Even if you are smart, it is not a guarantee that all your enemies are fools.

Borders and Customs.

Parents needed to be taken out, urgently, the mother was sick, and then the father fell asleep with a heart attack, I flew to Latvia, Finns, then explain - why they and why it was a mistake.
I'm nervous, not sleeping - the father, apparently, is working on a repeat heart attack, the mother is weak, how to bring them to Los Angeles - unclear...
The actors of the Riga Academic Theatre ate all the vodka, Kalnytsh no longer stood on his feet, they tired me quickly, the benefit of the flight between New York and Helsinki at seven o’clock.
I fly from Helsinki to Riga, empty airport, only our small aircraft, the suitcases are empty too, quickly passed the border guards and customs, I leave - no one meets...
A bad sign.
On a taxi home, Riga is dark, dark, waiting.
I run home, lie down, barely got up to meet, dad immediately started angina, nitroglycerin under the tongue, nitroglycerin ointment on the chest, released the breast frog, so what are you treating?
All treatment is correct, German drugs, but the formulas are familiar, correct, why is there no effect?! to
Where are the medicines?
Purchased for sale! Humanitarian aid, my former professor earned this dirty hashtag, fell...
But why doesn’t it work, right?
There was a simple guess - the medications were outdated, years of edak for five years.
Translated it to his drugs, from the United States, it is not fresh - his father changed his mind to die, gathered together, filled suitcases with what they could, ruined the nest - his father said with bitterness, the old people can not tolerate the changes...
They sold the apartment for money, gave all the property to old friends of my mother from Latgalia, on the way, with God.
This was my worst evacuation of sick people.
In Riga, one wheelchair for the entire airport, alternately I drive them to the border, one by one I pass the border, by hand on the plane, in an hour to Helsinki, a little better, the wheelchair there is enough for both, the Finnish foreigner was stuck - get up and pass, I told to call the elder, embarrassed, they went across the border.
So let’s sit down to fly, lords, give me seven hours, at home I know what to do, let’s fly, lords...
I know what I'm dealing with - unstable angina, a sure sign of an imminent heart attack, my father's heart is catching in rest.
And for my Jewish happiness - we do not take off, trouble, then, so, the ice must be melted, three hours on the brake stood, I cursed myself, it had to be through London or Amsterdam, fucking Finland.
And so I smile, I talk, I am entertaining my father, my mother was sleeping, I flew, the air was fresh, I gave my father nitroglycerin - bring him to the toilet, soon we are going to land, Kennedy, home!
It is necessary to pay tribute to the American workers of Finney - the wheelchairs at the entrance, they are first taken out of their hands, so it seems, everything, you can start to breathe easier...
How I was wrong! Don’t say hop until Chop has moved.
Parents flew through border controls and customs in minutes, in wheelchairs, customs officers still handed them suitcases.
Looking around, where is my son?
My son reminded...
At passport control, a beautiful high latinos, beautiful rarely work on federals, shame on my papers, and really weak, I have to admit.
I was tired and started to squeeze right, she told me to keep silent, another word and you will go in handcuffs, arrested.
Follow me in the border monkey, sit down and wait for the eldest.
He came, the old black man, looked at me, doctor? Is it one? - No, my parents are being treated in California, they are waiting for me, everything has passed, they are worried, probably.
He returned my papers, found the necessary excuse, ordered to release, advised not to experience the fate anymore, you will talk in an immigration prison, even send you nowhere, no passports, except for the passed Soviet, there is no... that is true, it is true, there is no.
Yes it passed!
And again I rushed, the customs, my two huge suitcases filled with bed linen, silver spoonfuls and part of the family service - the customsman did not immediately like it, the young man left for two weeks and brought a mountain of undeclared barrel.
from where?
Bring back your goodness, I always travel like this.
The red border guard, a Jew, with a strong Brooklyn accent — red from anger, why do you need 10 plates and 12 tablespoons for two weeks of travel?!?! to
I have an allergy...
What kind of allergy? He even wept out of anger, poor.
And one who prohibits the use of someone else's dishes or underwear, all his relationship with himself, nonsense, of course, but nothing better comes to mind.
Not that he believed me, most likely, I got him by my arrogance.
Burk - go on, go on.
He reunited with his parents, took us on an electric car to another terminal, took us to the plane on the wheelchairs, the stewardesses looked at the elderly and gave them two rows in the center, put them to sleep, treasure, night flight, half empty plane.
On the flight to California - sunrise, landing, the elderly are taken to relatives, home, the whole puppy in full composition - again together.
Come, your great works.

