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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №37950
 27.10.2010
XXX When the weather is dumb, all the reasons are so evil
Yyy, don’t get angry.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №37949
 27.10.2010
I have a brother, Avatar.
2nd?
Every day is blue.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №37948
 27.10.2010
The dumber the cat, the more clearly in the mirror he sees the secular lion.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №37947
 27.10.2010
It was told by my friend and colleague (highest qualified ORL doctor).
Required preamble (sorry if it is long). Unfortunately, tumors can affect any organ, including the larynx. Any type of tumor requires surgery, but its volume (as well as subsequent treatment) depends on the type of tumor. Sometimes this can only be discovered during the operation itself. It happens approximately this way. During the operation, the doctor gets the necessary access to the tumor and sends its fragment for analysis. This fragment is referred to in the pathologist-anatomical department (in common language - morg); there are pathanatoms.
FAST (express methods) determine the type of tumor and FAST report the result frozen in waiting at the operating table to colleagues - ORL doctors... and then - everything according to the standards depending on this type of tumor. In order for this repeated "FAST" to be really fast, pathanatoms about such planned operations are warned in advance - well, to sit in place, and not for cakes and other necessities.
Now the story itself. The head of the ENT department talks to a patient who has found a tumor of unclear type. The conversation takes place in the presence of my friend (docent of the department), who, in fact, tomorrow will have to operate this tumor. Addressing the patient, w. Exposes everything that already sounded in the preamble: say, you, dear, a tumor... and what - we can not say exactly... tomorrow during the operation we will find out everything... say, let's take a piece and quickly figure out what this tumor is... then we will do everything we need, in the best way... say, don't worry, everything will be okay. Arriving to these words, he turns to his colleague-docent: "By the way, Vladimir Valentinovich, don't forget about our tomorrow's operation to warn the MORG." The curtain.
I wish everyone health!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №37946
 27.10.2010
Do you want to introduce a half-sleeping person into an endless cycle?
Cover it with a triangular blanket.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №37945
 27.10.2010
Update of the estimate program via the innet, response from the update server:
Your software is newer than ours and where you got it from

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37944
 27.10.2010
Fredo Nook > Petting is a type of pet breeding?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №37943
 27.10.2010
The question of life and death... how soon does the smell of pepper go away?
If you drank light wine, after which you drank tea (two glasses), then you brushed your teeth, then again tea?
YYY: Do you think this is a pregar??? This is when champagne, then a garlic of vodka, then again champagne and a little wine, and so on throughout the evening. And what you have is a light intriguing grape smell.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37942
 27.10.2010
I don’t have a neighbor with a perforator. I have a perforator! ^ ^ ^
WOW: Is that you? Breathe a frog

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №37941
 27.10.2010
Do you know how to become a crab?
by 0_o
You have to become a cancer and go side by side!

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №37940
 27.10.2010
Apexin ^^ (20:06:32 26/10/2010)
And then...mm...I’ll embrace you with my hands, I’ll put my fingers in your hair...I’ll put my legs behind you...I’ll press you...and I’ll say I’m KOALO!!! XD is

[ + 70 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37939
 27.10.2010
girls, writing here about their most brutal shortcomings, you phone, you write yours, it makes it easier right away

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №37938
 27.10.2010
X: How did you go to bowling, a lot of strikes broke out?
Y: Nea, I’m the first time I’ve ever learned to catch...
y: it’s from the side you look, you think, da figli here... and as I tried so I understood that you need to be able to :-D
X: This is how men look at porn from the side and think, yes, Figi.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37937
 27.10.2010
One of the support forums:

I would like to thank the author of this most valuable article. My 20-year-old boy downloaded something to his computer, then it didn't go - uninstalled it, but a considerable amount of system files went away with this program. His computer was no longer turned on... I broke the entire Inet, manually removed and restored system files from the DOS, was already preparing to rewrite registers... And then my curved hands brought me to your page. I read. Everything became clear and promising. 20 minutes and a miracle! The computer is saved, the child is saved, everyone is saved, happy, jump! Thank you again for what you think of us – simple deadly and unprovoked lamps!

Question: LAMER for at least 40 "from under DOS manually removed and restored system files, already prepared to rewrite registers"...I lose after this then who?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37936
 27.10.2010
I register on the forum. Instead of the standard point, it is worth:

It relates to itself:
to the boys;
to the girls;
more to boys than to girls;
More for girls than for boys.
by EMO;

by Darth Han


[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №37935
 27.10.2010
Call-Center operator ignited:"You are currently calling from the phone number you are calling from?"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №37934
 27.10.2010
Ping.Win (23:49:05 25/10/2010)
rabbit

CaMoOTaKoe (23:49:09 25/10/2010)
? to

Ping.Win (23:49:17 25/10/2010)
We need wood for mice.

CaMoOTaKoe (23:49:26 25/10/2010)
to break?)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №37933
 27.10.2010
I stumbled yesterday to take a picture of every herring remaining from the metal youth, and try to drive it, suddenly it will be useful for some pioneers-obrygans. I found a couple of rings, a cushion, shooters, photographed, I walk back and forth around the room, I look for more.
The girl lies on the bed, asks: "what, are you looking for something else unnecessary that can be sold?" Here I start with a clever expression of the face to turn to her and bring a photocall.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №37932
 27.10.2010
It is crazy! I was fired by the director for six months.
He did not get everything at all.
Today he was fired with the wording "in connection with the loss of confidence".
I watched the movie ><

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №37931
 27.10.2010
Today, my father and my brother made the furniture.
I felt like a true lover.
YYY : OO
He accidentally locked me in the closet.

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