She:There's written what to get better in the afternoon
They work on Saturdays.
You will bring me there.

she: well in the sense, mimimi, so far, the legs will hurt, you really really will take me there ^_^

He is: Powerful Woman >_<

Another company on the fight against intellectual property piracy, resembles the fight against onanism by legalizing prostitution. The main box in the box.

I wanted to buy a shirt for you. There was an English inscription on it that my friend had visited Jerusalem and the only thing he brought me from there was this foolish T-shirt.

yyy: I'll walk naked, I'll write on my back that he didn't even bring me that silly shirt =(

XXX: We have users who love IT service.
XXX: You love it.
XXX: They have no choice.

-You better say, on the road really BMW respected, missed and generally avoided?

When I see a BMW, I climb to the side, turn on the emergency signal, get out of the car, sit around the rear right wheel and cry.

What kind of woman am I? She slept in the bedroom, froze, decided to stretch and break on herself, removed the rope from the rope and broke it half by half, opened the door and broke the iron cross, prepared dinner and bended the pen at the bowl!
Master of Disaster!

I sit and click on the channels....the broadcast "all will be fine". Just watched for 2 minutes and switched from what wanted to fuck this messy host who rubbed a guy something like "don't consult with parents, run away from them"...there is a need to ban, not cartoons.

all
We are looking for a place for the new year.
Tamara
Have you found anything?
all
I have a couple of ideas, but it’s already so full, shit ?
Tamara
Everyone wipes up, if they wipe.
all
The pigeons came to me.)
They’re also crazy ?
Two things
I sat in the bedroom behind the comp and went to the kitchen - and here I encounter them in the hallway.
They went through the balcony, they went through the living room and they went like this.
As you correctly say, the wicked.
I was scared and ran back.)

I sleep, next to the second half is satisfied, my pillow shows me good stories and...
What is not so.
I raise my head, I shake my head, fucking! Robots are attacking. I catch the torch and hide them from all the doors.
As the firefighters later told, they went out on the challenge, stumbled into the neighboring apartment with the fire, the door is not closed, we see, such an idyll - a sweet couple sleeps, here you woke up, rounded your eyes, grabbed the torcher and broke on us with a wild scream, we were well trained and quickly ringed.
Well, and the picture "They met in the entrance", there are neighbors, firefighters and I am like that, all out of clothes, only a torch in my hands. Gogol, with his silent scene resting.

It is a long-awaited Tuesday - aftermorrow is the last day of the working week.

My wife works as a nurse in a clinic.
Following her words.
The call comes to the post - calls the patient - an old very cute grandfather of 96 years of age, a former captain of an ocean ship, and now a retired with a light Alzheimer's disease. I go into his chamber. Grandfather asks to bring him an apple from the closet, because he himself moves already with difficulty and therefore mostly lies in bed. I bring him an apple, make sure he eats it carefully and leave his room.
A minute after 10 again a call from my grandfather, I go to him, I take the call button from his hand. Grandpa is interested in the weather on the street (seems to have thought of a walk). I describe him in detail the weather, the grandfather thanks, I leave the room.
It takes about 15 minutes and again a call from the grandfather appears on the control. I enter the chamber, take the call button from his hand and learn that he wanted to ask something, but already forgot and apologizes. We crawl, I go out.
Shortly after, my grandfather called again. I go in and wonder what he wants this time, and Grandpa asks:
“Daughter, here’s the button that I periodically press, why is it?! to

R. S. She is a Japanese nurse, a clinic in Tokyo.

Everyone has their own recipe for happiness. On the ceiling is written, “Tomorrow I’ll eat.” Every morning when I wake up, I see this inscription and think: well, tomorrow, not today.

XXX: on Thursday I wait for the installers to connect to the inuit
How about the guests?
XXX: The Evening
Instead of working...
Do you want to tell your grandmother?
Xxx: Grandma, the boys will come to repair the internet. When they are done - proping the default, proping the googl, go to www.ru, if they do not drive, show them the track and tell them that they are ugly? )
YYY: But throw the boys’ faces when their grandmother tells them that the default isn’t pinching?

The Russian Post is...
But the office at our enterprise first prints emails from the corporate box, then registers them in the journal, puts a stamp with the incoming... And a day later another paper comes to the address...

If a dragon has an erection in flight, he turns around.
YYY: In what way?
The blood was in the body and moved somewhere else. There was an initial, small turn. Because of the displacement of the surfaces, the angle of the wing’s attack changes, the flight is sharply destabilized due to the difficulty of predicting nonlinear and non-state turbulent flows.
Therefore, while flying, dragons try to think of the eternal. That, in turn, became the basis of legends about their wisdom.

I have a few
My favorite films:
1st Where where
Johnny Depp in his hat.
2nd Where Seagal
Everyone gets one.
Three Where at the end
The film shows during
Jackie Chan’s filming.
broke
4 is Where Nicholas Cage is bad
Playing
5 is Chuck Norris is unreal.
cool
6 is Where is Arnold Schwarzenegger
Speak a certain phrase.

The lesson 1.
Learn to cook Chinese cuisine.
Choose a recipe for the dish you liked.
Add 1 head of garlic and replace salt with 500g. Soya sauce
You have learned to cook Chinese dishes, congratulations!

Q: What, are there aquarium heaters without a thermoregulator?
by Aha. The boilers

About the fast-service restaurant:
Within half an hour, my girlfriend and I both felt a severe stomach upset. They were forced to go home urgently. We ate a sandwich "pork barbecue" + pepsi. be careful. Ruslan from the toilet.

I study with my girlfriend in the office. It happened that we were left for a day without the supervision of the elders.
Well, once such a labyrinth invited the best friend to kill together. While we were waiting for him, Natashka and I started aboutsexual games. What about CHO? The Chamber is empty.
Serega appeared in the right place when Natasha followed me with a healthy enema — she tried to lick.
Well, I’m in the hazard behind Sereg – "Save me! The best friend!"
And he looked so strangely at the cliché and said:
You also know that I am ready to close you from the bullet with the body, but it’s...". and went out.

Natasha and I are stupid.
And only a minute later I remember that he recently had two weeks in the hospital with poisoning. Probably not all that he told me.