Yesterday, his girlfriend picked flowers, knowing that she loves the living and uncut-taken in a pot. The Home Dialogue:
I am a baby, hello. This is for you!
D: Fuck, I don’t like when flowers die!
I: So is he in the pot...?! to
D: He wants me to kill you!
I :...
The Cactus! I have to give cactus.

I love my friends. On my phrase that my boyfriend was poisoned, both with hope in their voices asked "To death?"...)))

From a discussion of the creativity of a young symphony metal group:
Xxx: straight like my grandmother on the piano fucking

A friend invited me to a wedding today. He has lived in the United States for four years, earned very well, received citizenship, bought an apartment, etc.
And it all started with Pokémon on a gameboy, which without knowledge of English would not go through.

Twenty-First(14:20:54 28/10/2012)
Are you sitting behind bars in a crude jail?

XXX (14:21:22 28/10/2012)
Are you dry?

YYY (14:23:36 28/10/2012)
Working out of youth
My sad cat mocking his tail
Delayed whiskey chews on the table

He cries, throws, and looks out the window.
It was as if I had thought of one thing.
He looks at me and laughs.
And he says "Let us drink"

YYY (14:24:13 28/10/2012)
The fuck at the end was a bit out of rhythm >.<

by Jikata:
Konstantin, it doesn’t matter who invented it first, especially when those who invented it don’t matter, but those who supposedly invented it.
by Konstantin:
Jikata, I don’t want to break your code =)

Now I bite an apple, and I saw the head of the worm... they looked at each other for a minute, and then they both breathed with relief.

Igorois: Today there was some shit at work with me... A guy and a girl came to buy a notebook. have chosen. Choose a mouse. She liked the red. The guy says: "Nafig. She is red. And the note is black." The girl looks at me and asks: "What do you think?" I answer: "You are what! Red and black combined very well. Have you ever seen bloody blacks?"Capec, short.

You have not seen how the rabbit buys nitroglycerin in the pharmacy.
Wow: You haven’t seen my carded girl before going to bed when she wants sex rubbing on me and imitating a cat’s murmuring.

There was a day from the morning. I look at the secretary’s office sitting, and the sign: "RECEPT". I go here and think, is it not my mother?

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Oleg
I don’t think you realize what your mistake is.

I think the resume of Wassermann will consist of just a few sentences:
I know everything. I can all. Personal vehicle in one of the pockets.

and Zaya:
Do not owe enemies, and your whole problem is solved.

by CryMeMore:
Usually it turns out that you owe friends for a couple of days, and you have to collect from fools for some years.

Yesterday "smart" washing machine was offended. The second day washes and does not give the cover. Can I show her the doorstep?

We discuss who and how will go to the former one-group member (Vova) in the army
6 people are not allowed to enter the car. And by the way, and with Ignat no one contacted, he wants to go?
YYY: I spoke with Ignat recently, he recently went to the military command, and at the same time he seemed to have not stunned anything, so that he could soon become the same as Wolf
XXX: It’s great, so it’s going to go :)

I am a man in the house, I want to control everything!
My wife does not allow :(

WarGamer 1
The largest file of medieval armor occurred even before the appearance of guns. Especially when they learned to make arbalets. The mechanism of the arbalet allowed to penetrate any armor from close distance. The knight was prepared, taught 15 years of music, dancing, fencing, grammar, how to hold his ass in society, bought him expensive armor, and then came out some bitch in his legs from bushes with a bow, which nobody ever taught even his ass to wipe out, and money did not spend on it and shot the knight.

You will not die of humility.
I will be killed by jealousy.

They say that the Scots don’t wear anything under the kit.
Do you suggest me to check? Or, please, get your knees naked.
Just ask me 😉
Is it cold? is it not cold? is it cold?

Where are you getting from these beautiful young moms?
That’s why moms are beautiful.