The son is responsible for his father, and in the most direct way: he lives in the country that his father left him.

Who could think...
The case was in 1991. In one company, several familiar and unfamiliar young people met. Among them was Olya - a very beautiful girl, a master of sports, a champion of the field in shooting from a pneumatic pistol. And a cute shy young man Andrew.
They sat down, drank wine, ate shishki. Having noticed that Andrey was looking at her with loving eyes, Olivia stood up and announced that if Andrey was shooting better than her, she would immediately give up on him. And if not, then no.
Everyone who is present will be able to see it tomorrow in Tirol.
Well, how could she know that she offered such a bet to an instructor for the gun training of the GRU Special Forces of the USSR Armed Forces?! to
The point is not to underestimate people.

Galkin stopped greeting Kirkorov. It is necessary, at the wedding of Galkin and Pugacheva wish that they love each other and die in one day.

In the text: "...parked nearby cars scattered by an explosive wave."
The number of parked cars is zero. None of one.

It is written: "Distributed".

Long not to end - the dignity of the husband, not the speaker!

Today I have a student(s):
How to do the first task in physics?
(I) Yes, he asked Antha, he did.
Do you know the second?
(I) The second seemed like Katka did...
A computer science lab how to write?
(I) Ask the Vicky, he gave her today.
You and Google!
and??? to
You do not know the Nifga, but send it to the one who knows.

A strange interview of a boy whose father works at the NASA department and, according to the child, makes there light bulbs and toilet paper. Asked by the host why he thinks so, the boy honestly replied: "And he brings them from there every day.

Discussion of the bike with a speedometer on the back:

Q: What if the current is 2 digits, what if I go down and I have a speed of 100?
Ugu, and three steel eggs

I am impressed by some people :) I call the work of the company for the reception of maculature, I call one: hello they say, and that's all. Are you such a company? In response, what do you have? I say - here, we choose a company to hand over the maculature. He says – Why? And really – why?

I sit with my wife, next to a small boy (aged 4 years). The pregnancy of my brother’s wife. Small is driving. The older son comes (13 years old), speaks about the fact that it would not be at the NH to spend the night at home, but at the house in the company of friends and girlfriends. Small is driving.
The wife begins to read a lecture to the senior on the risks of such time-spending, reads overwhelmingly and with humor, all about the small have been forgotten.
But on the key phrase, pronounced in a loud voice: And remember, women are insidious! Forgotten by all, the little one raises his head, and even more loudly says: and pregnant!!! to

Video discussion with a disabled person.

1 - You left at the crossroads of the line
2 - Chevrolet Lanos passed under the red lighting signal
The cyclist had to cross a pedestrian crossing.
4 - kia from the meeting also on red
The pedestrian crossed the road in an inappropriate place and moved along the road.
BMW rolled out through 2 consecutive

And you are surprised by the invite who has healed!!!! to
36 Seconds on the Roads of Krasnodar

XXX: I sit on the mattan, I solve the matrix. And you know what? They are not as cool as in the movie! It is all deception!
WOW: Well, mathematics in general has long ruined the child’s worldview.
WOW: I was disappointed in it when I learned in the sixth grade that the module is just a figure without a minus, and not a steep spacecraft at all.

The foolish penguin is hiding.
Light: smart – boldly gets it!
Intervision: where under the fresh patch
Intervision: and a fresh code

Velhoor
From Japan:

- Remember how I confessed to you that I loved to suck puddles when I was a kid, and my mom mocked me for that?! And you shattered a huge snowball and raised up on one knee - Sweep, my queen, for good health!

Mifodiy (12:10:09 22/10/2013)
I remembered Annie.

Heather (12:10:20 22/10/2013)
Give it in poems.

Mifodiy (12:10:44 22/10/2013)
While all the girls learned to kiss tomatoes, the young Nastya trained on cucumbers. I did not miss...

Mifodiy (12:11:00 22/10/2013)

Heather (12:11:04 22/10/2013)
I said in poems.

Mifodiy (12:12:55 22/10/2013)
When the girls are young,
Tomatoes are understood.
A very young woman,
She made her way on the strawberries.

And here are the girls who are friends with tomatoes,
Philphak finished... Family with husbands, Home.
Not a young man anymore.
Success has its mouth.

xxx: Well, like a throwback, have you met someone from the forum?
No, I did not meet. How will I recognize them? They don’t look like their avatars. And no one recognizes me, I am not a cat in a cooking cap either!

This is:

#22 2013-10-22 13:17
Ikea: Return to Old Traditions. 3 bedroom sofa.
The Tradition, Ch.

Very rare Russian traditions
1970, 100 years since the birth of V.I. Lenin. In the country, the agitation, everyone notes, takes increased social obligations to fulfill and over-execute. 1st furniture factory released a three-bed bed - "Lenin is always with us!"

The boy came somehow from the warehouse to be fired. I make a calculation. A certain amount is charged on the table, the prize is not 100% because of the passes. Then I keep the tax, food in the dining room, food under the salary, special clothes... the salary goes down. I explain each number separately - I agree with everything) The outcome doesn't like it anyway)) stood up... Then he says - so killers and become. Dangerous work for a salary accountant.

There was a test at the lecture. Preponja is loathing, sitting on the headquarters and looking predatory to write. Here I saw another disgraceful student and spotted him through the whole audience. Voice from the room:
Goal is found!

There is a discussion of the article on procrastination in the lurk, in which, they decided that it would be necessary to write the article as soon as possible...

A friend told me today:
I have a dog, Gavrila, a French Bulldog. So, Gavrila loves to eat headphones. He grabs out dynamics from them, and then cracks them out on the street. And my neighbors work at the Mariinsky Theatre. They then meet us on the street and say, “What kind of music dog do you have?”