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I don’t have a computer at all and I don’t use the internet. I have not used it and will not use it."

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A survey was conducted on one website: "Do you often write in the sea while swimming?"

It turns out that 50% of people suck in the sea!

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And you finally started guessing why the water in the sea is salty?

Well, what fool had thought of translating Phantommas as a ghost? O.O

xxx: Vandal rollers wrote on the building of the Rod House "Respawn".

I will probably finish your halloween, about the scraping.
As my former boss said, he was his boss at the time.
When you are standing, at the base, with your right hand, then without tearing off your right hand, with your left hand, now - cutting off the gesture with the edge of your right palm and:
Everything is short, everything is short. :)

Hello Vicentich, you're old fucking if you're still alive. and max.

Mom: First in my life "invisible" entered Egypt. We bought all the statuettes we saw, my three-year-old daughter forced me to teach the names of all the gods and their wives, and in the evenings she told me how one brother killed another, cut him in pieces, and how the wife then collected those pieces throughout the whole land of Egypt. Then there were the fairy tales of Shakerezada, with hatred, there were a thousand of them! and one! In a year I learned everything.
Then there were bionics. But somehow they passed quickly, I breathed calmly.
Then came Anime. Tails with spikes, blue legs and red eyes were all over the apartment. Every night I was forced to teach someone there to incarnate. I learnt the bats. We taught them for two years.
I think, well, all, the child has grown up, now let’s talk about literature in the evenings... I, of course, suspected something when the thick books... of one author... John, Ronald Roel, his mother, Tolkien... but I didn’t think it would be so bad! I have a decree...

I watched an interesting audio phenomenon today! In our office behind the door there is a "kitchen" table on which the tea bar, etc. At the end of the day, the men gathered together to open a bottle of cognac. I did the service, I spilled, the door opened and the deputy general entered. It enters one step so I see, and the hand with the bottle behind the door. And here was the phenomenon: I did not hear what the castle asked and what the juric answered, but I heard clearly how a drop of cognac crashed from my throat and fell into the glass.

I recently moved to Switzerland, living in an apartment with two Germans. I prepared something for me to eat. There was laziness, and I dumbly baked the potatoes in the microwave. Very surprised looking at my track, then there was about this dialogue:
What is it?
The card.
Did you heat it in the microwave?
No, I have prepared it.
How is it?
Put it in the microwave for 4-5 minutes and it is ready.
Are you cooking before that?
and no.
Do you not cook anymore?
and no.
- OO
He did not tell the poor German that in the microwave you can also cook pasta, and omelette to cook...

When the old Indian was told the reasons for the transition from winter time to summer time, he said:
Only the government can truly believe that by cutting a foot from the top of a blanket and sewing it from the bottom, you can extend the blanket.

here here :

We move to winter time, they said. Sleep an extra hour, they said. How to transfer small children to the winter, who don’t care where the arrows show?

Oh how... And how did poor people live in the past when time was transferred twice a year?

Per, I will add this "high-primitive alpha-samec" to my dictionary of euphemisms of Russian mate.
Although, the "high-primitive beta samurai" I like it more. In this phrase is concentrated more from the “dumb fool” than even from the “dumb fool” itself.

I was at a meeting and got a call. I see the phone number of my parents. I wanted to drop the call. Pressed on something.
Instead of dropping the phone to loud communication and the calling app disappeared somewhere.
My children were on the line. They broke each other’s phone and shouted, “A-a-a-a! I have been struck! "" "A-a-a-a! And she calls me!" "A-a-a-a! It doesn’t let me paint!" "A-a-a-a-! Take a break! "" "A-a-a! In the background, my parents tried loudly in Russian to separate the children from each other and from the tube.
While my entire staff listened to this radio show, I pressed all the buttons furiously and desperately. I could not disconnect the line.
At the end, I managed to prove to the bosses that I can cope with unexpected situations in unusual ways: I put the phone on a chair, sat on it from the top, was mentally delighted that a big ass was finally needed, and then said in the calmest voice: "So we stopped at the fact that...."
The meeting broke

by Marinalevy

<lol>: I, the insignificant servant of the great lord Vyacheslav, promise that I will never take part in a bet on desire again!

Yyy: with the tower it is boring to go to serve
xxx: I would have served MB if I had a portion picked up from the gentlemen and gentlemen, and to do a smart job.
XXX: the type there
XXX: Ebola virus to be neutralized
XXX: or Trojan porn in the network of the White House dress up

I explain:
by ******
"No
Tagged with: kozy.by" I have the same.
My brain is shaken, here.
Goats after 20
Just arrived...
and
has not arrived. About what?
by ******
tk. Aftar and his wife are cleverly literate, to kill the hunting of such, they distorted the elementary "netvarikozu.by", no, fucking, varicose veins. A goat in the mind.

How to transfer small children to the winter, who don’t care where the arrows show?
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Inexorable category of people who will always be bad. Especially in Russia. Of course, we live in such a country and bla-bla-bla...We have scattered the nits on the whole innet. So that you don’t sleep at all! And the rest will get up as usual, and will not rush anywhere for an hour. Animals, this also applies.

to this:
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Is that how they do that???? to
(The prices are not accurate, but the norm is approximately that)
Why is the price of gasoline so different? Why is it so much more expensive than when oil was also $90? The wages of the miners were raised 10 times. Has the service traveled? I do not understand...
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Usually answers to such questions come either with age or after a question to the father.
And the answer is simple – it is a monopoly and it does not belong to those people who want to share with you.
But it becomes very interesting when you grow up and learn that they have established their monopoly on what does not belong to them, but to you.

On the dating site with one person in the profile:
"The whole of the sum"
I wonder, and does Sam know that she has achieved it all?

The Bayonnaise:

In the basement of an abandoned Moscow house in 1988, Alice, tell us who we will be when we grow up! You, Julia, are going to be a wizard – what is it??? - You, Fima, a dealer of injector diagnostic systems - WHY? You, Cole, are a system administrator – WHAT??? And you, sweetheart, columnist and blogger – guys, let’s beat her! As a man asks, and she flatters!

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The original was approximately like this:

You, Fima, will be a Mercediser – Who?
You will be the top manager. What is it?
You, Vasya, will be the driver of a sausage factory. And yes!! Let’s go, the losers!! to
And it was some of the ancient KVNs when it was still a cake.

When the title of the book fits the author’s name:
"Some questions of gas dynamics of explosion. Abby E.I. In 1997"