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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №55476
 26.10.2011
XXX: In 2009, the universe was completed.
xxx: I dream today that I have not been the first couple for two years, how do I get them, I will give them, I don't even know the faces?! to
And then I was obscured in a dream, fucking - I am now earning good money - I forget.
XXX: And still missed the job.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55475
 26.10.2011
Customer in the store:
Here I see you have two sets: one with a shelf and the other without a shelf. Please tell me, how are they different?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №55474
 26.10.2011
Comments on the video of the accident involving LADA-Priora:
XXX: Is the safety pillow in Priora working?
WOW: Of course it worked!! “Multiple fractures, stroke of the brain, rupture of almost all organs!” Do you think that after the accident? XD is

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №55473
 26.10.2011
The head of the department of UBEP GUVD in Moscow Nikolai Nazimok: “Networks are dangerous because they form a network of networks.”

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55472
 26.10.2011
(G)>tfu, up and overtook...with the grandmother in the lips
(J2)>> With a man in his lips - does it not shake? What a double person.
(M1) >>> Fu, presented as with a man in his lips - overturned
(M2) >>>> presented as with a man in his lips - turned over

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №55471
 26.10.2011
What is the name of a man who can’t do it twice?
by Dmitry Anatolyevich.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55470
 26.10.2011
Hi my dear :)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Sorry, I forgot to change the language. and :)
WOW: What are you writing? I went to Nafig!
XHHH (translated from Arabic)
I forgot it again. What am I writing?
WOW: What are you fooling there?! to
xhhh : idiot, silence repeat (translated from Arabic)
Oh what, I forgot it again. Stop, what happened again?
You are a fool! I have an automatic translator that translates everything!!! to
The UPS...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55469
 26.10.2011
In the news found:
The more friends on Facebook, the more brains British scientists have.

British scientists have no friends on Facebook.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55468
 26.10.2011
From the news:
In 2010, the Russian market for cookies grew by 7.2%.

The dark side is getting stronger.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55467
 26.10.2011
xxx: new technology stucco, hell power of my mobile phone in 80-90 years would be enough to control satellites, and there is no norm of inactivity.

XXX: It’s already half a minute, I’ll see it soon))

yyy: And my cell phone would replace the main computer of the country in the year 85, which was in 4 sports halls.

xxx: wow, and the ass as rubbed with the newspaper and luckily rub, and no you shells, as in the film with Stallone "Destroyer")))))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55466
 26.10.2011
~Angel~, 24.10.2011 22:28:37
I go to bed or I die of fatigue. Are we fighting in a week? Okay?

[ + 61 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55465
 26.10.2011
The Moscow city court on Monday ruled that it would prohibit the live broadcast of the reality show "House-2". The trial, which has lasted for more than a year, was once resolved in the same way, but now the decision of the court is final.

I prayed every day for this abortion, it was done!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №55464
 26.10.2011
Letter to a girl:
I: And who will you be?
It is the operator of the set.
I: In what language will you write? I hope not in Russian.
On to the Russians! and what?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №55463
 26.10.2011
The wife puts the child:
- All, close your eyes, sleep... in order to grow big and strong, you need to sleep a lot, eat well (thinking pause) - and do not squeeze your fingers in the socket.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55462
 26.10.2011
I stood near the entrance of a friend, waiting for him. The girl approached and called the home phone with the words "Alahakbar", the call dropped and she did not work, she called again, saying "Sezam open!" and the door was opened. XD is

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №55461
 26.10.2011
Yulia
But it is so. girls why it's harder to find a couple - she's not going to go to a guy with a bouquet, say.
Alexis
Come with beer.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №55460
 26.10.2011
From the website about animals and branches about the duration of sexual intercourse in them))

The xxx:
Many sources in the tyrant claim that the longest sexual intercourse was recorded in the grimling snakes and it lasted 23 hours. But we know that in fact, the sexual intercourse of a person trying to make the driver for the ATI video card under Linux work normally can last much longer. and :-)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №55459
 26.10.2011
It is a pity that there is no "International Day of the Goat", I would like to congratulate some.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №55458
 26.10.2011
XXX: Urgently
YYY :?
xxx: The working key of the product win hp about sp3
YYY: Professional
YYY :?
xxx: yes
yyy: fucking, they are not copied, pidders
XXX: Write this
YYY: First in line
yyy: IDI49-VJOPU-XUY58-TEBE6-1NAH3
YYY: How is it?
XXX: SPS man saved
YYY: ROFL
YYY: *ROFL* *ROFL*
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: Read carefully
I am early 😉
XXX: The Fuck
YYY: You should have entered
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: I'm serious shit, monik sffotkaja install goes on
XXX: Fighting
Damn, give me the key to Abramovich's account

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55457
 25.10.2011
f-stein: I personally conducted a scientific test, taking myself as the only subject.
f-stein: The test showed that of all the subjects, I was the happiest, smartest and sexiest.

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