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[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55496
 26.10.2011
Because the cat sat in the bathroom all day and endured, waiting for it to be released under the bed to suck!!! to
And then while I clean up there, I come into the hallway, and there is a shit.
I no longer know what to do. I’m so sorry for him that we’re so mocking him, so what do we do?>

I can give a few advice:
1st Pull the cat with the mouth in the sassy/sraky, and then show where to suck/srat. Apply this method until the cat learns to walk in the placed place;
2nd Drop the cat and apply the method of paragraph 1;
Three Find a female cat.
4 is Castration of the cat;
5 is Apply the HCP method (Hunger-Cold-Cold-Piddy) and then follow to point 1;
6 is Give a friend / girlfriend / neighbor to the village, or take to the country.
7 is Showing a shadow.
8 is Give it to the shell;


[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55495
 26.10.2011
xxx: I just understand that for the school year you need to eat a certain amount of shit and I try to eat more before the session to leave less for the session
YYY: Of course, what do you think about studying?

[ + 48 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55494
 26.10.2011
"... his wife is driving. They come to their fifth floor, the wife goes home. And he and his friend stay "parking" his ashes...
A friend sits behind the wheel as the least drunk, and twisting the wheels gives back simultaneously by hitting the next-staying bench... The owner of the car begins to get nervous and screaming in his heart. confuses the gas with the brake and crashes into the wall of his five-storey..."

xxx: playa... but do this woman - the war would not be: "baby they are babies", "baby behind the wheel"...

YYY: We, as beings of the higher order, have higher demands.

XXX: What is it?

We are goddesses, we are goddesses!!!We must not confuse the gas with the brake! 😉


[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55493
 26.10.2011
Think: Tell me, do I need a planner?
Asquante: porn with a finger?
Specification: mmm
Mystery: You’ve just determined what I’ll spend 15-20k of the New Year’s Prize
Myth: I want a tablet, and I couldn’t come up with it, but I need it. But now...
Thought: In general, thank you

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55492
 26.10.2011
taxman: instead of a luxury tax, I propose to introduce a tax on unicorns
luxary: ah, a family where there is a unicorn, paying a tax for it as luxury ))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55491
 26.10.2011
Krab: Listen I bought a WinRar license, help me install?! to
Jabs: User - "Krab" added to the ignorant list

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55490
 26.10.2011
My friend laughed today. Further from his words:
The general’s son is just a fairy idiot. This morning, when he once again got me to his stupid, he said to him, say that you are approaching the pitecantrop in terms of quality of thinking. And he asks me who is a petecantrope.
I, realizing that I was somewhat upset, replied that this is a philosopher such, medieval, ah.
The fifteenth minute passes, and the rabbit calls the pope and says, “Behold, you call me a fool, and some people compare me to a philosopher in their thoughts, to this... as his... ". Okay though, I didn't remember, or I'd definitely lulled out of the gender.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55489
 26.10.2011
On the professional examination, leaving the oculist's office:
Bad vision is compensated by good memory and intuition.
by sun_jumper

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №55488
 26.10.2011
News discussion: "Today on the market in the range:

- Stretching the bubble - you can smooth up the wrinkles, make it leaner or lush.
- You can make small lips a "bunt" or cut off all the ugly things from them.
- You can increase large sex lips or make them raise.
You can do something with the clitoris.
You can be a virgin again.
- You can "enlarge the G-spot" and a lot more."

And how our grandmothers and great-grandmothers lived without this and gave birth to 5-8 children - I don't mind.

Yyy: Sorry for the mat, but as one clever grandfather said, it’s because you used to fuck and kiss your lips, and now it’s the opposite.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55487
 26.10.2011
I like the English language. This is a beautiful phrase in Russian "writing to death" translated to "to doom to the doom"(

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55486
 26.10.2011
Jehovah’s Witnesses woke up, I told them that since you exist – there is no God... and went on to sleep)))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №55485
 26.10.2011
A well-coordinated four-foot can simultaneously give 39 pendels.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №55484
 26.10.2011
To become rich I am hindered by laziness, decency and women.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55483
 26.10.2011
Not my, I stole from one of the drivers.)

Rostov, this evening, 21-30 My favourite car park is behind Maggie. With full packages from Finn-Flayer and the sportsmaster, I look like a car. There is a parking evacuator around it. Interested, I stop, smoke and look. The man rotates with the belt.
What do you want to do with her?
to pull...
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
It is wrong...
I see. The truck stands clearly in the parking cell, like on the ambulance.
No no man. It looks like it’s right... I don’t understand what you want from her.
Per no person has a lighthouse, here on it and came to the store. and no
Is it big for your machine?
He’s sleeping, on the floor, inside, or pretending, you see,
by Zohran. And I’ll get three thousand from him, and then fucking he’ll prove that he’s right.
was standing.(Swing, curving on the ground, rope under the rear axle)
Oh man, you won’t take her away.
And why?
It’s on the towel, I guess.
Well and what? I worked at Gazon, they have a towel on the rear axle.
and no-no
The motor swings, the back is lifted on the pillows. Then the channels break.
Oh man, it won’t go out. A car of 2007, with a towel for both.
The disk...
The man moves to the front, and slipping on the blade, he sets two more ropes under the front axis.
No man, it won’t come out. Is this a plastic buffer? Here I am for you.
For him, I will break the butt much before you turn on the swallow.
What is it, yours?
- My, or whose (taking his keys out of the fire lock)
Call the person who ordered you to evacuate this car.
Director of the Trade Center. Because as a buyer I fucking you
I will be Nipadetska, with the challenge of GAI.
The man goes with dignity. I honestly wait for him for 15 minutes, writing a note on the front glass of the following content:
"The car keys in a blue plastic toilet for drivers under a pad for entering the Leroy Merlin unloading zone. With respect, a constant buyer of Mega.” I wait another five minutes, take off and heat the keys in the promised place and take off. On the way back from the city, I go there out of pure curiosity. With satisfaction, I note: an evacuator at the same place, in the toilet and the light of the lamp. has succeeded.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №55482
 26.10.2011
A provider from the sixth city pharmacy with a 20-year experience, while on vacation in Iran, during the tour accidentally decoded the clinker
26th century BC.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55481
 26.10.2011
Going for a new job. There are only two people in my department: me and the boss. His name is Andrew, and I am Eugene, but for some reason no one can remember my name and they always ask either Andrew or not Andrew.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №55480
 26.10.2011
About marrying Igor, a long thin programmer with whom I have been friends for 10 years, a girl who has divorced a "chic German" and a wealthy beauty man.

You have read a passage from the book "Legends and myths of programmers"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55479
 26.10.2011
One time I’ve stumbled, now I say hello all my life.
c) Boxttter

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55478
 26.10.2011
shiva1: Skype at each launch offers me to put as an avatar a photo from the webcam, which immediately shows me. To show such horrors.

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55477
 26.10.2011
xxx: find on Wikipedia the article "Cristianism",just about you.
Okay, I’ll look for it tomorrow.

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