xxx: If a girl says “I’m upset!”", it’s enough to ask “How much do you weigh?”" to erase this superstitious expression from her face))

You are a potato in a pot what are you going to do?
With a chicken!
Okay, but I’m lazy to clean the potatoes.
YYYY: Then do with the meat!
XXX - Chicken with meat? O_O

I come to work today - and I have no place to hang my jacket, all my shoulders are busy. To my restrained surprise (formerly it was enough for everyone) a colleague gently gives: "Yes, a girl came to us, asked if we could get dressed. How could I refuse a girl? Especially those who want to dress up..."

to this:

You have borrowed your sexual pedo-homosexual concerns! It’s a lot easier: I just picked up my pants in the online store.

Maybe it's just not worth doing the choice of cowards in the working hours of everyone's eyes?

In Altai, friends have a friend, he has a land there. But he has no bobs, but the bobs are at the neighbor. So, the guy (who knows friends who have no bobs) decided to make a bobs farm and bring there tourists (business to blur), he went to the neighbor with a request to borrow him bobs, he replied berry type free, only catch himself. This is how we were supposed to go to Altai to help catch bobs) But at the last moment the urine turned away from the creative hemisphere of the brain and we did not go to catch bobs.

Brodyaga: This morning a mosquito came before me... a real, living, disgustingly feeding 3,14 daras. And through the dream, hearing his whisper near the ear, I thought that it was necessary to synchronize with the sleep server using SSL certificates, not only for authentication, but for the entire session, so that the mosquito could not get in.
You need to be treated, Barry.

Discussions about Soviet films:

The xxx:
Kamrad, can you help me find a cartoon like Latvian too? I remember in childhood terribly scary scene from him: at night, in the village house a holiday and suddenly guests see that the monster looks out the window, everyone with the torches run out to look for him, while looking for the owner disappears whether the daughter or the bride. I don’t remember anything else from him.

YYY :
Yuri, a great story for the song of the band "King and Shut", for example :)

The standard Google player in the phone has been updated, and the shuffle mode has been added under the name "I am lucky". What a miracle he took the sounds from the folder with the navigator and now such pearls happen: after the track there is the sound of the navigator "speed limit 30" and then there is the track of the tattoo "we will not catch". or the sound of the navigator "attention in front of the hospital" and then dabbstep :))

Of the explanations in the protocol for violating the silence at night: "The silence was not violated, only 2 times shouted from pain and 3 times from pleasure."

to there:
here here :

Q: Is this the end of the world?
Q1: Are you a fool? This is when the sun turns out and it becomes dark.
The second quilt: What? And I’ll go to Peter, there are white nights and light.

— — — —
The sun is a useless object. It shines in the day when it is so bright.
The moon is much more useful, it shines at night.

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Chui, don't joke so subtly, now two months will be bitterly breathing about modern education, once a great country and a fucking generation.

From the website, section "On the project":
The development took into account the best traditions of service adopted in such respected and established organizations as "Post of Russia" and "Sberbank".
O is terrible...

N: Find me the trait that whispered to me to go to the mahmat, I’ll fuck him with a bowl.

falling down to your feet, c
With great sorrow we inform you,
At your request nothing.
found

From Habra, a topic about the mobile internet:
In MTS after the end of the "limit of unlimited Internet" - 70Mbps per day, it is simply turned off.
MTS: Yes, speed should be limited to 64kbps, but in your region it is limited to 0kbps.
I am: that is. I have an unlimited tariff with a speed limit of 0kb\second?
MTS: Yes

Excerpt from the conversation in the office:
I was disconnected from the internet for seven days. I started playing computer games, watching TV. I realized that life is quite an interesting thing!

I’ve been living in Canada for three years, but every time I have to cling to a white wall, I instinctively check whether it’s bleached.

For the younger (4 years old):

I sit with him, my wife in the other room. I’m hanging on my feet, talking about whether he’s small or big. It insists that big, just huge!
As a result, a song performed by the duet is born:

Big Oleg, the hands are bigger than the head!
Big Oleg, his legs are bigger than his hand!
Big Oleg, the pop is wider life!

In the same spirit.
The child is enthusiastic, composing new lines himself.
In the room drawn by the noise, a wife looks, I silence.
But the child, by inertia turning, releases on the whole house a new line, just born to him: huge Oleg, a dog more than a hand!

Fuck it...

We sit in the office with the boss and drink tea. I have no place to throw a bag of tea at my table, I look at the neighbor too.
The manager tells the boss:
I have to buy three garbage cans.
What he answers quite well:
The company is finally growing.

I also doubt:

I doubt this:
A caterpillar on the road. I like to turn them out, then they slip to the other side. So I turned it, and then a girl I knew said:
Maybe she’s going to get her kids (unfortunately).
I first laughed, and then, walking 100 meters, I remembered that today is Mother’s Day.
I had to go back to get her back in the right direction!

— — —
The goose is a child. A mature insect that can have children is butterflies.
So you may have brought the disobedient child back home from the hustle trip. Then I turned back to the blade again.

— — — —
A healthy goose will never descend from its plant and will not float along the road and any other open place. All the goats you see crossing the road are usually infected with the larvae of the goat rider who eat the goat from within and change its behavior, forcing it to move where the larvae need to. You can conduct an experiment: plant such a goose in a bowl, and after a while the larvae will bite it and go out happy.
This is what I do... Husenice is already on the drum, where she is, she is doomed and deprived of almost all her inners. This is the truth of life.

XHH: At work I watched a picture: a girl in the search bar of Google killed the phrase Google.
XHH: We brought a new one today, and this is lvl-up. I went to Google to find Yandex in it to find a mail in it to go to mail to mail.
YYY: Epicvin Yes