The following word.
The father was operated two weeks later, the mother was treated and they lived for many years, they traveled a lot, the mother scratched from the soul and bred flowers, the father went to the synagogue on Saturdays, on Thursdays - to the Philharmonic, a calm good careless old age...
What I wish you, reader.

The Kremlin is monitoring the situation in Kiev.
The situation in Voronezh, Chita and Saratov Kremlin to fool.

We will send our best team.
Will our best team be offended?

I delivered a new pen and wrote the word test. When you start writing, it means writing. earned...

A friend appealed to one of the municipal services, a dialogue between a friend (Z) and a girl in the office (D):
D: You have a delayed mandate, I can’t help you at the moment.
Q: How late is it? The mandate is valid for six months, issued in May, now October - 5 months.
D: I’m right, I say it’s been six months.
A: Oh... how is it?! to
D: I have 5 fingers on my hand! That is half a year.
A: Girl, at least 12 months a year.
D: Well yes. I have five fingers on my hand.

I saw an announcement on Avito:

I reinstall Windows. for food.
P.S No more than three transfers per night.

Capitalism is like this: somebody gets a margin, and somebody gets a hert morse.

Chuck and Gek
I will reveal a terrible secret.
It is a work of the epoch when it was fashionable to encrypt something great in children's names (Vladimir Lenin - Vladimir Lenin, Ouschminald - Otto Yulievich Schmidt on the ice).
So, quite normal names for that period: Chuk - Chukotsky Komsomolets, Hek - Hero of Kamchatka. They were born and lived in the Far East. ;)

1 And after a year the goats and shrimp grew up, which no one had to eat, and they ate all the harvest. Millions died of hunger.
Prefer to die of hunger but not eat goats and shrimp?
1: Yes, the podi simply did not calculate the harvesting capacity - they were prepared grain harvesting combinations, not sardines. And with the time missed - the goose is early.

Brother: Why is your camera eye on the notebook glued with a piece of sticker? I have seen a lot of things lately...
I: Are you watching me?
Special services of Ukraine? And what do you think this bite will help?
I: - What a secret service, such a protection!

Wonder Woman claims 15 nominations
This is the story of a strong, independent woman, forced to perform feats instead of these damned men. I think 10 Oscars will definitely take, but 15 is unlikely, for this it was necessary to add a black gay with a difficult past to the film.
WOW: Or she would eventually say she was a man before.
ZZZ: And also the Negro

A rape in which a woman does not mind is probably when a man is raped. Other options are not invented.

I remembered the most stubborn shit I’ve ever seen.
This joke was made by my husband on a fan forum called My Little Pony. And the entrance question there sounded like "Pony meat is a pony or a concept?"

September 27, 2017 – Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner died.
October 18, 2017 - Playboy magazine for the first time named a transgender girl of the month. and :-(

Whoever comes to us with the ball, we will lose. c) The Russian Federation

And how would people treat deductions, how and what their money is spent, if each month they had to personally go and give a third of the money they earned?

The Third!! The PFF!
My friend, if you get 40,000 rubles, then the employer pays you about 65 trillion rubles.
Then of them 30% in the PFR and FSS, then 13% - the NDFL. They do it for you.
Then you get your forty and, attention, all you spend them on, also contains VAT 18% (well, with small exceptions).
Additional taxes (alcohol, cigarettes and fuel) You do not drink, you do not smoke - that means you pay tax only for fuel both directly and as part of the price of the goods (the same transport was delivered to the warehouse and to the store). Plus property and car taxes.
Approximately, this is about 15-20% of your remaining money.
Now count - if your work costs 65 rubles, you get 40 rubles on your hands, and you really spend 26 rubles on everything. And 39 thousand rubles for you gets the state. And they also ride on foreign markers, "repair" roads and everything else.
Consciously? Of your salary, you have 26, and the officials have 39. They all come up with ways to cut you off...

Tania is crying loudly.
The Honour of Tanya
Honour, a big goose, not a ball
Must be guarded

to this
Q: It is fun. Previously, they said "Girls will dry on it", and now "Girls will flow on it".
There was no sex in the USSR, so it dried up.

Previously, it was believed when love was real - that a person in love from unshared love ceases to eat, sleep, etc., thinking about the object of his passion. From here and "dry"
in the meaning of "dry", i.e. to lose. And to the sex organs it had nothing to do with it.)

It is true! Lord the capitalists! Take me to work at one of your enemy intelligence schools, where I will show you how we really live for a lot of money. I don’t know the secrets of the military, but I’ll teach mentality. Connect to IP.

No, Artem Pogorjelov, residing at the address: Mr. Barnaul, street The Marines, d 3A and KV. 54; you will not be contacted by IP.