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The Baltics do not love Russia so much to supply us quality goods.

But domestic producers appear to love Russia even less (((

You see the big bang theory differently when you know that all actors aged forty, they get eight million per season, and that Sheldon is gay.

Today, she saw in the supermarket, parents took two two-litre bottles of cola to their children.
One: and a bunch of small aluminum bottles.
ONE: there is a type of juice... or a drink of some... but not alcoholic
They probably don’t like their kids.

News from the Olympic Torch:
Yesterday in Leningrad, Plushchenko ran with a torch on skis, Kerzhakov ran not on that route, and Kandelaki during the run, instead of a torch loudly and quickly carried some nonsense.
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We talked about different nicknames and the following story emerged:
The guy, appearing adequate, calm. Everyone calls it a volcano. Accordingly, everyone who knows him is scared, because they do not know where the name comes from and consider him almost a criminal authority.
And one day his longtime friends told him that this nickname he got after falling asleep on the floor on his back, overtaken before this alcohol.

xxx - I recently read an article about the computers used by NASA to fly to the moon. They were still working on DOS'E.
YYY - Ah, and now humans will fly to Mars on the eighth wheel.
XXX - On the eighth wheel they will not fly far.
yyy - On the eighth spin they won't be able to start because they won't find the "Start" button. (They are :

My beloved got married. A few days before the event, I suggest him, say, home alone, brother will not come soon, etc. At my whisper, he made huge frightened eyes and shouted, “You are what?! Until the wedding!and "

News on NHS Novosibirsk:
In the Zaeltsov district of Novosibirsk, a search for ammunition is being carried out in the wreath behind one of the residential houses on street. by Dusi Kovalchuk.

The top comment:
What’s hard to tell before cleaning?!! Those are the people who live there!

to this:

About the trolls:
So it happened that my friend went on a business trip with an employee. We settled in different rooms, but in the evening decided to drink champagne in the room and walk around the city. As soon as the girl entered his room, she saw that he was picking up a pastion:
Let's go to the maps until we turn over.
He: Cards are played only for money, for desire or for dressing.
She: Well, we don’t have money with you. In principle, I will not play in dressing, but if I wish, I can.
They played. He won and said dryly, “Listen to my wish. Take it out."

The man! What was next?! Do not silence!

XXX: I have a marine.
YYY: What about chao?
xxx: M - I will cook borscht and blend today, you go to the store?
xxx: I am - ah, give me a list
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XXX: I am
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A piece of clear blue sky. The most popular comment (with the most likes) "The horizon is over"

I woke up in the morning - everything was enough: washing, cleaning, cooking, marital duties at 6 a.m. - work - a boring monotonous life... And then I read, as someone curts the evening for folding the bags in triangles, and I understand - everything I have is just wonderful!
Thank you, I reminded you to appreciate.

Tomorrow I’ll go back to Matthew! by Yuh!
There is no more happiness for Mahatma Gandhi.
XHH: заебал ***in, if honestly
I don’t know how to live simply.
All the trouble is for him.
The teacher would be happy if he didn’t.
WOW: This universe is obviously too small for you two.
th th th th: +
Solve a man’s problem.
Open from the tip the double doors leading to his audience (and if there are no such-spend the night to install them), spit into the nearest bag, put your hands on the belt, and, jumping on the heels of the boots with spurs, contemptuously throw him "Midday, globe bus".
and go out.
Then shot him.
xxxh: It is of course brilliant, but I still want to study in %name of the universe% and not anywhere I don't know where)))
No one will judge you for that.
All according to law.
The law of the Wild, his mother, the West.
For example, China and the West.
And Imho, very wild.

About the trolls:
So it happened that my friend went on a business trip with an employee. We settled in different rooms, but in the evening decided to drink champagne in the room and walk around the city. As soon as the girl entered his room, she saw that he was picking up a pastion:
Let's go to the maps until we turn over.
He: Cards are played only for money, for desire or for dressing.
She: Well, we don’t have money with you. In principle, I will not play in dressing, but if I wish, I can.
They played. He won and said dryly, “Listen to my wish. Take it out."

1> you are like a perverted %)
2> thank you, by the way, I have this photo in all the resume.

If a man only turns to you with his best side, then he will take care of the bad for the future.

