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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №104564
 25.10.2014
Maybe I need to change my blanket for winter.
Have you not changed yet?
– NOA
I changed the wheels three weeks ago, and the blanket is still summer!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №104563
 25.10.2014
Illustration on Concentration or How to Learn Something About School from a First Class Student

Who are you sitting with in mathematics?
Noah, with a girl.
What is the name of the girl?
How do I know?? to
Does she know your name?
He knows! I said today...
Ask her what her name is tomorrow.
Why? → I will not remember anyway.

Who are you sitting with in Russian?
With the boy...
What is the boy’s name?
You ask me, how do I know them all? (Who are all these people? and PRIM. The translator

Who are you sitting with in English?
Noah... Noah...
Or at least with a boy or a girl?
Mommy, don’t distract me, let me think!! to
It’s been 5 minutes – A! With no one! I sat alone today.

[ + 33 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104562
 25.10.2014
I want to patent!

How good to be a woman! We do not need to measure the vagina.
– – – – –
The centimeter scale on the phalloimiter is brilliant!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104561
 25.10.2014
I thought I wanted to be a zombie.
Zombies are very ambitious, they have a purpose. High, I would say, stretches to the brain. And they go through it, despite all the obstacles and distractive cries of victims.))) I lack this.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104560
 25.10.2014
To find a man, you have to think like a man.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104559
 25.10.2014
Bee > who is BECAP?
Naevus > The evil god who punishes IT technicians if they do not offer him sacrifices regularly.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104558
 25.10.2014
Palich: It’s cold, it’s time to get a button phone.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104557
 24.10.2014
xxx: assess the question from the assistant: "and how does the patch panel differ from the candle?"
I can't find words to answer.
Leave him, don’t bother him.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104556
 24.10.2014
Eating at the workplace.
When a telephone worker worked nearby, each piece of sausage had to be inspected for external smd components, and then the work became little and the pieces could already be checked for light.
At home, he ate лан8720, and it clung to the sandwich. Still still alive.
Neighbors (little still) - scattered purchases from the store and ate the tape 0805, such as very small candy. There has never been a clear explanation from them.
Two cats compounded the batteries in 2025, they just missed something in the body, I decided that it was a batch.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104555
 24.10.2014
I put my 5 cm... that is, copecs. I am a woman, I had men with different members. Please do not read more Morphology.
I remember the giant - I didn't measure it, but it was more than 22 and thick. So, there was nothing to do with him, in fact, except to look, he didn't even get into his mouth. Sexual intercourse is always "on a half-pound", it was necessary to pick monotonous poses without deep penetration, otherwise before the orgasm he could involuntarily tick deeper, and this is very painful. Of course, there was no talk about anale.
There were also dwarfs - somewhere 8-10 cm, in the mouth talked like a finger, in the vagina was almost not felt, the anal could be done, but you want to do this occasionally and on this sexual life is difficult to build. After all, such a member can always be replaced by a finger, but the opposite will not work.
The most pleasant and versatile members - 12-17 cm, proportional, with them, as they say, in any hole you can.
So if you are in this range, be calm. Everyone else has their shortcomings...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104554
 24.10.2014
Do I understand you correctly? On weekends, a retiree who has spent a working week cleansing from 5 to 15 apartments made per week, for 1-2 hours each, and spends from 5 to 30 hours on it, right? And you meant exactly the retiree, and not some biological robot there with increased strength and wear resistance?
......................
Maybe I'm a bit out of the subject, but judging by what balloons the fragile retirees pull and with what force they push in the subway, the retiree and the biorobot with enhanced strength - it's somewhere nearby.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104553
 24.10.2014
of Moscow. Snowmen shot down a private plane.
of Yekaterinburg. The truck hit the liner.

It is a war of machines. People better not interfere.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104552
 24.10.2014
A beautiful story... Only the doors in the gallion open inside... And so – it’s fun.
~ ~ ~
I specifically looked at the requirements for the design of ships... Nifiga, the doors should be opened outside. It is forbidden to lock them. History could well be.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104551
 24.10.2014
Answers

Q: Do you have women on a dating site looking for a sponsor?
WOW: How to say - at least they act honestly, immediately indicating their requests.
ZZZ : No
kkk: "If you want to live, learn to turn". They want to live, and they only know how to turn on...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104550
 24.10.2014
The Kharkiv Forum. D̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s̲s?

Hello guys... here are all the programmers and maybe the one I’m going to tell you about now or his colleagues will read it... and will understand how low he did...

In general, we work for a small salary and for a found employee we get a bonus of $ 500 to $ 1,500. The salary is hardly enough for food. We currently have a huge shortage of JavaScript developers. I managed to find one and call for an interview. It can be seen that a person does not need it especially, but what you will not do to close the desired position...
He scheduled a meeting in a crowded place near the thermometer after work... and when we met he said he was happy but on the condition... generally he offered me... to satisfy him. And the next day I call to clarify the time to go to work and he says you know I changed my mind.
I want to say that it’s ugly... so put a man and how do I live with it now?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104549
 24.10.2014
- Boy, why did you throw a puddle by the urn? What are you taught in the garden?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104548
 24.10.2014
Your mother, go to the forums! People laughed and laughed and laughed. (

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104547
 24.10.2014
N: This morning I discovered the most epic theft in a decade. I can’t stop rubbing yet.
Weather is corrupt, on the street rain and minus, everything is smoothly modeled to asphalt and other surfaces. Hollow ice, in general, and concentrated despair. On the garage hangs a hanging castle, on which an ancient shamanic shelter from freezing is put on the top - a cut plastic bottle.
I come, and she is not. It was found in the neighbor's castle through two garages. Did he stick to the gate a note that he is a fool, now I think to leave him a combat trophy or throw out of value at all?)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104546
 24.10.2014
here
10:58, 22 October 2014
Forbidden to sell in Crimea
Alcohol at night
Selling alcoholic drinks
It is not possible from 10:00 to
23:00 am
The new law will not affect
People who produce
Products with ethylene
Alcohol for Personal
Use without purpose
The sales.
""""""""
Crimean nights from 10 to 23

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104545
 24.10.2014
What is cold? In a month, winter will come.

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