Go to the tool store.
A car brakes behind my back. This is a blonde "macaronine". Intelligence is absent.
I miss her forward.
She goes into the store and grills the seller.
B is:
- I need a deflorator of the firm of Markit... well... or something like that (I do not remember the name of the firm)
I look up and look at the seller. She is in shock.)
The Seller (P)
Again, girl, what you need
B is:
by Markit. Deflorator
I am already in the sleeve.
P is :
Do you know what a deflorator is???? to
B. with such indignation:
Well yes! They are breaking holes!! to

I couldn’t stand it anymore... I ran out.
Sitting on the stairs crying.

Once at the end of the session, the lecturer said, “Well, students, do you smell the end?”
After the ovations I understood what he said, even myself was surprised :-)

A long call:
The computer does not work! Repair it urgently! I cannot work!
The following is a standard set of questions in order to find out what happened, the answers are standard:
No... I didn’t touch... I didn’t do... I didn’t work... everybody... at all... everything... and even the radio was silent!
Is there light?
not there! In the whole area!

Dear Excellences and Excellences!
Do not write your name on the notes, let the simple mortals surrender.

Writing romantic sms is especially good when you want to fuck.

"From man to monkey two glasses of evolution."

(The Yellow Shirt)

I walked past the building of Lukoil on Clean ponds today. Up there before.

Red neon burned the inscription "Lukoil". The letters are gone, there is still

and only "oh" Crisis and fucking.

A visitor asks in the street at a moscovite:

How do I get to the Kremlin?

Did you come from Peter?

From Voronezh...

I am afraid you are not.

XXX: I was greeted by the shadows: "with a busty outburst"... fucking, or more accurately, you won't say

hohol (11:29:48 22/10/2008)
Does not work at all

L'ubov' (11:30:05 22/10/2008)
I need ginseng.

hohol (11:30:42 22/10/2008)
Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully, hopefully, hopefully, hopefully, hopefully.

Thirst, he was driving in the subway and here in the wagon falls a bush of metal in the children of bodom, you can see that you are about nothing. I was killed by his request, addressed to the people, to give up the seat to a passenger with children.

To the quote:
Last week I moved to a new office, the boss allowed everyone to choose their own workplace, of course I chose the back to the wall.
So the boss, shit shit, was not confused, and behind my back put a glamorous mirror of 2x3 meters.
<Sum1>

Can you imagine how many people you ruined? How many unthinkable bosses will read this and set up such devices throughout the country. Thinking more global hopes comrade

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Irena: (13:06) Yeah, I have to guess how much more, Fogel, right?
Irena: (13:15) fucking you are such a shit! Someone told me that this equation cannot be solved.
irena: (13:15) the cattle!
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Even horses are afraid of chickens. and sheep
That is nothing. I’m also afraid of sheep, especially the dumb ones, especially when driving.

I watched the series CSI: Place of Crime. There the man found a piece of compass at the scene of the crime, came to the laboratory, took an entire disc, drank the same piece out of it, inserted the piece he found, glued it, grabbed it into the computer and he had a reader.

O_O

First pair: "I want to spaaat....." Second pair: "I want to EAT!!!" The last couple: "I want to die..."- and so every day=)))))

Talk about OECD:

HHH: Yes, she is passing by where no car will pass anymore!! to
Under the bus? :D

Girl (5 years old, in the back seat of the car): Oh, Dad, look -
The Beton!
Driving by: Agha
Girl: I see the third concrete mixer today!
Father: Agha
Girl: Dad, do you have concrete mixers?
Dad (turning the concrete mixer): Well I’t say that very...
Girl: I like them very much. Which cars do you like more?
I like the BMW.
I like the BMW too. Most of all, I like BMW concrete mixers.

...
xxx> and now guess the song!
there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there
yyy> May the Force (c) Star Wars come with you
xxx> you are a sick animal! XD is

I downloaded porn in HDTV quality. It turned on a 42 inch telephone!
Even in real life the picture is worse.