How to Become a Millionaire or Late Happiness

The story is real, I tell it in the first person: in the mid-2000s, at the peak of the stock market, I worked in a small investment company. A distinctive feature of it was that it was in a very convenient place and had a sign of the sample "Buy expensive securities, stocks, etc." Most of the people who came to this announcement carried all kinds of shit like MMM papers – similar and long-standing pyramids, or shares of all kinds of incomprehensible structures, which at best cost a penny. There were also many owners of honestly privatized gasprom and so on. for 1 voucher receiving a pair of green hundred-dollar notes.
Amidst all this cuddle comes a woman. The intelligent is such, only the look is sad and in the eyes, and it is visible from the appearance that it has long been not in urgent need, but almost in poverty. And the woman tells the story: She herself is a teacher of the junior classes, an honest Soviet hardening (in terms of bribery does not take etc.).He lives on one salary. In the early 90s, a large, although late love married a man from a distant village, who in Moscow was on the upgrading, and was registered in some working village (this is the answer to the question why letters from the company did not arrive). They lived soul to soul, in her mother's two-bedroom apartment in Stalingrad. When their mother died, they decided to move to a single house on the outskirts (no children), invest money in something valuable and live on interest. Because a husband is like the head of the family, it is up to him to decide. The apartment was sold in 1998, at the highest price. Yes, and one bought a very small one, so the difference was quite tangible at the time. (The author's explanation - the husband's wife at the time did not write a deep-seated paragraph about possible marriage offenders wishing to get to Moscow, and then seemed to be forgotten. In fact, she didn’t have time to write it.)
In general, the husband for a couple of months thought, guessed, and decided to invest the money in a "serious office". The problem is that he did not tell his wife the name when he went to her with money. And on the way back, he had what doctors call "a sudden and sudden heart attack with a fatal outcome." And the most offensive thing is that “good people” helped my husband stay without a jacket and without money, and with a jacket – and without papers. The wife did not know then whether he was cleaned before buying or if he bought something.
The husband's only mother-old woman, one and a half classes of education, in a working village in a remote Russian depth, no phone at home, rarely calls. There was no money to come to the funeral, they burned together a couple of times on the phone and his mother stopped calling him. And then suddenly gets - a letter somewhat strange received from Sberbank, and only here there are a lot of incomprehensible words and papers. In the name of my husband. The woman says to her, “Send me the mail, I’ll see.” And whether the mail worked as usual, whether the address was incorrect, the letter returned, and the husband's mother forgot about him somehow. A year later he calls again – again the letter came, let me send you. has transmitted. The letter came back again. The husband’s mother thinks – fate means this, you don’t need to send it.
I remained silent for a few years. Letters come every year. She had a whole hole of them.
And once this horse saw her neighbor, a literate woman, and says - letters are important and necessary, let me call myself, I will write the exact address and send the ordered.
and sent it. And our woman in Moscow got this wealthy farm, with which she decided to go to our office to figure out what to do.
The woman told all this to a young manager sitting next to me, who was obviously waiting for her to finally show him her 50 shares of Gazprom or another fantasy of an MMM-like firm. There were no people that day, and the woman was clear that she was not crazy and apparently came into the matter, so her long story we, though reluctantly, but listened to the end.
I still remember the manager’s face looking at the papers. At first he was amazed. Then, taking the second letter, he became white and his hands were shaken. I immediately understood that it was a letter from a newsletter for the shareholders of the Sberbank of the Russian Federation, but I did not see the details.
Finally, the manager cut off his eyes from the letter and with a broken voice said – if these are real letters, then you have 3,000 shares, 80,000 rubles each, a total of 240 million rubles....( rubles today, dear readers, Sberbank in the year 99 was worth 450 modern rubles per paper- was the peak of the crisis, and in the late 2000s his shares were divided into 1000 parts, so they now and are worth 80-90 rubles per paper).

The owner of the office himself is not a poor man and who saw everything in the 90s, was no less shocked than the manager.
After closing us with him in the cabinet, he took from us the honest bandit (in the SB-shne plan) word not to tell anyone "years 10 minimum".
He was dealing with a woman personally and as far as I know she received everything honestly.
R. S. It has been almost 10 years. I hope you forgive me :)

Pirates shooting screenshots are being sought among spectators. No one thinks about tickets receiving 3,000 a month.

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