. They decided not to throw it into the garbage, but put it in the middle of the boutique and rained. I started to believe in history "Our Rush"

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