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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71998
 24.10.2012
AkaTigra: "Ukrpost" fired all the management of the department in Dnipropetrovsk for theft of coft.
3-14: you wait, in a couple of days will write that the Ukrpost has closed this department.
Muravey: and shot all the staff.
AkaTigra: and burned
Headquarters of Dnipropetrovsk.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71997
 24.10.2012
PortalX3: The processor is worn out
Jurassic: Beer, vodka and cigarettes wear off liver and lungs. I did not notice that anyone was stopping it.
Cybertronik: I do not drink, I do not smoke, I do not speed up.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71996
 24.10.2012
(◕‿‿◕) was renamed to (◐ ‿ ◑)
(◐ ‿ ◑): Well his naffig, it’s your tride

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71995
 24.10.2012
I am a recruitment specialist at the bank. I keep a different heresy from the summary, I decided to share:
"Computer skills and knowledge: Contact"
I like to observe people and their reactions to various stimuli, often experimenting myself in causing reactions.
I do not smoke, do not drink, do not smoke. I don’t know what humour is."
"Debits of the Company: (Cassor)
Greeting customers, asking customers if the customer has a discount card, offering a package.
"Stripping company in St. Petersburg. Insurance
Position duties and achievements: Pv insuranceproduction product"
"Desired Position: Actor"
"I have been working in the sales sector for three years, where there is no salary! If it’s you, call us "
"I want to be more independent, so work will not hurt"
"Development of projects "The key"
As for personal qualities... Without excessive modesty, I can call myself a responsible and executive man.
Organization of staff work, control of the performance of tasks, work with guests of the restaurant (greeting, planting, farewell...)
"Specialty: Director of Recreation."
"01.2004 - I continue to work, OOO Oriflame Cosmetics - Recruitment and training of staff
Creative work on the search for people-diamonds in the sea of office plankton.
"Key skills: to sell"

by donna.j

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71994
 23.10.2012
3 hours of night. I translate text for the site about excellent, soft, elastic, elastic mattresses and beautiful pillows "for a good healthy sleep"... Chinese torture((

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №71993
 23.10.2012
From the phone discussion:

xxx: Disadvantages: when recording a video, a red pipe lamp burns and burns you.I shot a fight here so I barely got away from behind this disguising lamp. I run fast.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71992
 23.10.2012
Give me five guys!
See also: 101
zzz: programmers joke, fuck

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №71991
 23.10.2012
Today we lie with our loved ones, we talk, we embrace. I’m so cool and like a hint (the girls will understand))
According to statistics, there is anal sex after marriage.
He is smiling:
After anal sex there is a wedding. According to statistics...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71990
 23.10.2012
xxx: Here you hate people, and I know how you can destroy millions of lives by subjecting them to inquisition)))
Yyy: I will be wrong as an inquisitor))) And how?
xxxx in the fire. ^ ^ ^
Woooow! ??? XD is

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71989
 23.10.2012
My neighbor put himself on the beha 5 2000 signal "Madzhik kar", he has a function there is "free hands", it is when you approach the car with a brake from the signal and it itself removes the car from the guard. The guy amator gj[dfcnfnmcz and told about the steep signal to everyone in a row, loved to boast. He lives on the first floor. We parked cars in the yard, caroche yesterday morning his car from the parking lot was dragged to his window, the signal thought that this owner came close to the car and took himself off the guard. What's left of the car is now at the poor under the window.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71988
 23.10.2012
Roo: I suddenly remembered a girl office manager at my previous job telling me how she used to work as a sommelier. And here they bring her at 9 in the morning for a tasting. And it is like talking a drink in your mouth, encouraging everything there, feeling different things and spit out. And she says, Well, I am poured in an expensive cognac worth a ragged money. How not to swallow it?At 11 in the morning, she was not in one eye.
Such hard work.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71987
 23.10.2012
D: What do I do, his mother is kidding me that I don’t wear their gifted coat! And I hate shoes, and I don’t bother to get in her on the bus.
N: Give her a shirt with the devil and be offended that she doesn’t wear xD xD

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71986
 23.10.2012
Do you want me?
Ugu (cold and burned with hot pellet)
Smelling of a hamac, though, in this battle, against the Pelmenes, I have no chance.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71985
 23.10.2012
Director of Rospotrebnadzor,
Main state sanitary
Russian physician Gennady Onishchenko said:
The Russian employees
Health inspections are losing
Because of negative energy
Drivers who are in traffic jams.

Real news on the Interfax

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71984
 23.10.2012
Visit to the weapons factory

by Vasya:
Just a bed scene “...the station almost in complete silence with majestic smoothness then deepened by a thin long “shampoo” into the black well of the stem, then almost to the end scattered out of it...”.
• The gold oil was poured on the "shampoo" with a continuous jet, and it seemed that the machine did not touch the trunk at all, the moisture slipped back and forth.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №71983
 23.10.2012
I sit with my husband and watch the series.
I say, if I had been taken care of by such a beautiful, intelligent, and rich man, I would not have resisted.
I looked at my husband, feeling awkward, continued: but I am so lucky that I met you!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71982
 23.10.2012
A man’s education is a man’s.
I was not there for a week because of the trip. When I return, I bring my 3-year-old son to the garden. I put a clean clothes on him and he cried out:
And now the columns! I said, the cowboys!
I silently officed. After a few minutes comes up, and sings on the theme of the song "You know how you want to live".
You know how you want to drink.
There’s something else there, it’s all emotional. Until the end of the day, I wondered what surprises were waiting for me. I'll go out of the garden soon, I'll find out :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71981
 23.10.2012
In short of one process.

So what did you do at 2:46 at the entrance where the crime occurred?
I was looking for socks.
Which?! to
The second, bl

[ + 9 - ] [19 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71980
 23.10.2012
Again no quarrel with the fucking - this is my family!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71979
 23.10.2012
Friend (22 years): I’m going to be lucky to do... fucking! You can’t guess which...
I am Sims?:D
The fucking friend!

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