Sergey
Married to?

Alina
and almost))
in civil

Sergey
It is not counted.)

Alina
How is it not counted??? We live together

Sergey
I don’t mean it’s my wife 😉

Will you give me an injection?
You are me, I am you, and you are me.
Is there any alternative to thank you?
OH: Hm... Well, if you want your inet to work through the farm, you can make an alternative.
She is a frog! and the (

Now the wife whispers more often than under her bed, but once it was the opposite.

A story about the breakdown in the heating system.
A group member told me.

Before the institute in 1987-89 years "served" in the construction.
The officer dragged the soldier into his garden to plant potatoes.
I didn’t look at it, I took Dembele. The potatoes came out good, bushy.
Then suddenly began to sneeze, all resuscitation activities were unsuccessful. The exploration revealed that each potato was planted in a canned bowl from under the carcasses that were rolled on the landfill nearby.
By that time, the dumbels were already at home, eating their parents’ potatoes.

I also heard of him in a different interpretation.

Yesterday, there was a busy confusion in the government: the money allocated for health care was accidentally spent on health care.

Terrorist attacks in Odessa.
The building, in which the criminals were hiding, was thrown with smoke shells, as a result of which a fire began.
On the screen: two fighters "Alpha" twice shoot the building with the RPG.
What if the fire started...

What an attack! I drive a car, all the pedestrians are goats. I walk, all the waters are goats. I ride a bicycle, all the goats!

Here’s the conversation in the kitchen:
“Mom, don’t you mind if Olya stays with us tonight?
against it!
“And when we had Max (my friend) drunk, you didn’t mind it!
You didn’t fuck him!! to
Oh well, should it have been? O_O

Yes, choose it
Me or your cat.
The cat has no PMS.

The most cruel epic file is to make a mistake in one letter in the greeting of the newlyweds:
"I wish you love to the grave!"

We read with a friend (catering worker) the advertisement of macdaka:
"Free learning...bla-bla-bla... fun activities"
Friend: Aha, inventory and sanitary day!

Mother came and said:
You are like a vegetable!
Because I am a vegetable.
What is I interested in? The Cabbage?
Why is it a cabbage?
Same round and white.
I am not white, hey! I am not round!! ><

The next day.

It is said that work made man from a monkey, so that there is no reverse reaction, you have to work!
I agree to be a monkey.
You are a cabbage.

X: How is it? How by myself?
Y: Yes okay, in the PED. The Institute has done :)
X: Oh that’s cool! Have you already found which mobile phone store will you shop for?
Y: O_O

I recently started studying for a driving license and here’s one situation that confused me a bit... When you’re walking around the street, and at this time you’re looking in the air for side mirrors to look back, is that okay?

xxx: I read the news of the day – Niger has allowed the rebel government of Libya to question Saadi Gaddafi.
The first thought -"They who are completely shy- so to call Obama?and "

and ahahah! Today came to me on the street a guy from the class "Sorry... the bus in an hour...the money is not enough...you can’t help?"
It starts to stir up the dialogue again:
– Oh! I know you, I’ve seen you already!
and yes? When is? Where is?
- I gave you money on Caposhvara 2 days ago.
Did she give a lot?
The Thirteen.
Well thank you.
and went. ^ ^ ^

You were rattled in the supermarket. Do not worry. Place frozen fish in the bread compartment.
c) Elizabeth

You were rattled in the bank. Do not worry. Place frozen fish in a cage that has been removed for a year.
c) Flipper

Now I watched the bird try to fly against the wind in one place for about a minute.
I felt like I saw tears flying from her cheeks :D

Q: How is life in communion?
WOW: It is great. The next day, a neighbor bought a wet towel and said, “Oh, I’m finally going to wash.”

29,09,11 She: Everyone has pluses, there are disadvantages. You have a pleasant character, you can be both funny and attentive and caring, but you are irreversible, ruins in the room that I do not understand, not only aesthetically but also in health.

2:10 He said, I cleaned up in my room and wiped out the dust. Be my wife!

2,10,11 She is a fool! :D

2:10,11 He said, Blame, and what if I still dust dryer?