I sit behind the notepad, listen to the edge of my ear as something about cats is told on TV. They said that cats could be representatives of a different civilization. In a joke, I say to my cat "Well, Alien, let me go". She looked at me so expressively and whispered so meaningfully that I thought.

xxx: Today overnight reviewed all five parts of the "Destination Point".
XXX: You can’t sit right now.

In November, the educational version of SimCity will be released, which will help children understand the basics of urban management.

xxx: I offer theoretical physicists to train through Half-Life

Happiness so quickly turns into another Experience that you do not have time to remember.

It was five years ago. He took the test to change his rights. I will not name the place. Whoever knows, can take a cake from the shelf. Here, we came, therefore, to the corresponding GIBDDulin, we all explored, all paid, climbed to the desired second floor, entered the corner and got into the atmosphere of specific nervousness.
People somewhere to the window climbs, something is trying to ask-explain-documents to push... those who are already on the approach in the row grumbling, those who are far in the row screaming not to let anyone, and from all this action forms such a crowd that you do not especially see for whom you occupied, you begin to strain yourself, look for whom you are standing behind, and still mint, apologize, the policeman in the ambrasure is ripping, trying to remotely bring order,... in short, everyone is aware. Come together and leave.
And here, in the midst of this violence, the door opens and such a luxurious law enforcement officer leaps into the gap that has formed, lazyly bypasses this slandering crowd and so targets the TV in the corner under the ceiling of this unit. Television revived and issued a screenshot of the "Caucasian Prisoner"...
Thro the film, there was a quiet silence in the hall, interrupted only by the cries of a policeman in an ambrasure. The faces of the people were calm and joyful, the men stood and smiled. Someone smiled quietly, someone shamefully and modestly, someone childishly directly and broadly...
Everyone who rushed somewhere, demanded something to be done quickly, now and without a turn, immediately found the time to just stand and see how bambarbia Kirgudu... When the Shurik's arrivals ended and the people again turned their attention to the menta, the lush made his focus again. And the people with the same delight and joy looked already at the arrival of Semen Semenych Gorbunkov. And there were no screams, no slings, no rings.
Only when they shouted the right surname, distracted themselves from the film, approached the end, got what they needed and quietly left. It was as if they had returned to reality. The mood was, by the way, very positive. And that, agree, is expensive...

Having calculated the number of immigrants in Moscow and the benefit they bring on construction, the Moscow authorities came to the conclusion that it would be more profitable to expel the Moscovites from the capital.

QA: I don’t want to scratch the developer bugs, I’m a boy, I want a radio-controlled helicopter!

Straga: On the new law on payment 30t.r. In the divorce.
You come to the village to your grandmother in five years, and she gives you the latest news: Do you remember Pacha? He got along with Lenka and now lives with her. Lenka is married to Vitka. They are divorced and officially married. And Vitka now lives with a woman who is married to Vanka.

gnido: how do you do trading??? That is gesture! I trade less than a week on coin amounts and already the goose is compressed and the gray hair has added.
Kazyabr: gnido, this is what we do :) The trader’s eggs are steel, but covered with gray hair

From Habr:

xxx: Probably, the record holders of porting for almost all platforms are Tetris, Snake, Arkanoids, Sockbans... and Doom.
yyy: The porting record is Hello World.

What was Newton’s name?
by Bin.
(from the teaching forum on how students burn)

Have you ever had sex?
Alex: No, but I saw my brother do this.

From the discussion of computer science teachers:

I once showed my ass.

As a starting point was the phrase, “do what you want and show that it works.” I did a game where on the second level I painted my ass with love.

At the delivery of the work I started the game, he twisted a couple of times, set a score and asked to record on the disk so that he could play at home. I, smiling, fulfilled his request. Because I knew there would be no more courses on his subject.

When "creative girls" get in hr, the following requirements appear in the vacancies:

Excellent knowledge of SQL
–...
Ability to assess their incompetence in related fields

From the multivarka discussion:
For such a dispersed housewife like me, who goes to the internet forgetting that the pot begins to roast as soon as it stops cooking, the multivarka turned out to be a real salvation.

How did you fix it?
by YYY
The xxx tcp package is blown up so that the content does not fall out? and :)
YY is not.
YYY engaged engineer in his ass

Discussion of the news "Metro Kiev can be filled with sounds of nature" on site:

SAnd: I want to hunt lions at night in the savannah! Turn off the lights in the cars in the tunnels.

α: In 2011 Lurkomorye moved: lurkmore.to
β: If they move somewhere again, then it will be possible to state on all grounds that Lurkomorie is no longer.to!

The proof that mankind will discover travel into the past is "Apple on the plate" from Russian fairy tales - how would a medieval man be able to explain the iPad?

Credit is evil!
WOW: This is an outcast anti-Semitism!