I lived without the internet for 18 days!! to

1st On the first day I did homework. He took out the garbage, washed the floors, cleaned up everywhere.
2nd The next day I washed my windows and watched TV. It felt like a breakdown without the internet was about to begin.
Three The lump began. He was depressed all day. I screamed at the cat.
4 is Take out rubbish. There was nothing to clean. I screamed at the cat again. and stupid. I read free newspapers.
5 is On the fifth day, I started watching the series on NTV. It became bad.
6 is The sixth day started in front of the TV. I saw in the Galileo program a story about air snakes. The remainder of the day
7 is It was an air serpent! He broke a knife and used all the cellophane found in the house. Hungry the cat.
8 is He went to the sea to launch an air snake. Liked it.
9 is I decided to do sport. I ran around the house in the evening. Neighbors are confused.
10 is ......

On the nineteenth day, the Internet was connected. He removed the air serpent from the closet. He stopped running. I have eaten a lot. I stopped communicating with people. I hate the internet!! to

I saw the ad..."Lost a young woman 25 years old. Special signs: a terrible goat, yesterday went to the ho* - and did not return..."

** In the chat comes "Over ~4GHz", meet!
** "Over ~4GHz" changed its name to "Over ~5GHz"
[Over ~5GHz]: People, who knows where in Moscow you can buy liquid nitrogen?
[Over ~5GHz]: and contactless temperature meter
[Over ~5GHz]: In exchange for information, I will give two dead people (on a brick)

Correspondence in contact:

I: Are we familiar?
This is a game in Wormix.
I mean spam.
Human: Spam is a advertisement or internet link that is sent back by bots. and this is an invitation to become a friend on the principle of common interest - games in wormix))
I: spam, it is a company that produced fish canned and thanks to active and annoying advertising became a nickname.
You are boring, don’t write me anymore!

These widths of lightning undermine my dignity.

47-year-old Ken Charles Barger accidentally shot himself in Newton City in December when he woke up from a phone call standing next to his bed. Instead of a telephone, he took a 38 caliber Smith-and-Wesson cellphone and pressed on it, bringing it to his ear.

That’s what I understand – misspellers)))

Are you sick?
I’m cold and I’m at home.
- At work with such wounds are sent to the labour market, not to sit at home. The only respectable reason is the loss of the limb, then give one day of hospital - go out to pick up a prosthetic.

I will go to fight with the sewage subsoil, with the alien creatures, with the miserable hole, and with the cursed aliens.
YYY: Are you fucking going?
XXX is yes.

Discussion SATA-II 2Tb Hitachi 7200rpm on the computer store website

X: I would have done a great deal for such a winchester—only my young man is embarrassed to offer me.
Y: Yeah, you’re outraged, prostitute, 4k for a mine. Go from here.

Sometimes doing a course late in the evening, behind the wall, the neighbor was having sex. I’m tired of listening to the girls’ breaths and understanding how good the neighbor is now. In general, I called my girlfriend and wanted to invite her to the "night at the candles". When I called, I heard a familiar ringing outside the wall. This is how I struck my girlfriend in betrayal. is cool?

by zastuka.li

(14:20:24) nn: But the main thing is not the quality but the style
(14:20:29) nn: nn
(14:20:34) nn: nnn
(14:20:35) tchc: :D
(14:20:38) nn: nn
(14:20:44) nnn: nnn
(14:20:47) nnn: nnn
14:21:04) Q: Do you have a hiccups?
(14:21:08) nn: no o_o
14:21:32) and why do you not hit the keys?
(14:21:44) nnn: hz
14:21:56) nn: hands like I don’t shake
(14:22:01) nn: * trembling
I can see it. ?

Today I am passing by a big burning wash. There are cars nearby, and so on. A young couple stands next to each other and, dragging their heads to each other, look expressively at the fire.
The fucking romance.
Dude_de_vanO_o

in the forum
Please name from 5 to 10 volumes of Dubrovsky.
Yyy: If I were in Dubrovnik 10 volumes I would have left school in 8th grade)

Talk about Ash. Girl and Boy (D)
I don’t like to dress myself.
d) I too
I like to chew gently.
P) What? O_O

With no hassle, the hopper does not reach the ability of an ordinary wife to doze and shake the grandmothers.

Q: What to write at the end?
A: The conclusion is usually the outcome of everything written.
A: That’s why it’s so important.
A: And what is the outcome?
Q: What did I do with all this stuff?
Better to lie here :)

Life is just a bunch of everything that happens. c) Homer Simpson

How can we reduce the number of hungry and unhappy people in the world?
Go and sing...

The evening. The older sister - a blonde (30 years old) is watching a movie on television. In advertising, I switch to broadcasting about other planets and worlds.
Blonde is Fou! That you are watching? How can it be interesting...?
I: You don’t understand, it’s so fascinating, maybe there’s another reasonable life elsewhere...
(According to the planet Pluto)
I: Did you know that a year on Pluto lasts 250 Earth years?
Blonde: In the sense? o_o
I: Well, Pluto makes one orbit around the Sun in 250 years
The Blonde: Aaa! This is how the year counts!!! to

I talk to a friend on the phone.
How to say in English: Mom, am I pregnant?
zzz: Mom, I'm pregnant...
here I hear behind me a whistle...broken cup and mom O. o fuck barely denied))here is a friend, here is a friend)))