An intelligent person will never say "bossack". He will tell "what passage".

Fuck it was yesterday.
Yyy: What is it?
Xxx: I used to have my puppy on my desk, and today I put a saw clown on the full screen.
You may not continue :D
Xxx: So here, I come tired at 12 I turn on the computer...

XXX: The Earth and the Air. In one dish is mixed: Baltica No. 9, cheap wine, port wine, vodka (minimum mass share) and Coca-Cola. The resulting drink must be poured into a plastic cup, consumed and counted to ten. At the “10” account there is a misleading effect. Let us try? ^ ^ ^
I am not drinking cola.

Sasha, you are a normal person. You do not suffer from sclerosis, the vision is perfect. Every day you drive to the center at the same time on the same transportation. So how? How did you get on the wrong bus?? to
alt-f4: Hey, distance, if you wrote the code at midnight, the 3rd bus would confuse with the 11th >:\

What kind of hero can I not watch the video? I am from Latvia, your mother... I don’t live in Narnia, my country is real!!! to

News from Yandex:
In Zlatoust of the Chelyabinsk region, a 15-year-old student stole a tram and carried passengers on it for about 40 minutes, the city police to the agency "Interfax-Ural".

I feel like this guy and the elevator can steal.

"What is it? Where is? When?", the end of the autumn games, everyone went out to the garden.
The voice of the host: "And now on the first channel screenplay of the novel Paulo Coelho "Veronica decides to die""
Club reaction:"Ooooow..." and clear cries from the crowd "Facebook! Tagged with"

I love our experts.

and Ura. I met a man who reads the terms of lienzia when installing programs, until the end of m then thinks to agree or not, sorry that the German

The evening. My husband calls the phone. The Conversation :
Well... Well... Well, I’ll think...
Who was calling? I am asking.
and calumny. He calls us in visit, on the way, he notes something.
and yes? Hm... what did he say?
- He said, I quote: "Bevebuakhe, beve, be"....

Are you a natural blonde?
No, not painted
Why didn’t you like brunettes?
How did you know I was a brunette before?? to

xxx: When I was a little girl, I walked all over the mess by the servo, I thought what were the portraits of my uncle?
xxx: No, in principle, the white-haired guy in the shirt could still go down for my mom’s brother. But who was the second—a thin, pale man with black beards and a uniform—was a mystery to me.
xxx: then only grew up and realized that these uncles are Yesenin and Lermontov

X: What the hell is the eye sprinkled
Y is connectivity?
X: No, the unlimited Internet.

NoFly 42
by 21:15
By the way, all people are different!

White_Pawn
by 21:15
in fact the same) I speak as a future pathologist))))

The new version of the film "Three Musketeers" to the complete absurdity not enough only vampires.

I saw the story in the store.
There is a guy in the gift department, it is apparent that he does not know what to choose. And he decided to ask the seller’s advice (a cute 25-year-old girl).
Asks: "Imagine you are my girlfriend, what would you like to get from me as a gift?"
She looked at him so selectively, and thoughtfully said, “A piece of soap and a rope.”

From the discussion of OpenOctaveMidi 2011 release:
xxx: What is "stable", it is not working. Audience is falling. Creation/deletion of tracks – fall.
YYY: In the time of Emagic Logic 5.5 for Windows, the latter fell from a sharp mouse movement. This is how calm sound directors were raised. In those same years, Cubase 5 VST was able to lose shift marks in sound files, which after opening became all for one time mark. This is how sound directors who can make backpacks were raised. At the same time, or maybe a little later, ProTools loved hanging when opening their own files, opening them approximately once out of five. This is how patient sound directors were raised, not closing ProTools for months. Even later, the Steinberg Cubase SX 2 immediately after the end of the play went into automatic oscillation, coming to the maximum volume in one and a half to two seconds. This is how gray sound directors were raised.
YYY: If you are embarrassed by falling when importing, you are not an experienced sound director.

I understood, I understood everything! House 2 - the personal Sims of the Peter's Cowboy!

The host of the program "Events" just wiped out:
And spend Sunday so that we don’t have to talk about you on Monday.

Here, in the Netherlands, taxes are just hellish!
With each salary I pay 666 euros!

Russian programmers have discovered a new format of graphics.guf, which is immediately packed in the rip-archive and removed in the basket.